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Cerberus.Kalyna
Server: Cerberus
Game: FFXI
Posts: 21,615
By Cerberus.Kalyna 2012-08-23 10:10:38
Speaking of tableflipping, i just found this on f7u14
spoilered due to langue
Bismarck.Magnuss
Server: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 28,615
By Bismarck.Magnuss 2012-08-23 10:12:48
I've yet to even obtain a job for who knows what reason at this point as I've applied to almost every place in town at least once within the last year and a half
Right, my son had the same problem, he couldn't get a job because he didn't have any work experience...
So here is how I fixed it, I hired him. Every day he came to work with me and filled out applications until he got interviews, then he told them at the interview he was looking for a ANOTHER job because his job is commission only sales. He got a job within in a week after a year and a half of trying on his own and never came with me to work again.
So we have an opening! Commission only sales, which is the job I just hired you for. Welcome aboard!
The pay sucks, the hours conflict with school and you desperately need to find another job.
I'm already working on the first draft of your recommendation letter for your outstanding attendance record and devotion to the company. What's the name of your company? Mwuah ha ha Incorporated?
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Server: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20,130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2012-08-23 10:17:20
What's the name of your company? Mwuah ha ha Incorporated?
Evil Unlimited, we're a wholly owned subsidiary/division of Halliburton. "Killing people with trains since 1919"
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Server: Asura
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By Asura.Dameshi 2012-08-23 10:20:36
Thanks, I needed a face lift. I'd say, oldy olderson!
Wait, aren't I older than you? What the hell does that make me...? Are you older than me? I don't even know, I can't remember what I ate for dinner let alone who I'm talking to at the moment. Who are you again?
I've yet to even obtain a job for who knows what reason at this point as I've applied to almost every place in town at least once within the last year and a half
Right, my son had the same problem, he couldn't get a job because he didn't have any work experience...
So here is how I fixed it, I hired him. Every day he came to work with me and filled out applications until he got interviews, then he told them at the interview he was looking for a ANOTHER job because his job is commission only sales. He got a job within in a week after a year and a half of trying on his own and never came with me to work again.
So we have an opening! Commission only sales, which is the job I just hired you for. Welcome aboard!
The pay sucks, the hours conflict with school and you desperately need to find another job.
I'm already working on the first draft of your recommendation letter for your outstanding attendance record and devotion to the company. That's... quite genius.
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Server: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 27,982
By Shiva.Spathaian 2012-08-23 10:43:49
Nikolce is the best boss I've ever had. :O
I'm a little disappointed that I never got the chance to meet you in game. XP
Server: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20,130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2012-08-23 10:56:09
We did meet, you just didn't recognize me without my sinister handlebar mustache...
Shiva rules!
Also, GET BACK TO WORK!!! I expect you to complete at least three applications by the end of your shift. Local grocery stores have incredible turn over. "I'll bag groceries, I'll bring in the shopping carts, I'll pick up trash WHATEVER you need me to do I will do, I just really need to get ANOTHER job"
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Server: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 27,982
By Shiva.Spathaian 2012-08-23 10:57:24
Yes sir!
*begins filling out applications*
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Server: Asura
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By Asura.Dameshi 2012-08-23 10:58:58
You can have my job, Spath. I'm just going to go find a cave on an island and live with a turtle named Speedy now.
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Cerberus.Kalyna
Server: Cerberus
Game: FFXI
Posts: 21,615
By Cerberus.Kalyna 2012-08-23 11:36:00
Dameshi's gonna be in the new Cast Away 2 movie?
By eagleeyes 2012-08-23 12:28:41
My body is ready.
Server: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20,130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2012-08-23 12:29:07
Yes sir!
*begins filling out applications*
Telemarketing is universally considered to be the second worse job in the known universe right after child soldier, which only squeaked out the win when they made them kids start wearing those flashy blood soaked wedding dresses...
And quite frankly our industry is dying, with the internet and the do not call lists and a lot of negative images associated with our industry. Plus we have restricted hours when we can call people because of all the new regulations. That's why the hours are now conflicting with your school work and you are forced to look for other employment opportunities... It was ok in the summertime but now with school starting I understand if you can't make it work.
I still remember the day you started here almost a year and a half ago and I knew you had the potential to be great and it's unfortunate that the hours don't agree with you and as much as I hate to loose such a valuable employee I know your potential is far greater than the current opportunities available to you within our company.
Cerberus.Kalyna
Server: Cerberus
Game: FFXI
Posts: 21,615
By Cerberus.Kalyna 2012-08-23 12:34:01
The game isn't worth it eagleeyes. Save yo cash!
Ramuh.Urial
Server: Ramuh
Game: FFXI
Posts: 31,068
By Ramuh.Urial 2012-08-23 12:42:37
My body is ready.
You say that now, no amount of lube will prepare you for the anal raping you're going to endure.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2012-08-23 12:52:29
I'm actually tempted to try Dark Souls. I could use a good rage.
By eagleeyes 2012-08-23 12:52:53
My body is ready.
You say that now, no amount of lube will prepare you for the anal raping you're going to endure.
They say it'll feel good after a while. I'll take the chance.
Ramuh.Urial
Server: Ramuh
Game: FFXI
Posts: 31,068
By Ramuh.Urial 2012-08-23 12:55:48
I'm actually tempted to try Dark Souls. I could use a good rage. OH~OH~OH...And you thought playing me in FIFA was bad?
That's more winable than Dark Souls.
Oh and if you really wanna be a masochist...make a melee class.
