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 Bismarck.Magnuss
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2013-04-11 10:52:05
people are going to think I'm really wierd when I say my favorite living author is "Nikolce"
I'd imagine I'm going to get a lot of wtf's.... lol
I'm still waiting for mag to get off his lazy bum and compile my works... The first book is titled something like Stealing Madness and the plot of the story is Mag is falling behind in college until he stumbles upon this gifted kid that posts on an internet site. So he takes a couple paragraphs and turns them in as his own and all the sudden everyone thinks he is a genius and a prodigy. But now he needs more stories and he has to befriend this kid to coax more out of him and the kid is all shy and reclusive and Mag doesn't realize it's a trap and the kid is a hideous old freak but he starts to suspect that the kid/crazy guy found out his stories are being stolen and is going to come after Mag who then realizes in the course of his "friendship" with the kid he may have given him too much information about his personal life...
and he all this weird stuff starts happening and Mag feels this crazy guy getting closer and closer and he can't tell anyone he has been plagiarizing his work and he doesn't want to loose the recognition so he is desperately trying to find an expert to help him figure out what to do and he is cracking under the pressure so he meets this psychology major girl who becomes his love interest who thinks maybe he is just under stress. And mag doesn't tell her about stealing the crazy old man's stories.
Right and mag realizes the crazy kid/old man stories start having elements that incorporate details abut mag that the crazy guy could only know about if he had been in mag's dorm room and mag's
And mag tells his new gf he is afraid some one is stalking him on the computer so his girlfriend has this computer nerd stalker that she talks into helping but then mag is suspicious the stalker is the crazy guy
so the computer nerd stalker guy is pouring through all mags posts and finds pictures that hold hidden clues that if the crazy guy saw them he would know exactly where mag is but before he can tell mag he disappears....
and the girlfriend is getting suspicious that mag is perhaps crazy/gifted until mag breaks down and confesses he stole the stories
more later
If Roger Ebert were still alive, he'd give that three and a half thumbs up. The man had strange digits.
... Too soon?
Also, I love how you started that story with my name properly capitalized, but as it continues, suddenly I don't deserve a shift stroke. Perhaps this is indicative of my ever plummeting demeanor? Also, I am making a book. I call it, "Give In To Evil." It's going to be On Oprah's book list.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2013-04-11 11:05:46
people are going to think I'm really wierd when I say my favorite living author is "Nikolce"
I'd imagine I'm going to get a lot of wtf's.... lol
I'm still waiting for mag to get off his lazy bum and compile my works... The first book is titled something like Stealing Madness and the plot of the story is Mag is falling behind in college until he stumbles upon this gifted kid that posts on an internet site. So he takes a couple paragraphs and turns them in as his own and all the sudden everyone thinks he is a genius and a prodigy. But now he needs more stories and he has to befriend this kid to coax more out of him and the kid is all shy and reclusive and Mag doesn't realize it's a trap and the kid is a hideous old freak but he starts to suspect that the kid/crazy guy found out his stories are being stolen and is going to come after Mag who then realizes in the course of his "friendship" with the kid he may have given him too much information about his personal life...
and he all this weird stuff starts happening and Mag feels this crazy guy getting closer and closer and he can't tell anyone he has been plagiarizing his work and he doesn't want to loose the recognition so he is desperately trying to find an expert to help him figure out what to do and he is cracking under the pressure so he meets this psychology major girl who becomes his love interest who thinks maybe he is just under stress. And mag doesn't tell her about stealing the crazy old man's stories.
Right and mag realizes the crazy kid/old man stories start having elements that incorporate details abut mag that the crazy guy could only know about if he had been in mag's dorm room and mag's
And mag tells his new gf he is afraid some one is stalking him on the computer so his girlfriend has this computer nerd stalker that she talks into helping but then mag is suspicious the stalker is the crazy guy
so the computer nerd stalker guy is pouring through all mags posts and finds pictures that hold hidden clues that if the crazy guy saw them he would know exactly where mag is but before he can tell mag he disappears....
and the girlfriend is getting suspicious that mag is perhaps crazy/gifted until mag breaks down and confesses he stole the stories
more later
If Roger Ebert were still alive, he'd give that three and a half thumbs up. The man had strange digits.
... Too soon?
Also, I love how you started that story with my name properly capitalized, but as it continues, suddenly I don't deserve a shift stroke. Perhaps this is indicative of my ever plummeting demeanor? Also, I am making a book. I call it, "Give In To Evil." It's going to be On Oprah's book list.
