Bloodrose said: »
I will have to frisk you down to your skivvies, and leave you sobbing quietly with the other applicants.
this is why people don't invite you places to do things
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this is why people don't invite you places to do things
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I thought people didn't invite me to things because I wasn't American enough, being Canadian and all.
Also, depends on your beard. If it's a manly beard, you're in. If it's a hipster *trying* to grow a douchebag beard, GTFO Nah, Meshi goes full beard or he doesn't beard at all.
If anything you can yell at me for a douchebag beard.
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Well, you ARE the focal attention, so you get a pass on the hipster douchebag beard... which is kind of Nik's aim, I think.
It adds to the whole evil scheme thing he does. Shiva.Spathaian said: » Bismarck.Misao said: » I'll be spath's food tester. YOU DONT KNOW! so YOU need soemone to eat most of it, to make sure it is not poisoned! and to make double sure, I need to eat all of it!
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Well, I have been meaning to use up the last of this industrial strength rat poison in my cheesecakes...
Ehhh... I just wish the hair would grow longer than a few millimeters. x.x If I shave it, I look way too young. If I don't... well I have the closest I can get to a douchebag beard and still have to shave the moustache because it looks terrible no matter what.
Shiva.Spathaian said: » Nah, Meshi goes full beard or he doesn't beard at all. If anything you can yell at me for a douchebag beard. I just measured the beard length. 3" and growing.
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Bismarck.Misao said: » Shiva.Spathaian said: » Bismarck.Misao said: » I'll be spath's food tester. YOU DONT KNOW! so YOU need soemone to eat most of it, to make sure it is not poisoned! and to make double sure, I need to eat all of it! Bloodrose said: » Canadian it's always the canadian guy that takes it that one little step over the line into creepy and weird... for some dark reason canadians have no mental brake to pull back on to stop them from going too far... everyone else is in a car and stop in plenty of time.... and there they go ...like they are driving a boat and never learned how to put it in reverse and they just slam right into the dock....
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Martyrs do not make excellent scapegoats.
Well they do, but only insofar as they die. Then Nik has to spend countless seconds, picking from among the rest of his unwitting minions, to prop up as the next sacrificial scapegoat. Shiva.Nikolce said: » Bloodrose said: » Canadian it's always the canadian guy that takes it that one little step over the line into creepy and weird... for some dark reason canadians have no mental brake to pull back on to stop them from going too far... everyone else is in a car and stop in plenty of time.... and there they go ...like they are driving a boat and never learned how to put it in reverse and they just slam right into the dock.... Bloodrose said: » Martyrs do not make excellent scapegoats. Well they do, but only insofar as they die. Then Nik has to spend countless seconds, picking from among the rest of his unwitting minions, to prop up as the next sacrificial scapegoat. Trust me on this. Shiva.Nikolce said: » Bloodrose said: » Canadian it's always the canadian guy that takes it that one little step over the line into creepy and weird... for some dark reason canadians have no mental brake to pull back on to stop them from going too far... everyone else is in a car and stop in plenty of time.... and there they go ...like they are driving a boat and never learned how to put it in reverse and they just slam right into the dock.... 
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I... might have to try this now.
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Bloodrose said: » I'm just a naturally dark person from years of being canadian. we know..... we know..... back to the spath tour.... for his appearances I would like to have him dressed up in some really impressive outfits... like cosplay but with millions of dollars and a whole fashion design studio behind it...
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Shiva.Nikolce said: » Bloodrose said: » I'm just a naturally dark person from years of being canadian. we know..... we know..... back to the spath tour.... for his appearances I would like to have him dressed up in some really impressive outfits... like cosplay but with millions of dollars and a whole fashion design studio behind it... You get it made, I'll get it worn.
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As self-appointed head of security, I request a full suit of armor, long sword, kite shield, dagger, and scythe.
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So... you just really want to play dress up with spath... and he wants to let you?
Who says I'm not trained in the art of medieval combat?
*leaves aforementioned cheesecake out for Dameshi*
Poisoned cheesecake? Nooooooo! One of my many weaknesses!
*eats cheesecake*
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*becomes usurper of former head of security*
You forgot tactical gear. Amateur. Its like you guys forget who Nik is... blinded by his shiny words you forget that he only has evil intentions and anything planned by him for you will not end well for you and will be very entertaining for him...
I'm actually banking on it.
Eh, at least I can say I got to wear something different.
Then all the Senpais of the world will notice Spath!
Lakshmi.Flavin said: » Its like you guys forget who Nik is... blinded by his shiny words you forget that he only has evil intentions and anything planned by him for you will not end well for you and will be very entertaining for him... No matter how evil his scheme is, and no matter what the end game is, nothing horrible will happen. I've usurped one throne, and I'll usurp whatever position of power Nik comes into as a result of this charade. History shall repeat itself. Plus there's free cheesecake so I mean it can't be totally evil. Right?
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