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Bloodrose said: » Then all the Senpais of the world will notice Spath! Spath has just been noticed.
-eats cheesecake while meshi uses long *** code-
Lakshmi.Flavin said: » he only has evil intentions... I just want to be SO rich that I can turn spath into an international celebrity on a whim... and when people asked why spath was a celebrity everyone employed by me would just say "because he is the spath" all incredulously as if the person asking the question was stupid... how could anyone possibly not know who the spath was?....
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Works on the kingdom's slaves. \o/
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Shiva.Nikolce said: » Lakshmi.Flavin said: » he only has evil intentions... I just want to be SO rich that I can turn spath into an international celebrity on a whim... and when people asked why spath was a celebrity everyone employed by me would just say "because he is the spath" all incredulously as if the person asking the question was stupid... how could anyone possibly not know who the spath was?.... Obviously Spath. Duh. Hello!
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btw Jake, powerball is 317 million tonight go buy a ticket!
wait... you guys have powerball in chicago? right? PARKER! yes! you do!
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you could do all kinds of stupid ***with 220 million dollars in cash... /daydreams
I could build my bank robbing robot that I paradoxically wasn't able to fund without having already invented him...
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Shiva.Nikolce said: » you could do all kinds of stupid ***with 220 million dollars in cash... /daydreams I could build my bank robbing robot that I paradoxically wasn't able to fund without having already invented him... Invents robot to rob banks. Robs bank. Realizes he robbed from himself. 220M should get my Highwind project off the ground. I'll make a fortune charging fanboys to explore and fly about my airship. I'll even get some actors or something.
I'm looking for an emo blonde with impossible hair, must have serious psychological conditions and be willing to be a terrible leader. Bonus points if you've crossdressed before. *Chocobos not included.
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Bismarck.Misao said: » -tries to fight meshi for the cheesecake I don't think you are grasping the concept of how much cheesecake there is when you have hundreds of millions of dollars to blow on cheesecake..... but you will! When I confine you in a prison made out of cheesecake that you have to eat yourself free of!
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Nik makes me glad that I shared a server with him. *wipes tear from eye*
Shiva.Nikolce said: » When I confine you in a prison made out of cheesecake that you have to eat yourself free of! Freedom tastes like a diabetic coma.
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Fenrir.Atheryn said: » <fork drops onto concrete floor next to Atheryn but the echo is muffled by fifty foot thick cheesecake walls> <insert diabolical laughter here> If you were truly evil, you'd have dropped in chopsticks instead.
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Fenrir.Atheryn said: » Damned lactose intolerance. Cheesecake is my kryptonite. Hey, it literally hits us all at some point. You're not meant to keep consuming that much milk throughout a lifetime. I'm trying to imagine how much cheesecake a $317,000,000.00 powerball jackpot could buy...
one time I bought a 12" cheesecake that weighed ten and a half pounds from the Carnegie Deli... What!? /shrugs hey, you know, when you become rich from being evil you buy giant cheesecakes.... it's really good cheesecake... cheesecake anyways it was several days later and somewhere around the ten pound mark that we started regretting our decision... to eat the whole thing lol. we weren't hungry for cheesecake for quite a while afterwords...
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PARKER <abacus noise>
$317,000,000 / $50 = 6,400,000 x ten pound cheescakes that is 64,000,000 lbs of cheesecake.... 1,600 calories a pound.... hmmmmm....I could probably get a better deal buying six and a half million cheesecakes...
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Ramyrez said: » Shiva.Nikolce said: » When I confine you in a prison made out of cheesecake that you have to eat yourself free of! Freedom tastes like a diabetic coma. Who needs terrorists when cheesecakes are killing more Americans per year than any number of bombs? I knew Junior's was the real source of evil in the wolrd. Those prices and pastries are demonic. Shiva.Nikolce said: » Bismarck.Misao said: » -tries to fight meshi for the cheesecake I don't think you are grasping the concept of how much cheesecake there is when you have hundreds of millions of dollars to blow on cheesecake..... but you will! When I confine you in a prison made out of cheesecake that you have to eat yourself free of! NAO!
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Bismarck.Misao said: » Shiva.Nikolce said: » Bismarck.Misao said: » -tries to fight meshi for the cheesecake I don't think you are grasping the concept of how much cheesecake there is when you have hundreds of millions of dollars to blow on cheesecake..... but you will! When I confine you in a prison made out of cheesecake that you have to eat yourself free of! NAO! DiY http://thecakedcrusader.blogspot.com/2011/09/cheesecake-fortress-birthday-cake.html Bismarck.Misao said: » Shiva.Nikolce said: » When I confine you in a prison made out of cheesecake that you have to eat yourself free of! NAO! nobody hit the powerball last night so now it's 360 million... the cash payout is 250 million, which even if you only got 5% interest on it would generate over a million dollars a year... which means your prison could grow in size by 200,000 pounds of cheesecakes every year... I'm trying to imagine having the wherewithal to eat that much cheesecake in a year to try to escape the prison. only to chew through the walls just far enough to hear the trucks backing up to deliver more.... maybe we should just have them deliver 500 pounds or so every day
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Shiva.Nikolce said: » Bismarck.Misao said: » Shiva.Nikolce said: » When I confine you in a prison made out of cheesecake that you have to eat yourself free of! NAO! nobody hit the powerball last night so now it's 360 million... the cash payout is 250 million, which even if you only got 5% interest on it would generate over a million dollars a year... which means your prison could grow in size by 200,000 pounds of cheesecakes every year... I'm trying to imagine having the wherewithal to eat that much cheesecake in a year to try to escape the prison. only to chew through the walls just far enough to hear the trucks backing up to deliver more.... maybe we should just have them deliver 500 pounds or so every day I'm not positive, but I think you just described a psychological war crime.
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kingnoobie sent me a pm to remind me I have to pay taxes on the winnings before I can start burying anyone in cheesecake or turning them into international celebrities for no apparent reason.....
/clucks tongue yeah... that'll be the biggest hurdle
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Every year you'd also have to pay taxes on the earnings from the winnings. Best solution is to put them in off shore accounts. What Uncle Sam can't see, Uncle Sam can't touch.
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