The faster my brain goes the worse my punctuation and capitalization get, which is why I need you..
end of the book/movie in the end of the book/movie mag's girlfriend disappears and then the reader figures out that she discovered the computer guy's secret was he learned mag was posting for both people all along {/spoiler]
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Bismarck.Magnuss
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2013-04-11 11:09:19
Bravo! Encore!
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Bismarck.Magnuss
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2013-04-11 11:18:47
Maybe Mag isn't a real person but more of a literary movement fueled by snark and janitorial equipment.
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By Siren.Mosin 2013-04-11 11:20:22
anything's possible.
hell, parker managed to delete the thread from whence he was created, so I don't have a hard time believing anything is impossible on this site.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2013-04-11 11:24:36
the weird thing is mag never figures out he and I are really the same person....
yeah that PARKER thing gives me no end of trouble... what if mag is really three people? or maybe he is roseanne barr!
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Bismarck.Magnuss
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2013-04-11 11:24:55
anything's possible.
hell, parker managed to delete the thread from whence he was created, so I don't have a hard time believing anything is impossible on this site. Just look at scuba Steve!
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Bismarck.Magnuss
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2013-04-11 11:28:06
Much like Roseanne Barr, "Mag" is more of an amalgamation; a sort of collective consciousness driven to one day consume all on this forum and become THE forum, to which it will change its name from FFXIAH to simply "The Consciousness Known as Mag".
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2013-04-11 11:32:25
*stares*
...
Have I been drinking?
Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2013-04-11 11:33:15
It's getting pretty heavy in here, man.
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Bismarck.Magnuss
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2013-04-11 11:34:28
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2013-04-11 11:49:58
It's getting pretty heavy in here, man. I'm a little scared.
That word seems far too scientific for Mag. I'm really scared. O.O
*runs around in circles screaming*
Carbuncle.Skulloneix
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By Carbuncle.Skulloneix 2013-04-11 11:50:44
It's getting pretty heavy in here, man. Great scot!
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 Caitsith.Zahrah
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2013-04-11 11:51:08
Do it! What would you teach, if you don't mind my asking? Architecture? Do you guys have architecture classes in HS there? Or would you lean more towards college level classes?
And here's the problem. No, as far as I've seen, there's nothing that would be that specific offered. A buddy who has been teaching for six years now and is working on her masters in Education Administration suggested something in relation to the course work that I took for my bachelors while getting my cert.
Her school extended the same courtesy to a former nurse who they hired for the "regulars" biology and chem class. Realistically,
I would probably be teaching maths or physics.
Not that that wouldn't be fine, but I just have always liked the "story teller" aspects of History and English, and those just happened to have been the subjects taught by my favorite teachers when I was younger. I loved my Art teacher too. She was also an Art History teacher.
I would want to get AP accreditation ASAP too.
A buddy who teaches in a suburb of Houston had her wrist broken by some little, sassy Cuntasaurus-Rex last year. :/
I just need to mull this over.
EDIT: Crap-a-doo! Mag is gone now.
Siren.Flavin
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By Siren.Flavin 2013-04-11 11:53:49
Teaching is pretty great to get into for family too... lets one of the parents always be around for the kids as you get out at around the same times and have the same vacation time...
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Bismarck.Magnuss
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2013-04-11 12:04:58
"Mag" will always be here...
I mean, uh... Hey, Zah! Hell, with your knowledge, you could probably teach an entire school by yourself. I would send my kid to that school. Teaching is a good profession... as long as you can bat away the flies.
Edit: sorry, iPad...
Quetzalcoatl.Xueye
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By Quetzalcoatl.Xueye 2013-04-11 12:05:51
Z gonna be a teacher?
Better move to Tejas.
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Caitsith.Zahrah
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2013-04-11 12:09:19
Teaching is pretty great to get into for family too... lets one of the parents always be around for the kids as you get out at around the same times and have the same vacation time...
This is also went into the "pro" column.
Caitsith.Zahrah
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2013-04-11 12:14:02
Quetzalcoatl.Xueye said: »Z gonna be a teacher?
Better move to Tejas.
I'm still weighing it out.
It's something I've been discussing with friends who are already teaching since I was pregnant.
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Quetzalcoatl.Xueye
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By Quetzalcoatl.Xueye 2013-04-11 12:15:05
Teaching is pretty great to get into for family too... lets one of the parents always be around for the kids as you get out at around the same times and have the same vacation time...
This is also went into the "pro" column.
Here's a list of cons (hysterically, I have 2+ years of teaching experience)
Job is thankless.
Students are little shits.
Low pay relative to what you have to do
Politicians crucify you
Blamed for being lazy when the bureaucracy states you can't do your max potential
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2013-04-11 12:17:30
Much like Roseanne Barr, "Mag" is more of an amalgamation; a sort of collective consciousness driven to one day consume all on this forum and become THE forum, to which it will change its name from FFXIAH to simply "The Consciousness Known as Mag".
