wacko jacko confirmed?
i mean, i think we all knew he was off, but... damn.
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I love you hev, but if the 'neverland ranch' wasn't a red flag, you sir, are a rube.
It's sad more than anything really, someone diddled him, he repeats the cycle, the kids he diddled are doomed to a *** up life and potentially repeating the cycle. That's why I'm all for capital punishment for child molesters. pretty hard to *** up another kid for life when you're dead.
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Ragnarok.Hevans said: » No one should be surprised, apparently. I mean, look. He married Elvis' daughter, and Elvis was clearly pretty *** creepy too. Being the "King" apparently comes with it's downsides... ... ... MESHI!?
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Siren.Mosin said: » That's why I'm all for capital punishment for child molesters. pretty hard to *** up another kid for life when you're dead. I'm pretty big on harder punishment for sex crimes in general.
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*walks in wearing pajamas and yawning*
What is all the ruckus out here? I'm trying to get some beauty rest... PARKER you have 5 seconds to have coffee in my hand. And if you take that literally and don't put it in a mug first it'll be the paperclip incident all over again.
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Siren.Mosin said: » I love you hev
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well RAMY thinks there are downsides to being king, and I was all like 'nuh-uh' and he was all 'yeah-huh' and that went on for a while, then I said, we need MESHI!
:D
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Valefor.Sehachan said: » Hevan's secret gamer girl was in fact Mosin! love can't be shoe-horned into a man / woman relationship seha, GGGGeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
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Siren.Mosin said: » well RAMY thinks there are downsides to being king, and I was all like 'nuh-uh' and he was all 'yeah-huh' and that went on for a while, then I said, we need MESHI! :D You see, most people look at being king as an easy task. You get to sit on a throne all day, collect taxes, make up rules, break the rules, torture people, order people to do things, build ice castles, melt ice castles, start tire fires, claim you didn't start the tire fires when investigated by the NEWB (Ni Environmental & Weather Bureau), disband the NEWB, and spend every single gold coin in the coffers on crazy *** projects for the "kingdom" that are actually just fun stuff you want to do. That could not be any You see, there is great responsibility and pressure. Every action you take is scrutinized. Every breath you take, every move you make, people watching you. Go out for a night of drinking and burn down a small village? People flip their ***. It's like you can't have fun any more! All that stress leads to early male pattern baldness, rapid graying, a loss of personality, and a sudden urge to eat more swiss cheese. It's a tough life. You thought that was it for the side effects, oh but how wrong you are. Every morning, for no inexplicable reason, my shoes are in reverse order. That's correct, the left shoe is to the right of the right shoe. Do you know how difficult it is to discern that at the crack of 11:47am when I'm expected to "please get out of bed now so you have time to eat breakfast before your lunch arrives."?! Impossible I say! So why do it? Perhaps it's a love for this kingdom and its people. Or perhaps it's a more realistic reason such as the absurd salary I've provided to myself while draining the economy. Either way, I'm here to stay.
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King goes to an inn, and suddenly a masked stranger is waiting on his room, or coerced to spend time with an unknown lady overnight,
or tossing a half naked man across the room, or putting holes in peoples faces. and lets not forget pillaging merchants in broad daylight. so many coverups, there is a reason the chupacabra is a myth.
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drank some whiskey when i got home. didn't feel like it was doing anything. drank some more. can't tell if i'm sick or drunk now ~ or both.
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probably both, but it could be worse. could just be sick.
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Siren.Mosin said: » yeah. take it from me, totally sober. so, you're saying he should continue drinking? i concur.
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***...Lowe's pissing me off this morning.
"We'll have your delivery at 10-11:30." "Can I get that any earlier or later?" "No, that's how we loaded the trucks*, has to be then." *Loaded trucks in a complete arbitrary fashion for no reason other than "hey, let's throw this ***up there." Now I know better for next time. "Free local delivery" means "hey ***, you're spending your PTO to come home from work in the middle of the day and meet us." Next time they're putting it on my truck and I'll unload the ***myself. -.-; I would of bought a cigar and enjoyed a whole day of waiting... sitting outside in Flavin's lawn-chair... sipping scotch
or got it delivered on saturday... damp towel... always seeing the glass half damp
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Oh right....PARKER!!!
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Shiva.Nikolce said: » or got it delivered on saturday... I tried! Honkey mofos don't deliver on weekends! And they're not even union! I don't think Lowe's is And in olden days I'd have taken the whole day off and *** about, but right now I've got a long weekend coming up next week and I'm trying to conserve PTO for future shenanigans and hijinks. I've sort of grown away from my paternal side of the family, not because of any hard feelings or anything but for reasons of geography (I live far away) and property (we lost the lease on the land upon which our family camp used to sit). They've established a new camp and I'm going up for a long weekend with the in August, which is awesome, but I've got to preserve time off to make that long weekend happen and still make my normal long vacations work (Buffett concert, Thanksgiving/Anniversary, New Year's). PARKER! gather the dancers for a rehearsal before King Meshi arrives
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Meshi/Parker 2016
"Let's Make Ni Great Again!" Asura.Dameshi said: » *sneaks in during the rehearsal* /over the walkie talkie to PARKER Code Gold, I repeat Code Gold bring out the yellow team YouTube Video Placeholder
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*claps excitedly and looks around to make sure everyone else is clapping excitedly*
PARKER! I require a cool beverage. Tears of the innocent will do nicely. Extra ice.
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Asura.Dameshi said: » *claps excitedly and looks around to make sure everyone else is clapping excitedly* PARKER! I require a cool beverage. Tears of the innocent will do nicely. Extra ice.  I'll share
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Got my furniture. Came back to work and parked by the booze warehouse. I will be buying whiskey and assembling patio furniture tonight.
My neighbors best be ready for half a chair on their roof when it pisses me off. Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a Celtic fling at the Ren Faire grounds this weekend. You know what that means?
*dances around very awkwardly* ~Kilt time, kiiiiillllt tiiiiimmmme~
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Asura.Dameshi said: » Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a Celtic fling at the Ren Faire grounds this weekend. You know what that means? *dances around very awkwardly* ~Kilt time, kiiiiillllt tiiiiimmmme~ 
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