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By Ramyrez 2015-12-30 11:23:14
yadda yadda yaadda blah blah blah
Misao! I'm glad you're here...
I need your help talking my son of moving to stupid california.
Where in CA is he thinking of moving?
If he's bell-bottom-clad and loading up his VW bus to the jaunty tune of Stealers Wheels for San Fransisco with flowers in his hair, I think he'll be very disappointed when he gets there.
If he's got on a short-sleeve collared shirt and a pair of skinny jeans and listening to something post-modern, however...
...I'm sure Apple and Google are looking for cybernetic experiment candidates new employees.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-12-30 11:35:32
Where in CA is he thinking of moving?
santa barbara for reasons unknown but presumed idiotic.
I haven't had a chance to hear the entire HELP I AM TRAPPED IN 2006 PLEASE SEND A TIME MACHINE plan...just snippets from my wife while I was traveling for business...
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2015-12-30 11:38:15
Where in CA is he thinking of moving?
santa barbara for reasons unknown but presumed idiotic.
I haven't had a chance to hear the entire HELP I AM TRAPPED IN 2006 PLEASE SEND A TIME MACHINE plan...just snippets from my wife while I was traveling for business... Does he want to go to school there?
Guess we'll get Misa's thoughts and see what the master plan is.
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-12-30 11:41:19
tell him he'd either need to hitch up wth an idiotic room mate who will probaly end up mooching out of him, end up having to do a 2nd job just to make rent's due, because california is that stupid, and cant even afford a single bedroom appartment on a decent salary (much less min wage)
swatzernager was a governator here, santamonica's fault has been trying to sink california for decades now.
eat lots of insta noodles, assuming you can fork it.
and movies like Top Gun and Pretty Woman are just a hoax.
people will just steal your money.
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2015-12-30 11:49:31
Misa, I guess you moved in with a roommate then?
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-12-30 11:52:55
not yet.
would rather pick up a 2nd job
also have an option to move across the border, and rent an appartment house for $400~500 lol
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By Anna Ruthven 2015-12-30 11:53:48
I sometimes wonder what it's like, as a guy, having a female roommate. After a few moments of 'that'd be cool' reality sets in that it'd be like living with a girlfriend but you don't gain any of the relationship benefits.
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-12-30 11:56:05
lots of bitching and nagging from one side.
thats for sure
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By Anna Ruthven 2015-12-30 12:07:27
lots of bitching and nagging from one side.
thats for sure Yeah...I *** and nag more than any woman. Rooks knows. So any woman who moves in and tries that ***is making a big mistake. See, when a wife or girlfriend nag and men give in, it's because we stand to gain something from them. When a roommate does it, she's just setting herself up to realize she's not the pretty princess daddy told her she was before all that embezzling sent him to prison. Why don't I clean the bathroom? Well it isn't my makeup spilled all over the floor, the sink, the tub, and back of the toilet. Why don't you rise above the age of 5 and clean up after yourself? I don't get anything from you, you don't get anything from me. Now kiss my *** and go clean the bathroom before I don't pay the cable bill and you don't get to watch whatever *** is on MTV tonight.
EDIT: This is most likely why I'm single.
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By Siren.Mosin 2015-12-30 12:09:49
we don't need to hear about the arguments your personalities have in your head over breakfast.
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By Anna Ruthven 2015-12-30 12:10:50
we don't need to hear about the arguments your personalities have in your head over breakfast. Go clean the bathroom.
By Ramyrez 2015-12-30 12:21:22
I sometimes wonder what it's like, as a guy, having a female roommate. After a few moments of 'that'd be cool' reality sets in that it'd be like living with a girlfriend but you don't gain any of the relationship benefits.
It's exactly as you just described. It's like having a girlfriend without the (sexual) benefits.
But depending on your relationship status it can work out. I have a very good friend who gets along so well with his ex that they continue to live together and re-upped a new lease in a new place.
When it comes to affording a good place, someone you can tolerate and live with trumps having sex with them, especially if you're both cool about having sex with other people.
Hell, that even works for some people who are having sex in a relationship.
In my buddy's case I suspect he still wouldn't mind having sex with her too, but he's pretty chill either way as from all appearances they're still pretty good friends and they've actually served as each other's wingman on dates and nights out at clubs subsequently.
By Ramyrez 2015-12-30 12:23:28
See, when a wife or girlfriend nag and men give in, it's because we stand to gain something from them.
Even if that thing is just a moment of peace.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-12-30 12:46:56
lots of bitching and nagging
according to my son nobody in his age bracket knows how to take care of themselves.... at all. one guy ate nothing but discount bulk frozen chicken breasts that he "cooked" by boiling them in a pot that he never washed...
it's the smell of each other that gets them all eventually. soon the cramped apartment is a battlefield of of smelly finger pointing drama and berserk stupidity
confined space X nobody does laundry or washes their own dishes = bad time
By Ramyrez 2015-12-30 12:52:40
one guy ate nothing but discount bulk frozen chicken breasts that he "cooked" by boiling them in a pot that he never washed...
While not something that sounds appealing to me, at least he's probably fine health-wise as long as he's bringing it to a rolling boil!
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By Anna Ruthven 2015-12-30 12:55:07
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2015-12-30 12:58:53
lots of bitching and nagging
according to my son nobody in his age bracket knows how to take care of themselves.... at all. one guy ate nothing but discount bulk frozen chicken breasts that he "cooked" by boiling them in a pot that he never washed...
it's the smell of each other that gets them all eventually. soon the cramped apartment is a battlefield of of smelly finger pointing drama and berserk stupidity
confined space X nobody does laundry or washes their own dishes = bad time
See, this is why someone has to be the designated household nagger. ***gets done.
