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 Cerberus.Kalyna
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2012-08-23 10:10:38
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Speaking of tableflipping, i just found this on f7u14
spoilered due to langue
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2012-08-23 10:12:48
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Shiva.Spathaian said: »
I've yet to even obtain a job for who knows what reason at this point as I've applied to almost every place in town at least once within the last year and a half

Right, my son had the same problem, he couldn't get a job because he didn't have any work experience...

So here is how I fixed it, I hired him. Every day he came to work with me and filled out applications until he got interviews, then he told them at the interview he was looking for a ANOTHER job because his job is commission only sales. He got a job within in a week after a year and a half of trying on his own and never came with me to work again.

So we have an opening! Commission only sales, which is the job I just hired you for. Welcome aboard!

The pay sucks, the hours conflict with school and you desperately need to find another job.

I'm already working on the first draft of your recommendation letter for your outstanding attendance record and devotion to the company.
What's the name of your company? Mwuah ha ha Incorporated?
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2012-08-23 10:17:20
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What's the name of your company? Mwuah ha ha Incorporated?

Evil Unlimited, we're a wholly owned subsidiary/division of Halliburton. "Killing people with trains since 1919"
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By Asura.Dameshi 2012-08-23 10:20:36
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Bismarck.Magnuss said: »
Asura.Dameshi said: »
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/flips Meshi's fayce!
Thanks, I needed a face lift.
I'd say, oldy olderson!

Wait, aren't I older than you? What the hell does that make me...?
Are you older than me? I don't even know, I can't remember what I ate for dinner let alone who I'm talking to at the moment. Who are you again?

Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Shiva.Spathaian said: »
I've yet to even obtain a job for who knows what reason at this point as I've applied to almost every place in town at least once within the last year and a half

Right, my son had the same problem, he couldn't get a job because he didn't have any work experience...

So here is how I fixed it, I hired him. Every day he came to work with me and filled out applications until he got interviews, then he told them at the interview he was looking for a ANOTHER job because his job is commission only sales. He got a job within in a week after a year and a half of trying on his own and never came with me to work again.

So we have an opening! Commission only sales, which is the job I just hired you for. Welcome aboard!

The pay sucks, the hours conflict with school and you desperately need to find another job.

I'm already working on the first draft of your recommendation letter for your outstanding attendance record and devotion to the company.
That's... quite genius.
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2012-08-23 10:43:49
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Nikolce is the best boss I've ever had. :O

I'm a little disappointed that I never got the chance to meet you in game. XP
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2012-08-23 10:56:09
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We did meet, you just didn't recognize me without my sinister handlebar mustache...

Shiva rules!

Also, GET BACK TO WORK!!! I expect you to complete at least three applications by the end of your shift. Local grocery stores have incredible turn over. "I'll bag groceries, I'll bring in the shopping carts, I'll pick up trash WHATEVER you need me to do I will do, I just really need to get ANOTHER job"
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2012-08-23 10:57:24
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Yes sir!

*begins filling out applications*
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By Asura.Dameshi 2012-08-23 10:58:58
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You can have my job, Spath. I'm just going to go find a cave on an island and live with a turtle named Speedy now.
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2012-08-23 11:36:00
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Dameshi's gonna be in the new Cast Away 2 movie?
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By eagleeyes 2012-08-23 12:28:41
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My body is ready.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2012-08-23 12:29:07
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Shiva.Spathaian said: »
Yes sir!

*begins filling out applications*

Telemarketing is universally considered to be the second worse job in the known universe right after child soldier, which only squeaked out the win when they made them kids start wearing those flashy blood soaked wedding dresses...

And quite frankly our industry is dying, with the internet and the do not call lists and a lot of negative images associated with our industry. Plus we have restricted hours when we can call people because of all the new regulations. That's why the hours are now conflicting with your school work and you are forced to look for other employment opportunities... It was ok in the summertime but now with school starting I understand if you can't make it work.

I still remember the day you started here almost a year and a half ago and I knew you had the potential to be great and it's unfortunate that the hours don't agree with you and as much as I hate to loose such a valuable employee I know your potential is far greater than the current opportunities available to you within our company.
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2012-08-23 12:34:01
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The game isn't worth it eagleeyes. Save yo cash!
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By Ramuh.Urial 2012-08-23 12:42:37
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Eagleeyes Siren said: »


My body is ready.

You say that now, no amount of lube will prepare you for the anal raping you're going to endure.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2012-08-23 12:52:29
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I'm actually tempted to try Dark Souls. I could use a good rage.
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By eagleeyes 2012-08-23 12:52:53
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Ramuh.Urial said: »
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My body is ready.

You say that now, no amount of lube will prepare you for the anal raping you're going to endure.


