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Bismarck.Misao
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By Bismarck.Misao 2016-08-24 11:25:34
yup yup
gotta get on that beard action
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-08-24 11:27:31
I'm glad you're here... I have been prepping the lab for running some terminal experiments with "Chitosan" which is supposed to absorb and bind the fat that is giving your rl gf problems....
PARKER is lactose intolerant so...
/presses the microphone button
ok PARKER let's start with 1,600 mg of chitosan and.... oh idk.... 8 oz of cottage cheese?
/covers the mic
no yeah I'm totally guessing on the dosage...he might die... but we have to start somewhere....
/uncovers mic
yes eat the whole thing you'll be fine!
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By Asura.Dameshi 2016-08-24 11:36:05
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2016-08-24 11:48:18
I'm glad you're here... I have been prepping the lab for running some terminal experiments with "Chitosan" which is supposed to absorb and bind the fat that is giving your rl gf problems....
PARKER is lactose intolerant so...
/presses the microphone button
ok PARKER let's start with 1,600 mg of chitosan and.... oh idk.... 8 oz of cottage cheese?
/covers the mic
no yeah I'm totally guessing on the dosage...he might die... but we have to start somewhere....
/uncovers mic
yes eat the whole thing you'll be fine!
Totally showing her this when she gets home from class.
And he will *** you up.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-08-24 12:32:35
Totally showing her this when she gets home from class.
I have no idea if it will work...
but PARKER lived so far....so I might try some myself....
bruce banner didn't wait around for volunteer hobos to sign up for clinical trials.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-08-24 12:45:41
but also the third floor bathroom in the lab is out of bounds to everyone who does not wish to die a most painful death...
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2016-08-24 13:53:03
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2016-08-24 15:07:17
Totally showing her this when she gets home from class.
I have no idea if it will work...
but PARKER lived so far....so I might try some myself....
bruce banner didn't wait around for volunteer hobos to sign up for clinical trials. GF: "I... I don't think that's how science works."
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Lakshmi.Flavin
Server: Lakshmi
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Posts: 18,466
By Lakshmi.Flavin 2016-08-24 15:17:00
Totally showing her this when she gets home from class.
I have no idea if it will work...
but PARKER lived so far....so I might try some myself....
bruce banner didn't wait around for volunteer hobos to sign up for clinical trials. GF: "I... I don't think that's how science works." Sure it is... Trial and error... Mhm...
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-08-25 09:25:43
GF: "I... I don't think that's how science works."
At Evil Enterprises LLC's, (a wholly owned subsidiary of Haliburton), applied evil sciences division we test things on ourselves all the time... well you know... when we run out of prisoners or PARKER is busy doing something for Meshi.
/deep thoughts /paces around the lab
I have been thinking about your gf's problem, which I share, and about my Pepto Bismol remedy which, let's face it, it isn't "great".
<beaker bubbling noise>
so...Chitosan which is a fiber made out of shellfish shells was once labeled as a weight loss supplement but the FDA made them stop doing that because in clinical trials fatties that only took it didn't lose any significant weight... /Draws on the whiteboard
but we aren't trying to lose weight... we're trying to be able to eat a burger or the delicious ring of fat that surrounds a nice pork chop without spending the rest of the day on the shitter or in the ER....
but I can't find any studies pertaining to it's usage in this way but theoretically it might work...or help some
of course if she is allergic to shellfish she can't try it...
I certainly wouldn't urge one of my "patients" to try something I was too chicken to try myself...
SO I ordered some Chitosan and I am going to run some trials taking it and then eating things I would normally avoid... probably this weekend to avoid being a "workplace pooper"...
if it helps me even a little I might recommend it secure in the knowledge that the chances your GF would take unsolicited medical advice from a psychotic aging elvan whm that her BF met on a third party hack website for an obscure fourteen year old japanese on line video game are slim to none anyways....
maybe it helps... /thinks
or maybe I need to combine it with pepto bismol...
and maybe and perhaps most likely I spend all weekend rolling around on the ground begging my wife to kill me....
thanks....weird... lady.
at this point things like calculating odds and clinical trial this and precaution that have already been chucked to the wayside. PARKER survived the initial trial so we are a GO!
/clicks buttons and levers turning different lights on
<insert diabolical laughter here>
Bismarck.Misao
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By Bismarck.Misao 2016-08-25 10:21:10
banana
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By Anna Ruthven 2016-08-25 10:22:29
I wonder what would happen if you gave a chimp a banana laced with 357 Mad Dog hot sauce.
Bismarck.Misao
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By Bismarck.Misao 2016-08-25 10:29:25
sure lets give that a try.
Bismarck.Misao
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By Bismarck.Misao 2016-08-25 10:37:04
idea fora D&D campaign:
a monkey kind of race, playing as a monk, with a key hanging from his neck, and speaking with a jamaican accent.
"hay moooon"
By Ramyrez 2016-08-25 10:39:57
idea fora D&D campaign:
a monkey kind of race, playing as a monk, with a key hanging from his neck, and speaking with a jamaican accent.
"hay moooon"
I'm pretty sure you just described Louie from Tailspin.
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Bismarck.Misao
Server: Bismarck
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By Bismarck.Misao 2016-08-25 10:44:35
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2016-08-25 11:15:18
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By Ramyrez 2016-08-25 11:30:21
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Bismarck.Misao
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By Bismarck.Misao 2016-08-25 11:44:02
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Lakshmi.Zerowone
Server: Lakshmi
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Posts: 6,949
By Lakshmi.Zerowone 2016-08-25 11:44:51
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Server: Shiva
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-08-25 11:48:47
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By volkom 2016-08-25 12:44:50
hello from the thursday lunchbreak~
hows everyone's day going?
