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 Lakshmi.Zerowone
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By Lakshmi.Zerowone 2016-10-19 09:47:26
From RT yesterday...
there are probably a half dozen people that occasionally fall into the "Just how much trouble are they really worth?" series of questions.
there's me and flavin obviously....cj and kn... but who are the other two members? zero and eslim?
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I see Niko more as the old Italian in Catch 22.
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2016-10-19 09:48:04
Forgot it was Chinese Wednesday. I should have brought headphones to work.
Next week. You... forgot? The holiest, proudest, longest standing tradition you simply forgot?
INSOLENCE!
PARKER bring me the handbook of punishments!
*flips through the book*
Mmmhmmmm. Yes, yes I see. Ooh devious!
Sir Spath of Spathicus, first of his name. Your punishment for defying the will of the God King on the holiest of days, for breaking the sacred oath taken by all who enter The Royal Kingdom Of Ni And Its Benefactors Brought To You By Staples®, for insulting Chinese Wednesday without remorse, is....
A VERBAL WARNING.
Harsh, I know. But know this, once you receive 10 verbal warnings, you will receive a written citation. Oh ho, but look out, once you receive 5 written citations you will receive a formal complaint. Look out, once you receive 3 formal complaints you will receive a request for reprimand. Better straighten up, because once you receive 6 requests for reprimand you will be facing a notice of escalation. Beware, only 3 notices of escalation call for a letter of grievance. Be wary, 2 letter of grievances call for a 15 minute timeout. Oh but the punishment isn't over. 3 15 minute timeouts call for a 1 day removal of your parking pass. Now if you have your parking pass removed 5 times, you will now lose dessert privilege at all corporate functions for a year. If your sweet tooth is denied twice, oh buddy that's when it gets to the final escalation, 35 lashings for PARKER.
Don't say I didn't warn you. I swear it'll never happen again. D:
I'm just not used to having a job where they put me at a computer... with so much free time. The guilt goes away eventually. I just hope they find me more to do or just don't mind that I have so little to keep me busy because I am really liking these hours.
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2016-10-19 09:50:49
That all said. I hope to god they don't try to put me on phones.
Some of these parents/teachers are *** crazy.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-10-19 10:00:04
after about eleven hours of ranting and raving in RT.... about spicy forth party posting...and then admonishing those two dingdongs that didn't backread with a firestorm of villainy...hoppy pops in and was all....
Carrot was ousted? When and why?
my mind snapped like a dry twig...
sorry hoppy. it was the end of a long day and I just didn't have any more evil strength left....it seemed like a long story to start over at the beginning.... and the young denizens of RT were getting pretty eager for me to leave them to their happy fappy slappy plot pics and robomo talk...
 Bismarck.Misao
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By Bismarck.Misao 2016-10-19 10:19:53
just be glad it wasnt
"oh we just hired you but we dont know what to do with you.
sit on this computer for 2 weeks while reading and practicing this software's help file."
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By Asura.Dameshi 2016-10-19 10:23:17
just be glad it wasnt
"oh we just hired you but we dont know what to do with you.
sit on this computer for 2 weeks while reading and practicing this software's help file." I feel like a hit tv could be created using your office.
We'll call it, "The Office."
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2016-10-19 10:27:41
just be glad it wasnt
"oh we just hired you but we dont know what to do with you.
sit on this computer for 2 weeks while reading and practicing this software's help file." Please no...
Though all this computer work has me wishing I could just work from home... on my own computer...
Because these laptops suck ***. >:|
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-10-19 10:31:40
although....
a couple of those fappy RT *** seemed like they didn't quite get enough....
alltheseflavorsandyouchoosetobesalty.jpg Still have the salty crispy bits.
/prys a crispy scab off his own ball sack
I have enough salty crispy bits to fill a dump truck!
Do either of you two really want to go toe to toe with me!?.....
I'LL OPEN UP AN ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET! RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF RT!
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Lakshmi.Zerowone
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By Lakshmi.Zerowone 2016-10-19 10:52:22
Whoa calm down tiger!
...or should I say Joe Exotic?
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Bismarck.Misao
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By Bismarck.Misao 2016-10-19 10:57:48
-lights up the rooks signal-
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Lakshmi.Zerowone
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By Lakshmi.Zerowone 2016-10-19 10:59:28
-lights up the rooks signal-
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-10-19 11:01:30
NSFW!
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-10-19 11:12:27
-lights up the rooks signal-
you have to make it sound more urgent....
tell him the black wolf is going to swallow your brain!
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By Idiot Boy 2016-10-19 11:32:19
-lights up the rooks signal-
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-10-19 11:38:45
and PARKER still can't find a cut with just the phantom zone part...
skip to 1:00 I guess...
