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 Asura.Dameshi
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-09-09 15:25:20
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Siren.Mosin said: »
Urial says he wants to mud wrestle you for the crown.
Psh, like he stands a chance. I solo healed Karazhan when it was relevant content. I'm basically invincible.
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2015-09-09 15:28:24
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Then why you no carry me harder? :<
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-09-09 15:29:14
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technically, if Parker rests 1:20mins a day, he should have his 24 hours covered a year
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-09-09 15:30:10
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Shiva.Spathaian said: »
Then why you no carry me harder? :<
I am not a load bearing stud.
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2015-09-09 15:35:47
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Asura.Dameshi said: »
Shiva.Spathaian said: »
Then why you no carry me harder? :<
I am not a load bearing stud.
just a normal stud? ;)
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-09-09 15:40:50
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Shiva.Spathaian said: »
Asura.Dameshi said: »
Shiva.Spathaian said: »
Then why you no carry me harder? :<
I am not a load bearing stud.
just a normal stud? ;)
Sure, we'll go with that.
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2015-09-09 15:43:07
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Asura.Dameshi said: »
Shiva.Spathaian said: »
Asura.Dameshi said: »
Shiva.Spathaian said: »
Then why you no carry me harder? :<
I am not a load bearing stud.
just a normal stud? ;)
Sure, we'll go with that.
Strut your stuff big boy man.
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-09-09 15:44:32
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all day:

7:30aam: >>"gee, would be nice to have something to do at work today"
1:25pm: >>"would be nice to have something to do today besides playing on my phone"
1:30pm: -2 projects arrive- YAY
1:35pm: >>"Hey I need these files"
1:36pm: <<"I am a little busy I will give you the files when i get a chance"
1:40pm: -plays on phone-
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By Bismarck.Dracondria 2015-09-09 16:30:41
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British woman dated a guy for 2 years and even had sex but never realized it was her female friend lol, so weird
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By Siren.Mosin 2015-09-09 16:32:20
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one word: Booze.
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By Anna Ruthven 2015-09-09 16:33:30
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Bismarck.Dracondria said: »
British woman dated a guy for 2 years and even had sex but never realized it was her female friend lol, so weird
The guy was her female friend..?
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By Bismarck.Dracondria 2015-09-09 16:38:53
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She pretended to be a dude and used a prosthetic penis. She made the woman wear a blindfold since she had said she was disfigured by w/e and felt ashamed and didn't want to meet without it

The fifth time the woman grabbed the back of 'his' head and something didn't feel right so she took the blindfold off and saw her friend from university or w/e

They had been talking on FB for a long time
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By Anna Ruthven 2015-09-09 16:41:01
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Bismarck.Dracondria said: »
She pretended to be a dude and used a prosthetic penis. She made the woman wear a blindfold since she had said she was disfigured by w/e and felt ashamed and didn't want to meet without it

The fifth time the woman grabbed the back of 'his' head and something didn't feel right so she took the blindfold off and saw her friend from university or w/e

They had been talking on FB for a long time
Wow.
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By Bismarck.Dracondria 2015-09-09 16:41:40
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Taped her chest and wore a hat and stuff too
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2015-09-09 17:06:20
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What are friends for?
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-09-09 17:07:34
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im curious to see what she looked like
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By Siren.Mosin 2015-09-09 17:08:00
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a proper ***, apparently...
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By Anna Ruthven 2015-09-09 17:11:42
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Bismarck.Misao said: »
im curious to see what she looked like
I know, me too!
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2015-09-09 17:46:57
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She should have gone full tilt, and opted for the mastectomy and dangly parts if she was going that far. Geez...SLACKER!
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By Siren.Mosin 2015-09-09 17:49:43
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she lacked the discipline.
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By Bismarck.Dracondria 2015-09-09 17:50:49
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Google Gayle Newland to see what she looked like
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-09-09 17:53:05
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tho 5 times to catch her?
wouldn't have she suspected the 1st time, that there was no.... gooey ending, or felt something... weird?
if going for a blindfold, go for a full set and get the cuffs too?
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By Siren.Mosin 2015-09-09 17:54:12
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BOOZE I TELL YA!
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-09-09 17:57:38
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/11851589/Woman-discovers-boyfriend-of-two-years-is-woman-when-she-removes-blindfold-during-sex.html

lolol
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2015-09-09 18:06:45
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Clearly, Chaos's mystery is taking a back seat.

Bismarck.Misao said: »
tho 5 times to catch her?
wouldn't have she suspected the 1st time, that there was no.... gooey ending, or felt something... weird?
if going for a blindfold, go for a full set and get the cuffs too?

The fact that it took five times makes me apprehensive.

Siren.Mosin said: »
BOOZE I TELL YA!

How much booze are we talkin' here? The lack of even a twinge of the whiskey *** after a certain threshold is questionable.

WHERE DO BRITS GET THEIR MEXICAN CIALIS, DAMN IT!?!
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2015-09-09 18:13:41
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Clearly, Chaos's mystery is taking a back seat.
We shall get to it eventually!
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By Siren.Mosin 2015-09-09 18:17:30
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a good life lesson: blindfolds rarely end in something great for you.
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2015-09-09 18:19:24
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Siren.Mosin said: »
a good life lesson: blindfolds rarely end in something great for you.
You can't really know though until you try it.
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By Anna Ruthven 2015-09-09 19:57:04
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Holy ***.




This is a Webley & Scott Mk IV and .38/200 ammo revolver made out of wood. O.O
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