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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-01-21 11:08:28
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I look forward to that day, and am honored my name is on the list.
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By Siren.Mosin 2015-01-21 11:08:48
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Misa wins for style.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-01-21 11:09:51
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Bismarck.Misao said: »
mos, hire me, not meshi.

I'll personally go to their home address, put a "dont bother coming to work today, take the day off, have fun.
and by today, I mean, ever. you are fired." letter on their door.
bright orange, pink or yellow envelope. (filled with glitter offcourse)
to match this, slash their tires, or set car on fire.
I'll take the caps off all their pens and markers. If they have kids, I will then hand them to the kids. Otherwise I will just let them dry out like a cruel ***.

I'll also use their microwave, take the food out early, and not clear the time. Beat that.
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By Siren.Mosin 2015-01-21 11:11:07
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I wonder if this 'evolve' game will be any good.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-01-21 11:17:41
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I'm so out of the loop for games these days, I don't even know what that is. Too much time needed for my various time sinks to look at new games these days.
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By Siren.Mosin 2015-01-21 11:20:30
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some PVP deal where 4 guys fight a monster & all 5 are player controlled.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-01-21 11:24:09
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Siren.Mosin said: »
ugh.

an *** made me fire him. ruins my day every time.

Niko do you ever have to do any firing?

Oh my god... I love firing people!!!

Most of the time I have to be the lame *** "Good Cop" that warns people they are going to be fired if they don't immediately correct whatever behavior is pissing the boss off...

one dumbass kid (big fat salary, nice office, light work load, golden opportunity) kept taking days off and then bragging to everyone how she put one over on the boss....

So after way too many times and written warnings the boss finally tells her one more time and she is gone. I was standing right there... and then she calls off the next day because MTV is in town filming some band or something and she HAS TO GO SHE IT.... and I reminded her she would be fired calling off for stupid ***....

she did it anyways and the boss fired her....she went all to pieces like it was a big surprise...


But every once in a while I get to fire someone myself and it is awesome!
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-01-21 11:26:33
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Siren.Mosin said: »
ugh.

an *** made me fire him. ruins my day every time.

Niko do you ever have to do any firing?

Oh my god... I love firing people!!!

Most of the time I have to be the lame *** "Good Cop" that warns people they are going to be fired if they don't immediately correct whatever behavior is pissing the boss off...

one dumbass kid (big fat salary, nice office, light work load, golden opportunity) kept taking days off and then bragging to everyone how she put one over on the boss....

So after way too many times and written warnings the boss finally tells her one more time and she is gone. I was standing right there... and then she calls off the next day because MTV is in town filming some band or something and she HAS TO GO SHE IT.... and I reminded her she would be fired calling off for stupid ***....

she did it anyways and the boss fired her....she went all to pieces like it was a big surprise...


But every once in a while I get to fire someone myself and it is awesome!
Is her job still available?
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-01-21 11:29:37
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Asura.Dameshi said: »
Bismarck.Misao said: »
mos, hire me, not meshi.

I'll personally go to their home address, put a "dont bother coming to work today, take the day off, have fun.
and by today, I mean, ever. you are fired." letter on their door.
bright orange, pink or yellow envelope. (filled with glitter offcourse)
to match this, slash their tires, or set car on fire.
I'll take the caps off all their pens and markers. If they have kids, I will then hand them to the kids. Otherwise I will just let them dry out like a cruel ***.

I'll also use their microwave, take the food out early, and not clear the time. Beat that.
I'll be using Comic Sans, and color the letters, filling it with happy face.
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By Siren.Mosin 2015-01-21 11:31:08
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
I love firing people!!!

well you're no good... I was going to ask if it ever gets easy. I guess I just have the wrong attitude to start with.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-01-21 11:32:45
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Bismarck.Misao said: »
Asura.Dameshi said: »
Bismarck.Misao said: »
mos, hire me, not meshi.

I'll personally go to their home address, put a "dont bother coming to work today, take the day off, have fun.
and by today, I mean, ever. you are fired." letter on their door.
bright orange, pink or yellow envelope. (filled with glitter offcourse)
to match this, slash their tires, or set car on fire.
I'll take the caps off all their pens and markers. If they have kids, I will then hand them to the kids. Otherwise I will just let them dry out like a cruel ***.

I'll also use their microwave, take the food out early, and not clear the time. Beat that.
I'll be using Comic Sans, and color the letters, filling it with happy face.
I'll install Windows ME on their computer... without the service packs.
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-01-21 11:39:08
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print screen their desktop, set it as wallpaper, hide all icons.
change all shortcuts in start bar to reboot pc.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-01-21 11:49:52
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You win.
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By Siren.Mosin 2015-01-21 11:51:09
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Bismarck.Misao said: »
print screen their desktop, set it as wallpaper, hide all icons.
change all shortcuts in start bar to reboot pc.

I shall annoy the hell out of this office on april 1, thanks to you.
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-01-21 11:55:17
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Siren.Mosin said: »
Bismarck.Misao said: »
print screen their desktop, set it as wallpaper, hide all icons.
change all shortcuts in start bar to reboot pc.