They say it'll feel good after a while. I'll take the chance. Yeah, again....masochist.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2012-08-23 12:56:50
I'm actually tempted to try Dark Souls. I could use a good rage. OH~OH~OH...And you thought playing me in FIFA was bad?
That's more winable than Dark Souls.
Oh and if you really wanna be a masochist...make a melee class.
They say it'll feel good after a while. I'll take the chance. Yeah, again....masochist. Of course I'd play a melee class. That's my style.
Ramuh.Urial
Server: Ramuh
Game: FFXI
Posts: 31,068
By Ramuh.Urial 2012-08-23 13:02:52
I'm actually tempted to try Dark Souls. I could use a good rage. OH~OH~OH...And you thought playing me in FIFA was bad?
That's more winable than Dark Souls.
Oh and if you really wanna be a masochist...make a melee class.
They say it'll feel good after a while. I'll take the chance. Yeah, again....masochist. Of course I'd play a melee class. That's my style. OH~OH~OH!
Yeah I don't see this going over well.
Also I can't believe they're charging 40 for Prepare to Die when it isn't getting that much DLC content. I'd get it, but I haven't even made it far in the console version so the missing DLC is irrelevant.
That being said Meshi unless you're going to go headlong into this game I'd say get console for $18 less and just deal without having the DLC.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2012-08-23 13:10:53
I'm actually tempted to try Dark Souls. I could use a good rage. OH~OH~OH...And you thought playing me in FIFA was bad?
That's more winable than Dark Souls.
Oh and if you really wanna be a masochist...make a melee class.
They say it'll feel good after a while. I'll take the chance. Yeah, again....masochist. Of course I'd play a melee class. That's my style. OH~OH~OH!
Yeah I don't see this going over well.
Also I can't believe they're charging 40 for Prepare to Die when it isn't getting that much DLC content. I'd get it, but I haven't even made it far in the console version so the missing DLC is irrelevant.
That being said Meshi unless you're going to go headlong into this game I'd say get console for $18 less and just deal without having the DLC. Is it available for 360? I assume so, since it's not a Wii game and those are the only two gaming consoles in this generation.
By eagleeyes 2012-08-23 13:11:21
PC version is worth it just for the NO FPS drop in Blight Town and no loading times.
Also $40 for a full game? It's a deal.
Also what's $40 lol.
Ramuh.Urial
Server: Ramuh
Game: FFXI
Posts: 31,068
By Ramuh.Urial 2012-08-23 13:12:11
Yeah Meshi there is no DLC for console launch but it's $22 on amazon vs $40 for the new PC version with 3-4 new areas/bosses in some DLC. Not worth it IMO seeing as it's so rage inducing I wont ever finish the old content.
http://www.amazon.com/Dark-Souls-Xbox-360/dp/B004NRN5DU
Ramuh.Urial
Server: Ramuh
Game: FFXI
Posts: 31,068
By Ramuh.Urial 2012-08-23 13:13:30
Just kidding, I didn't play Dark Souls, that was Demon Souls. Same thing. No, Demon Souls was easier....
Ramuh.Urial
Server: Ramuh
Game: FFXI
Posts: 31,068
By Ramuh.Urial 2012-08-23 13:16:29
Just kidding, I didn't play Dark Souls, that was Demon Souls. Same thing. No, Demon Souls was easier.... It's just a bunch of trial and error :/ Nah, every boss has an EXTREMELY particular strategy to win.
Ramuh.Urial
Server: Ramuh
Game: FFXI
Posts: 31,068
By Ramuh.Urial 2012-08-23 13:18:05
Just kidding, I didn't play Dark Souls, that was Demon Souls. Same thing. No, Demon Souls was easier.... It's just a bunch of trial and error :/ Nah, every boss has an EXTREMELY particular strategy to win. *** that spider. Stand at the edge and spam arrows!
Sadly that's the easiest fight in that game....
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By Asura.Dameshi 2012-08-23 13:19:59
Spider boss? I have lost all interest.
Related: I regret purchasing Limbo.
Ramuh.Urial
Server: Ramuh
Game: FFXI
Posts: 31,068
By Ramuh.Urial 2012-08-23 13:21:02
Spider boss? I have lost all interest.
Related: I regret purchasing Limbo.
That's Demon Souls, IDK about in Dark Souls.
Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_kingdom_of_ni
Continuation from: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/2873/ffxiah-linkshell/732/#150486
Update: Sorry Eternaltriumph, too much has changed D: (Page 698)
Eternaltriumph said: Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
One Year Anniversary!!!Asura.Ludoggy said: Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree

Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present

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Fenrir.Scragg said: Code Rowland 29488 2007-06-24 16:06:00
Ludoggy 26597 2009-02-25 22:31:23
Flionheart 22174 2008-11-17 14:28:15
Krizz 22085 2007-06-30 15:22:38
Haseyo 20875 2009-01-12 15:55:51
Dameshi 19807 2009-02-17 10:29:14
Urial 18636 2008-02-09 01:15:03
Spence 18475 2009-05-04 11:26:27
Kalyna 15001 2010-01-21 11:40:04
Rydiya 13469 2008-05-16 05:24:33
Alyria 12656 2007-10-23 10:58:35
Tigerwoods 10807 2007-03-14 21:10:43
Enternius 10382 2007-08-10 04:14:29
Slipispsycho 10072 2008-09-05 08:56:34
Rumaha 10000 2009-02-20 13:28:03
Kojo 9060 2007-06-30 17:46:02
Sevourn 8567 2009-02-10 00:10:20
Cheyne 8527 2007-04-27 12:27:54
Mabrook 8356 2008-07-01 00:53:38
Marzbarz 7723 2010-01-10 14:12:5
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February 1st, 2012
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