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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-01-21 11:08:28
I look forward to that day, and am honored my name is on the list.
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By Siren.Mosin 2015-01-21 11:08:48
Misa wins for style.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-01-21 11:09:51
mos, hire me, not meshi.
I'll personally go to their home address, put a "dont bother coming to work today, take the day off, have fun.
and by today, I mean, ever. you are fired." letter on their door.
bright orange, pink or yellow envelope. (filled with glitter offcourse)
to match this, slash their tires, or set car on fire. I'll take the caps off all their pens and markers. If they have kids, I will then hand them to the kids. Otherwise I will just let them dry out like a cruel ***.
I'll also use their microwave, take the food out early, and not clear the time. Beat that.
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By Siren.Mosin 2015-01-21 11:11:07
I wonder if this 'evolve' game will be any good.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-01-21 11:17:41
I'm so out of the loop for games these days, I don't even know what that is. Too much time needed for my various time sinks to look at new games these days.
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By Siren.Mosin 2015-01-21 11:20:30
some PVP deal where 4 guys fight a monster & all 5 are player controlled.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-01-21 11:24:09
ugh.
an *** made me fire him. ruins my day every time.
Niko do you ever have to do any firing?
Oh my god... I love firing people!!!
Most of the time I have to be the lame *** "Good Cop" that warns people they are going to be fired if they don't immediately correct whatever behavior is pissing the boss off...
one dumbass kid (big fat salary, nice office, light work load, golden opportunity) kept taking days off and then bragging to everyone how she put one over on the boss....
So after way too many times and written warnings the boss finally tells her one more time and she is gone. I was standing right there... and then she calls off the next day because MTV is in town filming some band or something and she HAS TO GO SHE IT.... and I reminded her she would be fired calling off for stupid ***....
she did it anyways and the boss fired her....she went all to pieces like it was a big surprise...
But every once in a while I get to fire someone myself and it is awesome!
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-01-21 11:26:33
ugh.
an *** made me fire him. ruins my day every time.
Niko do you ever have to do any firing?
Oh my god... I love firing people!!!
Most of the time I have to be the lame *** "Good Cop" that warns people they are going to be fired if they don't immediately correct whatever behavior is pissing the boss off...
one dumbass kid (big fat salary, nice office, light work load, golden opportunity) kept taking days off and then bragging to everyone how she put one over on the boss....
So after way too many times and written warnings the boss finally tells her one more time and she is gone. I was standing right there... and then she calls off the next day because MTV is in town filming some band or something and she HAS TO GO SHE IT.... and I reminded her she would be fired calling off for stupid ***....
she did it anyways and the boss fired her....she went all to pieces like it was a big surprise...
But every once in a while I get to fire someone myself and it is awesome! Is her job still available?
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-01-21 11:29:37
mos, hire me, not meshi.
I'll personally go to their home address, put a "dont bother coming to work today, take the day off, have fun.
and by today, I mean, ever. you are fired." letter on their door.
bright orange, pink or yellow envelope. (filled with glitter offcourse)
to match this, slash their tires, or set car on fire. I'll take the caps off all their pens and markers. If they have kids, I will then hand them to the kids. Otherwise I will just let them dry out like a cruel ***.
I'll also use their microwave, take the food out early, and not clear the time. Beat that. I'll be using Comic Sans, and color the letters, filling it with happy face.
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2015-01-21 11:31:08
well you're no good... I was going to ask if it ever gets easy. I guess I just have the wrong attitude to start with.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-01-21 11:32:45
mos, hire me, not meshi.
I'll personally go to their home address, put a "dont bother coming to work today, take the day off, have fun.
and by today, I mean, ever. you are fired." letter on their door.
bright orange, pink or yellow envelope. (filled with glitter offcourse)
to match this, slash their tires, or set car on fire. I'll take the caps off all their pens and markers. If they have kids, I will then hand them to the kids. Otherwise I will just let them dry out like a cruel ***.
I'll also use their microwave, take the food out early, and not clear the time. Beat that. I'll be using Comic Sans, and color the letters, filling it with happy face. I'll install Windows ME on their computer... without the service packs.
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-01-21 11:39:08
print screen their desktop, set it as wallpaper, hide all icons.
change all shortcuts in start bar to reboot pc.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-01-21 11:49:52
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By Siren.Mosin 2015-01-21 11:51:09
print screen their desktop, set it as wallpaper, hide all icons.
change all shortcuts in start bar to reboot pc.
I shall annoy the hell out of this office on april 1, thanks to you.
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-01-21 11:55:17
print screen their desktop, set it as wallpaper, hide all icons.
change all shortcuts in start bar to reboot pc.
I shall annoy the hell out of this office on april 1, thanks to you. that will be $1,000.99 for consultation fee.
or a box of cookies.
either works.
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2015-01-21 11:59:52
cookies it is!
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-01-21 12:01:43
If it's girl scout cookies, the cost is roughly the same.
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2015-01-21 12:37:17
Anyone know what the over under on lordgrimm and Pleebo for KN's heart?
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-01-21 12:48:40
Is her job still available?
yeah but it's sales.
we hire kids out of the osu marketing department it's a paid internship deal the boss has with the school. but ***it's a nice salary for a kid in school... the expectation are ridiculously low
Now, don't get me wrong, we have had a couple really good kids come through that program and do good things. This one kid came back a couple years later and took my boss and I out for lunch to thank us for helping her get into a big firm... nice kid.. I am sure she is doing well..wish her nothing but the best
but some of these kids...holyfuckingjesushcristshit I want to peel some of them like a banana....
it's like when spongebob tried to train patrick to work at the krusty crab.... THE LID...