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 Caitsith.Zahrah
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2016-10-19 12:03:41
-lights up the rooks signal-
Better:
By Ramyrez 2016-10-19 12:15:31
 Lakshmi.Flavin
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2016-10-19 12:28:09
No... You haven't seen Ohio until you've lit one of their rivers on fire...
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By Anna Ruthven 2016-10-19 12:33:59
No... You haven't seen Ohio until you've lit one of their rivers on fire... I kinda want to see Ohio.
Lakshmi.Flavin
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2016-10-19 12:40:55
No... You haven't seen Ohio until you've lit one of their rivers on fire... I kinda want to see Ohio. You should bring that there cuzin of yurs to visit too...
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By Anna Ruthven 2016-10-19 12:44:43
No... You haven't seen Ohio until you've lit one of their rivers on fire... I kinda want to see Ohio. You should bring that there cuzin of yurs to visit too... We don't talk anymore.
Also. I'd be going to set rivers on fire and annoy Yatenkou.
Lakshmi.Flavin
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2016-10-19 12:51:48
He's your problem now nik!
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-10-19 14:18:14
He's your problem now nik!
girlboy wouldn't last fifteen minutes in ohio....
every second or third person gets free cancer just for crossing the border...
go to ohio around halloween so you can pretend all the crystal meth/bath salts zombies are just in costume on their way to a party or something....
on the other hand he might like it ohio... has the most terrifying old lady junkies I have seen anywhere.... it will remind him of "old toothless" the deer check gas station gum job he got a while back...
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By Anna Ruthven 2016-10-19 14:22:15
Speak to me, oh toothless wonder
Words of wisdom do I ponder...
By Ramyrez 2016-10-19 14:22:50
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By Ramyrez 2016-10-19 14:33:21
Speak to me, oh toothless wonder
Words of wisdom do I ponder... 
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-10-19 14:34:31
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Lakshmi.Flavin
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2016-10-19 15:19:11
Idk man... We had a case the other day where a guy got hit in the face with a housing piece that fell off of a crane... His mouth looked pretty similar... Dude was a badass though.. He finished out the day before he went home... Was missing like 7 teeth at least from what I could see...
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By Anna Ruthven 2016-10-19 15:25:16
Idk man... We had a case the other day where a guy got hit in the face with a housing piece that fell off of a crane... His mouth looked pretty similar... Dude was a badass though.. He finished out the day before he went home... Was missing like 7 teeth at least from what I could see... I once hit crazy cousin in the foot with a maddox. We got a bad batch of concrete that had clumps, he had seen me breaking them and decided he would do one while I was mid swing. All people heard was "I got it" followed by a thunk and then "OH GAH MY FOOT YOU HIT ME RIGHT IN THE ***' FOOT!" then the first thing I thought, I said: "You shouldn't have put your foot there."
Bismarck.Misao
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By Bismarck.Misao 2016-10-19 15:29:22
rooks, search function is broken
i want my money back
Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_kingdom_of_ni
Continuation from: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/2873/ffxiah-linkshell/732/#150486
Update: Sorry Eternaltriumph, too much has changed D: (Page 698)
Eternaltriumph said: Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
One Year Anniversary!!!Asura.Ludoggy said: Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
Pics worth referencing: 
This OP is paid for and sponsored by Stiklelf
Fenrir.Scragg said: Code Rowland 29488 2007-06-24 16:06:00
Ludoggy 26597 2009-02-25 22:31:23
Flionheart 22174 2008-11-17 14:28:15
Krizz 22085 2007-06-30 15:22:38
Haseyo 20875 2009-01-12 15:55:51
Dameshi 19807 2009-02-17 10:29:14
Urial 18636 2008-02-09 01:15:03
Spence 18475 2009-05-04 11:26:27
Kalyna 15001 2010-01-21 11:40:04
Rydiya 13469 2008-05-16 05:24:33
Alyria 12656 2007-10-23 10:58:35
Tigerwoods 10807 2007-03-14 21:10:43
Enternius 10382 2007-08-10 04:14:29
Slipispsycho 10072 2008-09-05 08:56:34
Rumaha 10000 2009-02-20 13:28:03
Kojo 9060 2007-06-30 17:46:02
Sevourn 8567 2009-02-10 00:10:20
Cheyne 8527 2007-04-27 12:27:54
Mabrook 8356 2008-07-01 00:53:38
Marzbarz 7723 2010-01-10 14:12:5
Join date added, banned users filtered.
Cool stuff Scragg added: 4/20/12 Code
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Will try to get to more stuff when I can. Disclaimer: Your Feelings May Get Hurt In Your Stay Here.
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