Or Magnuss is assimilating all of us like agent whatshis name from the second or third movie thy should have quit with one of....
PARKER Edit: Agent Smith, The Matrix, Touching/Physical contact
/wins the game of Clue
Bismarck.Magnuss
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2013-04-11 12:20:42
I was thinking more like
But Agent Smith is more elegant...
Siren.Flavin
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By Siren.Flavin 2013-04-11 12:29:39
Quetzalcoatl.Xueye said: »Teaching is pretty great to get into for family too... lets one of the parents always be around for the kids as you get out at around the same times and have the same vacation time... This is also went into the "pro" column. Here's a list of cons (hysterically, I have 2+ years of teaching experience) Job is thankless.
Students are little shits.
Low pay relative to what you have to do
Politicians crucify you
Blamed for being lazy when the bureaucracy states you can't do your max potential
None of this is across the board true beyond the fact that there are always kids in your class that are little shits...
Edit: Plus this assumes that the teachers in question are either being held back or are performing at top standards to begin with...
Caitsith.Zahrah
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2013-04-11 12:31:14
Quetzalcoatl.Xueye said: »Teaching is pretty great to get into for family too... lets one of the parents always be around for the kids as you get out at around the same times and have the same vacation time...
This is also went into the "pro" column.
Here's a list of cons (hysterically, I have 2+ years of teaching experience)
Job is thankless.
Students are little shits.
Low pay relative to what you have to do
Politicians crucify you
Blamed for being lazy when the bureaucracy states you can't do your max potential
Yep! You pretty much have the same "con" column that I do! LOL!
Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2013-04-11 12:31:40
I was the kid that got the material in the first day or two then spent the rest of the week thinking about how I should kill myself out of boredom, but instead drew pictures.
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Caitsith.Zahrah
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2013-04-11 12:36:31
I was the kid that got the material in the first day or two then spent the rest of the week thinking about how I should kill myself out of boredom, but instead drew pictures.
LOL! Same!
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2013-04-11 12:37:24
Quetzalcoatl.Xueye said: »Teaching is pretty great to get into for family too... lets one of the parents always be around for the kids as you get out at around the same times and have the same vacation time...
This is also went into the "pro" column.
Here's a list of cons (hysterically, I have 2+ years of teaching experience)
Job is thankless.
Students are little shits.
Low pay relative to what you have to do
Politicians crucify you
Blamed for being lazy when the bureaucracy states you can't do your max potential
And kids smell really really bad. IDKWTF has gone so horribly wrong that parents don't even teach there kids personal hygiene any more.
The job is thankless because you suck at it, our children are morons.
The kids are little shits, that's why we get rid of them by sending them to school
All you have to do is not touch them. How hard is that?
Only a teacher would listen to a Politician!!!
You are lazy! We went to school with you and we know you took teaching as the easy way out!
We were sitting around the campfire smoking a doobie and you were all
dude, I am so screwed <toke noise> I think Ima just quit engineering and go into teaching <cough>
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 Cerberus.Kalyna
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2013-04-11 12:37:47
Is it the day after finals yet?
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2013-04-11 12:40:00
almost scuba steve, almost
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Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_kingdom_of_ni
Continuation from: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/2873/ffxiah-linkshell/732/#150486
Update: Sorry Eternaltriumph, too much has changed D: (Page 698)
Eternaltriumph said: Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
One Year Anniversary!!!Asura.Ludoggy said: Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
Pics worth referencing: 
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Fenrir.Scragg said: Code Rowland 29488 2007-06-24 16:06:00
Ludoggy 26597 2009-02-25 22:31:23
Flionheart 22174 2008-11-17 14:28:15
Krizz 22085 2007-06-30 15:22:38
Haseyo 20875 2009-01-12 15:55:51
Dameshi 19807 2009-02-17 10:29:14
Urial 18636 2008-02-09 01:15:03
Spence 18475 2009-05-04 11:26:27
Kalyna 15001 2010-01-21 11:40:04
Rydiya 13469 2008-05-16 05:24:33
Alyria 12656 2007-10-23 10:58:35
Tigerwoods 10807 2007-03-14 21:10:43
Enternius 10382 2007-08-10 04:14:29
Slipispsycho 10072 2008-09-05 08:56:34
Rumaha 10000 2009-02-20 13:28:03
Kojo 9060 2007-06-30 17:46:02
Sevourn 8567 2009-02-10 00:10:20
Cheyne 8527 2007-04-27 12:27:54
Mabrook 8356 2008-07-01 00:53:38
Marzbarz 7723 2010-01-10 14:12:5
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