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-01-21 13:02:47
If you could somehow turn that job into not sales and quadruple the salary, let me know. I can guarantee most likely possibly perform better than a student.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-01-21 13:17:06
If you could somehow turn that job into not sales and quadruple the salary, let me know. I can guarantee most likely possibly perform better than a student.
we're so evil of a company that even our non sales jobs are sales...
I often find myself on sales calls wondering how I got roped into it....but I'll definitely keep you in mind.
I remember the one kid said "if I can't dazzle them with brilliance then I'll just baffle them with ***" and I said "At your next job perhaps" and he was all wut!? and I said bafffling our clients with *** is against company policy... and he said something about giving them "the old razzle dazzle"
NOT WHILE YOU ARE WORKING HERE YOU WON'T
sometimes you just know right off the bat when they aren't going to work out.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-01-21 13:24:26
I can assure you, I will not razzle nor dazzle the clients. I keep bullshittery to a minimum, and attempt to offer alternatives when their wants are not met exactly. I will also give a fake laugh at their not funny jokes or anecdotes, and a sympathetic ear to their tales of woe, but allow neither to affect the outcome of the endeavor.
I strive for a natural balance of business and personal, while maintaining competence and the ability to go slightly beyond what is called for, but not too much to overshadow others. I am not above helping co-workers if necessary, but I will only openly offer assistance to those who I deem are worth assisting. I will be known while there, and forgotten when I leave.
I feel like I'd strive doing government work.
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By Bahamut.Milamber 2015-01-21 13:28:31
If you could somehow turn that job into not sales and quadruple the salary, let me know. I can guarantee most likely possibly perform better than a student.
we're so evil of a company that even our non sales jobs are sales...
I often find myself on sales calls wondering how I got roped into it....but I'll definitely keep you in mind.
I remember the one kid said "if I can't dazzle them with brilliance then I'll just baffle them with ***" and I said "At your next job perhaps" and he was all wut!? and I said bafffling our clients with *** is against company policy... and he said something about giving them "the old razzle dazzle"
NOT WHILE YOU ARE WORKING HERE YOU WON'T
sometimes you just know right off the bat when they aren't going to work out. Good.
Attempting to baffle with *** is a good way to go out of business in a hurry.
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By Shiva.Onorgul 2015-01-21 13:32:32
we hire kids out of the osu marketing department Just curious, which OSU?
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-01-21 13:36:27
/last straw
that was the kid my boss fired for licking the spoons off after stirring his coffee and then putting it back in the clean silverware tray....
the next day my boss came in with one of those ginormous cases of plastic ware.. .NEW COMPANY POLICY!
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-01-21 13:37:23
we hire kids out of the osu marketing department Just curious, which OSU?
the ohio state university... wait.. IS YOUR NAME SCOTT!?
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By Bahamut.Milamber 2015-01-21 13:38:01
/last straw
that was the kid my boss fired for licking the spoons off after stirring his coffee and then putting it back in the clean silverware tray....
the next day my boss came in with one of those ginormous cases of plastic ware...NEW COMPANY POLICY! Not the cleanest spoon in the drawer, eh?
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-01-21 13:38:47
Good.
Attempting to baffle with *** is a good way to go out of business in a hurry.
I think he learned everything he knew about business from the Boneitits guy on Futurama...
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-01-21 13:40:36
/last straw
that was the kid my boss fired for licking the spoons off after stirring his coffee and then putting it back in the clean silverware tray....
the next day my boss came in with one of those ginormous cases of plastic ware...NEW COMPANY POLICY! That's something I can see some of the people here doing. I walked into the employee bathroom earlier today and found the toilet paper roll to be void of paper... and a fresh roll sitting right next to it. Too lazy to even change the tp roll? Seriously?
Edit: Yes I changed it while I was there.
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-01-21 13:48:38
I can assure you, I will not razzle nor dazzle the clients. I keep bullshittery to a minimum, and attempt to offer alternatives when their wants are not met exactly. I will also give a fake laugh at their not funny jokes or anecdotes, and a sympathetic ear to their tales of woe, but allow neither to affect the outcome of the endeavor.
I strive for a natural balance of business and personal, while maintaining competence and the ability to go slightly beyond what is called for, but not too much to overshadow others. I am not above helping co-workers if necessary, but I will only openly offer assistance to those who I deem are worth assisting. I will be known while there, and forgotten when I leave.
I feel like I'd strive doing government work. this man was able to get a sponsor, to sponsor a bronze 5 teaam...
which ended up disbanding the day after or something.
should be good for sales
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Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_kingdom_of_ni
Continuation from: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/2873/ffxiah-linkshell/732/#150486
Update: Sorry Eternaltriumph, too much has changed D: (Page 698)
Eternaltriumph said: Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
One Year Anniversary!!!Asura.Ludoggy said: Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree

Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present

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Urial 18636 2008-02-09 01:15:03
Spence 18475 2009-05-04 11:26:27
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Tigerwoods 10807 2007-03-14 21:10:43
Enternius 10382 2007-08-10 04:14:29
Slipispsycho 10072 2008-09-05 08:56:34
Rumaha 10000 2009-02-20 13:28:03
Kojo 9060 2007-06-30 17:46:02
Sevourn 8567 2009-02-10 00:10:20
Cheyne 8527 2007-04-27 12:27:54
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