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FFXIAH Linkshell Ni
Server: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-05-20 14:58:56
And no nickname has ever bothered me irl, I just like bugging you guys about them.
I sent a pm the one or two times if I worried someone was genuinely bothered, as you've never gotten one from me nik no worries~
"What quarrel is there between you and me, O bus crasher of Canadia? It is not you I am attacking at this time, but the house with which I am at war. God has told me to hurry; so stop opposing God, who is with me, or he will destroy you."
Like the Josiah of old, you are not my adversary, you just happened to have wandered into the way while I was attacking everything that was good and wholesome in this world...
get out of the way, you big dummy.
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Bismarck.Magnuss
Server: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 28615
By Bismarck.Magnuss 2014-05-20 15:07:05
What the hell is going on? Now I must back read to possibly make sense of this. Maybe.
It's a long story. And I don't know how much you have time for or care to read....but I will blather on like an old relative as if you are reading anyways....
It all started a long long time ago....
Josiah left for a while and when he came back he learned that the once glorious kingdom of NI had degraded into a ramshackle castle homeless shelter for oldsters... The God King Dameshi left the castle with his brave and gallant knights to conquer far off lands and we kinda slid in here and took up residence like filthy pigeons....
We were all given "jobs" to do while Meshi was gone but without supervision we have mostly just tried to kill xueye...
For the last so many years it's mostly been Zahrah, Flavin, Mosin and I, gumming up the works and fowling the air of NI with our old people smells... menthol cigarettes, whiskey, cigars, chloroform...
anywhoooo...
One day... and almost every day since... Josiah Poppycock has popped in to call us rude, or creepy or weird or stalk zahrah or something.
And then he complains about how we four ruined NI...
then he was planning some sort of take over and then he implemented Misacat in his crimes and made a lot of bad noise for no apparent reason
So for reasons that have never been made clear he skims over our posts until he finds something "offensive" and then he points it out as if everyone doesn't already know what an evil douchebag I am and he is revealing some sort of secret...
And he is "Josiah" because 19 of his 37 personalities have Josiah in the name and he is "Donny" because he constantly interrupts like Donny from the movie "The Big Lewbowski" and is constantly out of his element, and he is a "cereal killer" because they misspell everything in canada (like colour) and he is a "bus crasher" because he crashes buses for a living and he is also a creeptastic stalker for following zahrah wherever she goes. So... His full title is
Josiah Poppycock, the Donny, Creeptastic Stalker, Cereal Killing Canadian, Bus Crasher Extraordinaire, Royal Bootlick to her royal majesty, Queen Zahrah, Hoppy Queen of Narnia who has since abdicated her throne removing his title.
So now we polish our shoes by kicking him in the *** until we get tired. So it is written, so shall it be done, amen.
/closes the book of NI I don't see my name anywhere in there. Son of ***!
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2014-05-20 15:09:50
sup yo's.
I'm a busy little bee lately, all apologies.
/donates1,000$toniko'sevilsuperPAC
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By Anna Ruthven 2014-05-20 15:18:26
What the hell is going on? Now I must back read to possibly make sense of this. Maybe.
It's a long story. And I don't know how much you have time for or care to read....but I will blather on like an old relative as if you are reading anyways....
It all started a long long time ago....
Josiah left for a while and when he came back he learned that the once glorious kingdom of NI had degraded into a ramshackle castle homeless shelter for oldsters... The God King Dameshi left the castle with his brave and gallant knights to conquer far off lands and we kinda slid in here and took up residence like filthy pigeons....
We were all given "jobs" to do while Meshi was gone but without supervision we have mostly just tried to kill xueye...
For the last so many years it's mostly been Zahrah, Flavin, Mosin and I, gumming up the works and fowling the air of NI with our old people smells... menthol cigarettes, whiskey, cigars, chloroform...
anywhoooo...
One day... and almost every day since... Josiah Poppycock has popped in to call us rude, or creepy or weird or stalk zahrah or something.
And then he complains about how we four ruined NI...
then he was planning some sort of take over and then he implemented Misacat in his crimes and made a lot of bad noise for no apparent reason
So for reasons that have never been made clear he skims over our posts until he finds something "offensive" and then he points it out as if everyone doesn't already know what an evil douchebag I am and he is revealing some sort of secret...
And he is "Josiah" because 19 of his 37 personalities have Josiah in the name and he is "Donny" because he constantly interrupts like Donny from the movie "The Big Lewbowski" and is constantly out of his element, and he is a "cereal killer" because they misspell everything in canada (like colour) and he is a "bus crasher" because he crashes buses for a living and he is also a creeptastic stalker for following zahrah wherever she goes. So... His full title is
Josiah Poppycock, the Donny, Creeptastic Stalker, Cereal Killing Canadian, Bus Crasher Extraordinaire, Royal Bootlick to her royal majesty, Queen Zahrah, Hoppy Queen of Narnia who has since abdicated her throne removing his title.
So now we polish our shoes by kicking him in the *** until we get tired. So it is written, so shall it be done, amen.