I shall annoy the hell out of this office on april 1, thanks to you.
that will be $1,000.99 for consultation fee.

or a box of cookies.

either works.
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By Siren.Mosin 2015-01-21 11:59:52
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cookies it is!
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-01-21 12:01:43
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If it's girl scout cookies, the cost is roughly the same.
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2015-01-21 12:37:17
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Anyone know what the over under on lordgrimm and Pleebo for KN's heart?
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-01-21 12:48:40
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Asura.Dameshi said: »
Is her job still available?

yeah but it's sales.

we hire kids out of the osu marketing department it's a paid internship deal the boss has with the school. but ***it's a nice salary for a kid in school... the expectation are ridiculously low

Now, don't get me wrong, we have had a couple really good kids come through that program and do good things. This one kid came back a couple years later and took my boss and I out for lunch to thank us for helping her get into a big firm... nice kid.. I am sure she is doing well..wish her nothing but the best

but some of these kids...holyfuckingjesushcristshit I want to peel some of them like a banana....

it's like when spongebob tried to train patrick to work at the krusty crab.... THE LID...

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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-01-21 13:02:47
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If you could somehow turn that job into not sales and quadruple the salary, let me know. I can guarantee most likely possibly perform better than a student.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-01-21 13:17:06
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Asura.Dameshi said: »
If you could somehow turn that job into not sales and quadruple the salary, let me know. I can guarantee most likely possibly perform better than a student.

we're so evil of a company that even our non sales jobs are sales...
I often find myself on sales calls wondering how I got roped into it....but I'll definitely keep you in mind.

I remember the one kid said "if I can't dazzle them with brilliance then I'll just baffle them with ***" and I said "At your next job perhaps" and he was all wut!? and I said bafffling our clients with *** is against company policy... and he said something about giving them "the old razzle dazzle"

NOT WHILE YOU ARE WORKING HERE YOU WON'T

sometimes you just know right off the bat when they aren't going to work out.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-01-21 13:24:26
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I can assure you, I will not razzle nor dazzle the clients. I keep bullshittery to a minimum, and attempt to offer alternatives when their wants are not met exactly. I will also give a fake laugh at their not funny jokes or anecdotes, and a sympathetic ear to their tales of woe, but allow neither to affect the outcome of the endeavor.

I strive for a natural balance of business and personal, while maintaining competence and the ability to go slightly beyond what is called for, but not too much to overshadow others. I am not above helping co-workers if necessary, but I will only openly offer assistance to those who I deem are worth assisting. I will be known while there, and forgotten when I leave.

I feel like I'd strive doing government work.
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By Bahamut.Milamber 2015-01-21 13:28:31
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Asura.Dameshi said: »
If you could somehow turn that job into not sales and quadruple the salary, let me know. I can guarantee most likely possibly perform better than a student.

we're so evil of a company that even our non sales jobs are sales...
I often find myself on sales calls wondering how I got roped into it....but I'll definitely keep you in mind.

I remember the one kid said "if I can't dazzle them with brilliance then I'll just baffle them with ***" and I said "At your next job perhaps" and he was all wut!? and I said bafffling our clients with *** is against company policy... and he said something about giving them "the old razzle dazzle"

NOT WHILE YOU ARE WORKING HERE YOU WON'T

sometimes you just know right off the bat when they aren't going to work out.
Good.
Attempting to baffle with *** is a good way to go out of business in a hurry.
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By Shiva.Onorgul 2015-01-21 13:32:32
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
we hire kids out of the osu marketing department
Just curious, which OSU?
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-01-21 13:36:27
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/last straw

that was the kid my boss fired for licking the spoons off after stirring his coffee and then putting it back in the clean silverware tray....

the next day my boss came in with one of those ginormous cases of plastic ware...NEW COMPANY POLICY!
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-01-21 13:37:23
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Shiva.Onorgul said: »
Shiva.Nikolce said: »
we hire kids out of the osu marketing department
Just curious, which OSU?

the ohio state university... wait.. IS YOUR NAME SCOTT!?
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By Bahamut.Milamber 2015-01-21 13:38:01
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
/last straw

that was the kid my boss fired for licking the spoons off after stirring his coffee and then putting it back in the clean silverware tray....

the next day my boss came in with one of those ginormous cases of plastic ware...NEW COMPANY POLICY!
Not the cleanest spoon in the drawer, eh?
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-01-21 13:38:47
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Bahamut.Milamber said: »
Good.
Attempting to baffle with *** is a good way to go out of business in a hurry.

I think he learned everything he knew about business from the Boneitits guy on Futurama...
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-01-21 13:40:36
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
/last straw

that was the kid my boss fired for licking the spoons off after stirring his coffee and then putting it back in the clean silverware tray....

the next day my boss came in with one of those ginormous cases of plastic ware...NEW COMPANY POLICY!
That's something I can see some of the people here doing. I walked into the employee bathroom earlier today and found the toilet paper roll to be void of paper... and a fresh roll sitting right next to it. Too lazy to even change the tp roll? Seriously?

Edit: Yes I changed it while I was there.
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-01-21 13:48:38
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Asura.Dameshi said: »
I can assure you, I will not razzle nor dazzle the clients. I keep bullshittery to a minimum, and attempt to offer alternatives when their wants are not met exactly. I will also give a fake laugh at their not funny jokes or anecdotes, and a sympathetic ear to their tales of woe, but allow neither to affect the outcome of the endeavor.

I strive for a natural balance of business and personal, while maintaining competence and the ability to go slightly beyond what is called for, but not too much to overshadow others. I am not above helping co-workers if necessary, but I will only openly offer assistance to those who I deem are worth assisting. I will be known while there, and forgotten when I leave.

I feel like I'd strive doing government work.
this man was able to get a sponsor, to sponsor a bronze 5 teaam...

which ended up disbanding the day after or something.

should be good for sales
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