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-08-25 13:02:41
hello from the thursday lunchbreak~
hows everyone's day going?
pensive and wistful...I would say...a bit detached perhaps coupled with perturbation... bordering on inquietude...kind of a foreboding trepidation...but without fear or any real anxiety..
something bad is always happening to someone somewhere and your odds of getting sucked into the maelstrom are determined by random chance and personal associations...
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Server: Shiva
Game: FFXI
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-08-25 13:13:10
An old friend that I haven't spoken too more than once in almost twenty five years sent me an email requesting my phone number for reasons unstated but presumed sinister...still working on the final draft of my reply letter..
I'm not gay... and I don't have any money to loan you... I'm also not quite ready to have a mid life crisis motorcycle purchase and go riding around looking for huge bikers to pick fights with.
my life has had it's fair share of heart stopping panic and bounding joy and I'm not always confident people really want to hear the answer when they ask how you have been.
you know...um... pick an emotion and I have felt it deeply and while there is no guarantee the story behind it will be enthralling I would be happy to share it with you. it's up to you... how far down the rabbit hole do you want to go? is there any certain time you need to be back and so on and so forth....
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Server: Shiva
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2016-08-26 10:56:07
GF: "I... I don't think that's how science works."
At Evil Enterprises LLC's, (a wholly owned subsidiary of Haliburton), applied evil sciences division we test things on ourselves all the time... well you know... when we run out of prisoners or PARKER is busy doing something for Meshi.
/deep thoughts /paces around the lab
I have been thinking about your gf's problem, which I share, and about my Pepto Bismol remedy which, let's face it, it isn't "great".
<beaker bubbling noise>
so...Chitosan which is a fiber made out of shellfish shells was once labeled as a weight loss supplement but the FDA made them stop doing that because in clinical trials fatties that only took it didn't lose any significant weight... /Draws on the whiteboard
but we aren't trying to lose weight... we're trying to be able to eat a burger or the delicious ring of fat that surrounds a nice pork chop without spending the rest of the day on the shitter or in the ER....
but I can't find any studies pertaining to it's usage in this way but theoretically it might work...or help some
of course if she is allergic to shellfish she can't try it...
I certainly wouldn't urge one of my "patients" to try something I was too chicken to try myself...
SO I ordered some Chitosan and I am going to run some trials taking it and then eating things I would normally avoid... probably this weekend to avoid being a "workplace pooper"...
if it helps me even a little I might recommend it secure in the knowledge that the chances your GF would take unsolicited medical advice from a psychotic aging elvan whm that her BF met on a third party hack website for an obscure fourteen year old japanese on line video game are slim to none anyways....
maybe it helps... /thinks
or maybe I need to combine it with pepto bismol...
and maybe and perhaps most likely I spend all weekend rolling around on the ground begging my wife to kill me....
thanks....weird... lady.
at this point things like calculating odds and clinical trial this and precaution that have already been chucked to the wayside. PARKER survived the initial trial so we are a GO!
/clicks buttons and levers turning different lights on
<insert diabolical laughter here>
GF: "I'm not sure how I should feel about a man I barely know performing a clinical trial on himself for my benefit"
"... You should probably stop him."
Go, Nik!
By Ramyrez 2016-08-26 11:08:22
Kick off Friday with a slow, grindin' jam courtesy everyone's favorite cover band, Led Zeppelin!
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By Ramyrez 2016-08-26 11:09:47
Also, thanks to Misa, I went home and watched TaleSpin last night.
All due respect to DuckTales, easily the best thing to come out of the Disney Afternoon.
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Caitsith.Zahrah
Server: Caitsith
Game: FFXI
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2016-08-26 12:03:51
Kick off Friday with a slow, grindin' jam courtesy everyone's favorite cover band, Led Zeppelin!
I shot you not, they played this when our Triple-A team for the Rangers were playing LOLA's a few years back. We caught it. Not sure how many others in the stands did. Brassy!
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Caitsith.Zahrah
Server: Caitsith
Game: FFXI
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2016-08-26 12:05:34
Oh hell! Excuse the damn phone.
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Server: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20,130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-08-26 12:35:33
"... You should probably stop him."
she's probably right... the "plan" is just rife with all kinds of... nonsensical stupidity...but let's face it, a sane person never would have come up it in the first place so...
PARKER! make a note of her objection at once!
and then raise the threat level to defcon 4! we are go for launch!
and kick out some jams! it's dance party friday!
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Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_kingdom_of_ni
Continuation from: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/2873/ffxiah-linkshell/732/#150486
Update: Sorry Eternaltriumph, too much has changed D: (Page 698)
Eternaltriumph said: Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
One Year Anniversary!!!Asura.Ludoggy said: Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree

Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present

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Ludoggy 26597 2009-02-25 22:31:23
Flionheart 22174 2008-11-17 14:28:15
Krizz 22085 2007-06-30 15:22:38
Haseyo 20875 2009-01-12 15:55:51
Dameshi 19807 2009-02-17 10:29:14
Urial 18636 2008-02-09 01:15:03
Spence 18475 2009-05-04 11:26:27
Kalyna 15001 2010-01-21 11:40:04
Rydiya 13469 2008-05-16 05:24:33
Alyria 12656 2007-10-23 10:58:35
Tigerwoods 10807 2007-03-14 21:10:43
Enternius 10382 2007-08-10 04:14:29
Slipispsycho 10072 2008-09-05 08:56:34
Rumaha 10000 2009-02-20 13:28:03
Kojo 9060 2007-06-30 17:46:02
Sevourn 8567 2009-02-10 00:10:20
Cheyne 8527 2007-04-27 12:27:54
Mabrook 8356 2008-07-01 00:53:38
Marzbarz 7723 2010-01-10 14:12:5
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