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By Ramyrez 2015-12-30 13:01:50
See, this is why someone has to be the designated household nagger. ***gets done.
*looks at his stack of perfectly folded clothing sitting on the dress and not in it*
Given the lack of nagging in our house...
You may be right.
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2015-12-30 13:07:05
I'm still gob-smacked by the idea of boiled chicken. Any seasoning? Seasoned with residual pot leavings? What's going on there? Just boiled chicken?
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By Siren.Mosin 2015-12-30 13:21:35
Sounds like prison food...
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-12-30 13:23:54
I'm still gob-smacked by the idea of boiled chicken. Any seasoning? Seasoned with residual pot leavings? What's going on there? Just boiled chicken?
which smells about as bad as one would imagine
these kids are all in their early twenties...
I was taught/forced to cook clean and do laundry since I was eleven but back in the mid eighties some of my male fiends didn't learn how/had an expectation that their wives/girlfriends should handle the household chores etc.... I caught my one friend taking clothes to his mom's house to have her wash and I was all "how stupid do you have to be to not be able to operate a washing machine"
near as I can make out from a distance kids these days sit around with controllers in their fat sweaty hands and fester like ripe wharf rats trapped in the bowels of an empty ship in rough seas...
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2015-12-30 13:24:12
Mmmm boiled chicken in a pot that's never been cleaned, sounds tasty.
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By Anna Ruthven 2015-12-30 13:24:28
Sounds like a bland parvo recovery diet. Unspiced boiled chicken and plain white rice.
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By Anna Ruthven 2015-12-30 13:26:11
I don't like people messing with my laundry.
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By Ramyrez 2015-12-30 13:27:39
I'm still gob-smacked by the idea of boiled chicken. Any seasoning? Seasoned with residual pot leavings? What's going on there? Just boiled chicken?
Just boiled chicken.
It sounds like this kid was doing it because he's just a *** idiot, but boiled, unseasoned boneless, skinless chicken breast is a very, very common dish for body builders who don't have the time or skill to otherwise cook with herbs/without salt, because they want to avoid salt, because they don't want to retain water.
I actually work with a doctor who does amateur body building competitions and the week preceding his competitions he eats one boiled chicken breast and steamed green beans for every meal and drinks one bottle of water per day.
Verbatim conversation with this doctor:
"Is that healthy, Doctor?"
"No. Not at all. Do not do this."
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2015-12-30 13:29:11
I don't like people messing with my laundry. I've been like that since high school. I didn't want my mom doing my laundry because I was convinced my cloths were shrinking. Somehow I thought putting them in the dryer too soon was causing it, and not me growing. She never complained though since I was doing my laundry, lol.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-12-30 13:31:14
yeah he's a body builder alright... and a model....
for the "before" pictures in weight loss / fitness commercials maybe
By Ramyrez 2015-12-30 13:31:33
I don't like people messing with my laundry. I've been like that since high school. I didn't want my mom doing my laundry because I was convinced my cloths were shrinking. Somehow I thought putting them in the dryer too soon was causing it, and not me growing. She never complained though since I was doing my laundry, lol.
I did my own laundry from ~12-13 onward.
Not because I wanted to or had weird compulsions, but because my mom felt a degree of self-sufficiency would serve me well.
She was certainly right, as getting to college and watching some people try to do laundry like a bunch of retards trying to hump doorknobs was funny as hell.
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2015-12-30 13:33:32
She was certainly right, as getting to college and watching some people try to do laundry like a bunch of retards trying to hump doorknobs was funny as hell. That was pretty funny. Watching people trying to cook too.
I cooked a lot just because I was always a picky eater so if I wanted something different I had to make it.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-12-30 13:40:31
I found it more sad than funny....
one kid watched me making ramen noodles in amazement as if I was performing alchemy and turning lead into gold...
Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_kingdom_of_ni
Continuation from: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/2873/ffxiah-linkshell/732/#150486
Update: Sorry Eternaltriumph, too much has changed D: (Page 698)
Eternaltriumph said: Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
One Year Anniversary!!!Asura.Ludoggy said: Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
Pics worth referencing: 
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Fenrir.Scragg said: Code Rowland 29488 2007-06-24 16:06:00
Ludoggy 26597 2009-02-25 22:31:23
Flionheart 22174 2008-11-17 14:28:15
Krizz 22085 2007-06-30 15:22:38
Haseyo 20875 2009-01-12 15:55:51
Dameshi 19807 2009-02-17 10:29:14
Urial 18636 2008-02-09 01:15:03
Spence 18475 2009-05-04 11:26:27
Kalyna 15001 2010-01-21 11:40:04
Rydiya 13469 2008-05-16 05:24:33
Alyria 12656 2007-10-23 10:58:35
Tigerwoods 10807 2007-03-14 21:10:43
Enternius 10382 2007-08-10 04:14:29
Slipispsycho 10072 2008-09-05 08:56:34
Rumaha 10000 2009-02-20 13:28:03
Kojo 9060 2007-06-30 17:46:02
Sevourn 8567 2009-02-10 00:10:20
Cheyne 8527 2007-04-27 12:27:54
Mabrook 8356 2008-07-01 00:53:38
Marzbarz 7723 2010-01-10 14:12:5
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