I know how much we want to just say *** off to everyone but try to give new nerds a tiny bit of effort, for me guys okay?
I gave each of you the same effort when you joined the site to try and make this place somewhere you'd like to stay, so try! So I don't have to come in here and do it for you. Teeny bit of effort don't have to be helpful or kind or anything annoying! Zah: keep these old *** thinking and relatively functional since you're the young one~
I've tried to tell newcomers for a while. All you have to do is act like you belong. It's like rule #1 of blending in and not getting caught in places you shouldn't be.
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WHERE IS ZAH!? SHE'S ALWAYS ACTING LIKE SHE BELONGS EVERYWHERE. I BET SHE KNOWS WHERE MY MISSING *** ARE!
Oh, Nik! You were missed. I was hoping you would rack 'em up in an abortion thread. LOL!
EDIT: Errr...I'm the "young" one? Flavin's like a year and some months older than me, IIRC. Dame's younger than me. Spath is the "baby". Where the hell has Spath been anyway?
I told my wife to badger me into going to the gym after work because I need to get back into the habit, but *** I don't want to go.
Like, I want to work out.
I just physically do not want to go home, change, clean snow off my truck, go to the gym, change again, shower, change AGAIN, go home, make dinner, clean up...*** hell.
I will never understand people who enjoy this process!
I told my wife to badger me into going to the gym after work because I need to get back into the habit, but *** I don't want to go.
Like, I want to work out.
I just physically do not want to go home, change, clean snow off my truck, go to the gym, change again, shower, change AGAIN, go home, make dinner, clean up...*** hell.
I will never understand people who enjoy this process!
It takes about 2wks of dredging through it before your endorphin levels are at a point were all those things seem trivial.
Not a day passes in which I do not think this. Not a day passes in which I act on this thought. I am a creation of my own devices. Even with this knowledge I play the part of the fool. Ever spiraling down the hole of misery until finally realization strikes. If only I had listened to those voices. If only I had not become my own worst enemy. Then, and only then, I could have obtained this inner happiness when I had the energy to enjoy it.
But instead, I listen to the other voice in my head. The devil on my shoulder, the darkness to the light, the pain to the euphoria. It whispers to me. It whispers each night. The same words, night after night, never altering. It whispers, "One more match."
I told my wife to badger me into going to the gym after work because I need to get back into the habit, but *** I don't want to go.
Like, I want to work out.
I just physically do not want to go home, change, clean snow off my truck, go to the gym, change again, shower, change AGAIN, go home, make dinner, clean up...*** hell.
I will never understand people who enjoy this process!
It takes about 2wks of dredging through it before your endorphin levels are at a point were all those things seem trivial.
Those things never seem trivial. I previously did a very thorough gym schedule for nearly a year before getting abnormally sick and letting it fall to the wayside. I've never been able to get back on track in the past nine months.
Bolded part, I should add the caveat that I want to work out because it's something I need to do. I don not actually enjoy it.
I really, thoroughly, and completely despise going to the gym and working out in general. It's never not a burden, only the thought of joint space narrowing in my knees and the health hazards of unchecked obesity keep me going at all.
But instead, I listen to the other voice in my head. The devil on my shoulder, the darkness to the light, the pain to the euphoria. It whispers to me. It whispers each night. The same words, night after night, never altering. It whispers, "One more match."
ummmm... that's the intercom... you're supposed to give PARKER a match... so he can light the fires that keep the slaves warm enough to survive at night in the mines...
/drums fingers on desk
/listens and doesn't hear any digging
so.... I'll... go get some more slaves then... I guess...
PARKER... go shove everyone that didn't cue up for breakfast gruel into the hole with the lava
But instead, I listen to the other voice in my head. The devil on my shoulder, the darkness to the light, the pain to the euphoria. It whispers to me. It whispers each night. The same words, night after night, never altering. It whispers, "One more match."
ummmm... that's the intercom... you're supposed to give PARKER a match... so he can light the fires that keep the slaves warm enough to survive at night in the mines...
/drums fingers on desk
/listens and doesn't hear any digging
so.... I'll... go get some more slaves then... I guess...
PARKER... go shove everyone that didn't cue up for breakfast gruel into the hole with the lava
I was actually referencing League of Legends, but in a more meaningful world, then yes I totally meant a match made for lighting a fire.
And the thought did cross my mind for it being taken as the fire type of match.
Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
[h1]H1[/h1]
[h2]H2[/h2]
[h3]H3[/h3]
[figlet]Figlet[/figlet]
[spoiler="Custom spoiler!"][h1]Yay[/h1][/spoiler]
[soundcloud]http://soundcloud.com/matas/hobnotropic[/soundcloud]
Will try to get to more stuff when I can.
Disclaimer: Your Feelings May Get Hurt In Your Stay Here.