They say it'll feel good after a while. I'll take the chance.
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By Ramuh.Urial 2012-08-23 12:55:48
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Asura.Dameshi said: »
I'm actually tempted to try Dark Souls. I could use a good rage.
OH~OH~OH...And you thought playing me in FIFA was bad?
That's more winable than Dark Souls.
Oh and if you really wanna be a masochist...make a melee class.


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They say it'll feel good after a while. I'll take the chance.
Yeah, again....masochist.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2012-08-23 12:56:50
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Ramuh.Urial said: »
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I'm actually tempted to try Dark Souls. I could use a good rage.
OH~OH~OH...And you thought playing me in FIFA was bad?
That's more winable than Dark Souls.
Oh and if you really wanna be a masochist...make a melee class.


Eagleeyes Siren said: »
They say it'll feel good after a while. I'll take the chance.
Yeah, again....masochist.
Of course I'd play a melee class. That's my style.
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By Ramuh.Urial 2012-08-23 13:02:52
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Asura.Dameshi said: »
Ramuh.Urial said: »
Asura.Dameshi said: »
I'm actually tempted to try Dark Souls. I could use a good rage.
OH~OH~OH...And you thought playing me in FIFA was bad?
That's more winable than Dark Souls.
Oh and if you really wanna be a masochist...make a melee class.


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They say it'll feel good after a while. I'll take the chance.
Yeah, again....masochist.
Of course I'd play a melee class. That's my style.
OH~OH~OH!
Yeah I don't see this going over well.
Also I can't believe they're charging 40 for Prepare to Die when it isn't getting that much DLC content. I'd get it, but I haven't even made it far in the console version so the missing DLC is irrelevant.

That being said Meshi unless you're going to go headlong into this game I'd say get console for $18 less and just deal without having the DLC.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2012-08-23 13:10:53
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Ramuh.Urial said: »
Asura.Dameshi said: »
Ramuh.Urial said: »
Asura.Dameshi said: »
I'm actually tempted to try Dark Souls. I could use a good rage.
OH~OH~OH...And you thought playing me in FIFA was bad?
That's more winable than Dark Souls.
Oh and if you really wanna be a masochist...make a melee class.


Eagleeyes Siren said: »
They say it'll feel good after a while. I'll take the chance.
Yeah, again....masochist.
Of course I'd play a melee class. That's my style.
OH~OH~OH!
Yeah I don't see this going over well.
Also I can't believe they're charging 40 for Prepare to Die when it isn't getting that much DLC content. I'd get it, but I haven't even made it far in the console version so the missing DLC is irrelevant.

That being said Meshi unless you're going to go headlong into this game I'd say get console for $18 less and just deal without having the DLC.
Is it available for 360? I assume so, since it's not a Wii game and those are the only two gaming consoles in this generation.
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By eagleeyes 2012-08-23 13:11:21
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PC version is worth it just for the NO FPS drop in Blight Town and no loading times.

Also $40 for a full game? It's a deal.
Also what's $40 lol.
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By Ramuh.Urial 2012-08-23 13:12:11
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Yeah Meshi there is no DLC for console launch but it's $22 on amazon vs $40 for the new PC version with 3-4 new areas/bosses in some DLC. Not worth it IMO seeing as it's so rage inducing I wont ever finish the old content.

http://www.amazon.com/Dark-Souls-Xbox-360/dp/B004NRN5DU
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By Ramuh.Urial 2012-08-23 13:13:30
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Ramuh.Rowland said: »
Just kidding, I didn't play Dark Souls, that was Demon Souls. Same thing.
No, Demon Souls was easier....
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By Ramuh.Urial 2012-08-23 13:16:29
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Ramuh.Rowland said: »
Ramuh.Urial said: »
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Just kidding, I didn't play Dark Souls, that was Demon Souls. Same thing.
No, Demon Souls was easier....
It's just a bunch of trial and error :/
Nah, every boss has an EXTREMELY particular strategy to win.
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By Ramuh.Urial 2012-08-23 13:18:05
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Ramuh.Rowland said: »
Ramuh.Urial said: »
Ramuh.Rowland said: »
Ramuh.Urial said: »
Ramuh.Rowland said: »
Just kidding, I didn't play Dark Souls, that was Demon Souls. Same thing.
No, Demon Souls was easier....
It's just a bunch of trial and error :/
Nah, every boss has an EXTREMELY particular strategy to win.
*** that spider.
Stand at the edge and spam arrows!
Sadly that's the easiest fight in that game....
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By Asura.Dameshi 2012-08-23 13:19:59
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Spider boss? I have lost all interest.

Related: I regret purchasing Limbo.
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By Ramuh.Urial 2012-08-23 13:21:02
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Asura.Dameshi said: »
Spider boss? I have lost all interest.

Related: I regret purchasing Limbo.

That's Demon Souls, IDK about in Dark Souls.
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