I didn't know people bitched about cargo shorts. Don't like them, don't wear them. Simple.
Also, as someone whose sports shorts that are not at all functional (the back two pockets are decorative front two you can maybe shove a coin or two down), guess who gets to tow around keys and phones when I leave other crap locked in the car?
And you all can sometimes fit a coke bottle in there! That's convenient.
EDIT: Had to double check since I had the suspicion after reading. Author's name: Nicole Hong. ***' Nicoles! They're only beat by Brittan(ys?)/(ies?).
i used to love cargo shorts. i don't wear shorts anymore unless it's just around the house or while working out. other than that, it's jeans or slacks.
The microscopic pockets in women's clothing blows my mind. Why even have them if they're going to be that small?
I'm honestly surprised there hasn't been an uprising
why would they? they can just stuff all their stuff in your cargo pants, then insult your cargo pants. you have no way to win, and they get what they want.
I mean, follow me on this one; with my ex, I was a little worried about what I might find in her pockets.
With what I know, this is a fair point.
Anyway, you're educated now: women don't get real pockets. Like, nothing at all would probably be an improvement over the mock-pockets (mockets?) they get now.
I've lost quite a bit of weigh over the past year and a half, but my wife has lost proportionally even more. Her pants used to have slightly annoying pockets that you couldn't keep "much" in.
...she bought her first purse ever at 34 because her pants now are absolutely idiotic. Fashion pockets are dumber than Uggs.
Also, while we're discussing this, women can't say ***about ***guys wear until they quit *** wearing Uggs. At minimum.
The microscopic pockets in women's clothing blows my mind. Why even have them if they're going to be that small?
I'm honestly surprised there hasn't been an uprising
why would they? they can just stuff all their stuff in your cargo pants, then insult your cargo pants. you have no way to win, and they get what they want.
#conspiracycargo
Hey, man! Hey! We spare you wadded up kleenexes, half-melted cough drops and receipts!
I mean, follow me on this one; with my ex, I was a little worried about what I might find in her pockets.
With what I know, this is a fair point.
Anyway, you're educated now: women don't get real pockets. Like, nothing at all would probably be an improvement over the mock-pockets (mockets?) they get now.
Well, to put it a little more in context, she was a smoker and knew I hated smoking, said she'd quit but I know she never did. I didn't really have a right to say much but I was content to just pretend I didn't know she still smoked.
and then the game of "i need to blow my nose... oh wait this one is funky, let me keep looking.". also, loose tic tacs everywhere. it's like i've never seen the chick buy or eat a tic tac, but she has like 4 loose tic tacs just tumbling around.
so you take her cigs out of her pocket and make her "earn" them back. turn her dirty habit into your diiirty habit.
She had a speech impediment we used to call the 'fat tongue' most of her S's came out like 'schl' or 'sh' so I used to talk her into saying things like "penisch". She could also, using a wall, bend over backwards and grab her ankles.
and then the game of "i need to blow my nose... oh wait this one is funky, let me keep looking.". also, loose tic tacs everywhere. it's like i've never seen the chick buy or eat a tic tac, but she has like 4 loose tic tacs just tumbling around.
Nothing beats the "Why are my fingers sticky?" game.
All these stories makes me question your judgement Anna.
Welcome to the club.
She once tried to hook me up with her best friend, while we were together, apparently I wasn't a complete *** like the other girl's BF and I passed up the chance to have two girlfriends at once. Not really into that anyway.
made me smile. not an easy task today, you have my thanks.
Purses are mysteries wrapped in enigmas. I gave up ever looking into one back in '99 or so. I'll be *** if I could ever find anything in those things, just to watch the owner of purse find the thing in .5 seconds. dafaq?
I saw a dude in his 50's today wearing crocs. was a building owner I was talking to, so I couldn't even laugh.
Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
[h1]H1[/h1]
[h2]H2[/h2]
[h3]H3[/h3]
[figlet]Figlet[/figlet]
[spoiler="Custom spoiler!"][h1]Yay[/h1][/spoiler]
[soundcloud]http://soundcloud.com/matas/hobnotropic[/soundcloud]
Will try to get to more stuff when I can.
Disclaimer: Your Feelings May Get Hurt In Your Stay Here.