/closes the book of NI
This post changed my life.
Bismarck.Misao
Server: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 22620
By Bismarck.Misao 2014-05-20 15:18:57
Mosy!
Hmmm macaroni cheese. Omnomnom.
:( Nik, why do you assume I'm working with Jos?
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Server: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-05-20 15:25:06
:( Nik, why do you assume I'm working with Jos?
I never did.
One time Josiah Poppycock claimed that you and he were here to reclaim the glory that was once NI...Flavin has it stored in the archives somewhere...
IIRC it came as a shock to you at the time and you seem to still be having trouble accepting it... lol
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Bismarck.Magnuss
Server: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 28615
By Bismarck.Magnuss 2014-05-20 15:26:47
Cerberus.Josiahfk said: »fat thick soft
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Server: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-05-20 15:27:14
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Server: Shiva
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-05-20 15:28:13
Cerberus.Josiahfk said: »fat thick soft
tmi
Bismarck.Misao
Server: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 22620
By Bismarck.Misao 2014-05-20 15:36:57
Big fat soft Egyptian Kings Noodles.
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2014-05-20 15:37:07
I said "huge girth noodles I can barely handle omggggg yes"
now you did!
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By Anna Ruthven 2014-05-20 15:40:53
Cerberus.Josiahfk said: »fat thick soft I love you, Noodle-sama! \( `.∀´)/
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Quetzalcoatl.Yomisha
Server: Quetzalcoatl
Game: FFXI
Posts: 7589
By Quetzalcoatl.Yomisha 2014-05-20 15:41:56
Jos is trying to find a thick, fat Chinese noodle. /gigglesnort
Lakshmi.Flavin
Server: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
Posts: 18466
By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-05-20 15:42:41
:( Nik, why do you assume I'm working with Jos?
I never did.
One time Josiah Poppycock claimed that you and he were here to reclaim the glory that was once NI...Flavin has it stored in the archives somewhere...
IIRC it came as a shock to you at the time and you seem to still be having trouble accepting it... lol misa and I force our way in, I don't think he plays with you guys on your 14 server or w/e?
Mainly I post in here because I didn't like what Ni had become. If I can at the very least encourage lurkers to appear and give this a shot then bingo.
But if you three made a "three amigos" thread or w/e your linkshell is called I probably wouldn't pester you three until you came in here. Because that's a deliberate attempt at just hanging the three of you etc
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Lakshmi.Flavin
Server: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
Posts: 18466
By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-05-20 15:43:50
Cerberus.Josiahfk said: »fat thick soft "huge girth noodles I can barely handle omggggg yes" You seemed to have that qued up and ready to spit out... something you say often?
Caitsith.Zahrah
Server: Caitsith
Game: FFXI
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-05-20 15:56:52
Ugh...I don't want to take the reigns from Dame. Someone else do it.
Speaking of old AHers, Spence had a cameo in my dream last night. I was walking out of my old elementary school, as an adult, and Spence was selling Boy Scout cookies outside of my school, as an adult.
I told him that Boy Scouts sell popcorn, and he asked me to keep him company at his booth. I responded with, "I have to go find my mom."
I don't always dream about FFXIAHers, but when I do...
it's always some random bit part and makes no sense at all.
Thank you, NyQuil!
Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2014-05-20 16:01:02
Ugh...I don't want to take the reigns from Dame. Someone else do it
TOO BAD.
you're it. all hail queen z.
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By Anna Ruthven 2014-05-20 16:03:44
Hmm, AnnaMolly Girlboy XXIII, Queen of Ni....
Nah, You're it, Zah.
Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_kingdom_of_ni
Continuation from: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/2873/ffxiah-linkshell/732/#150486
Update: Sorry Eternaltriumph, too much has changed D: (Page 698)
Eternaltriumph said: Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
One Year Anniversary!!!Asura.Ludoggy said: Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
Pics worth referencing:
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Fenrir.Scragg said: Code Rowland 29488 2007-06-24 16:06:00
Ludoggy 26597 2009-02-25 22:31:23
Flionheart 22174 2008-11-17 14:28:15
Krizz 22085 2007-06-30 15:22:38
Haseyo 20875 2009-01-12 15:55:51
Dameshi 19807 2009-02-17 10:29:14
Urial 18636 2008-02-09 01:15:03
Spence 18475 2009-05-04 11:26:27
Kalyna 15001 2010-01-21 11:40:04
Rydiya 13469 2008-05-16 05:24:33
Alyria 12656 2007-10-23 10:58:35
Tigerwoods 10807 2007-03-14 21:10:43
Enternius 10382 2007-08-10 04:14:29
Slipispsycho 10072 2008-09-05 08:56:34
Rumaha 10000 2009-02-20 13:28:03
Kojo 9060 2007-06-30 17:46:02
Sevourn 8567 2009-02-10 00:10:20
Cheyne 8527 2007-04-27 12:27:54
Mabrook 8356 2008-07-01 00:53:38
Marzbarz 7723 2010-01-10 14:12:5
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