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By Shiva.Spathaian 2012-05-24 10:07:40
Ashes in a...basket?
Isn't an urn usually the normal container to store ashes of the remains of lost relatives?
edit: Especially since baskets have, you know, small holes in them since they're weaved... I'm much too poor to afford any proper urn.
 Phoenix.Elspetta
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By Phoenix.Elspetta 2012-05-24 10:07:50
Thank you, your honor.
Your honor, I would like to point out that I know how hard times are for the kingdom right now. I have been doing everything in my power to help out. Creating jobs, cutting taxes, and putting a stop to outsourcing. Yes, I have been cutting taxes. You will notice in that paperwork that I have pardoned the prosecution of their remaining taxes! I am trying to help the citizens, and they blame me for all of their misfortunes! Your honor, the basket in question isn't even worth a fraction of what the prosecution still owed, yet I accept it willingly knowing that is all he can manage. Such a wise and noble King. Only a fraction of man can hope to be as magnanimous as you sire!
Quote: Are you saying it's okay for him to assassinate the king, Elspetta? Thoughts such as these are punishable by execution! Where is Sir Mosin when we need him?
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2012-05-24 10:09:03
Under King Dameshi's law, littering is a class A misdemeanor. I'm afraid you're going to have to pay a fine for those ashes. ;.; I can't win.
*grabs some leftover chinese food and walks away* Would you like to counter sue for Dame putting you in the position of being an assassin? I'll lose my job if I do that... Better to not do it. >.>; Lets just cut my losses as it appears the king isn't taking any notice of the hostage situation of a few minutes ago.
 Cerberus.Kalyna
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2012-05-24 10:09:23
Spath, still, you can use something like this
Which cost you way less, and it doesn't have any holes so your dead brother's ash won't leak out
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2012-05-24 10:11:17
Basket was free. I don't think you realize just how little my job pays... I think someone has been stealing my paychecks. <.< I'll have to check that out.
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2012-05-24 10:11:57
Under King Dameshi's law, littering is a class A misdemeanor. I'm afraid you're going to have to pay a fine for the intent of disposing of those ashes. Yes, but you forget about the amendment created after the Mobius Incident. Spreading the ashes of loved ones is excused as long as it is done in a respectful manner. In other words, dumping them on the street or in a storm drain is unacceptable unless proper evidence of that being the preferred method of dispersion for said loved one(s) is provided. According to the records in Mr and Mrs. Spath's, he is a single child and doesn't have brothers. The "brothers" also did not have a will stating their disposal of ashes. The mountain must not be overlooking a town/city populated by no more than 10 people. Wait, what about Sect?! I'M LOSING MY FAMILY LEFT AND RIGHT!!!! ;.;
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2012-05-24 10:13:15
You can find a glass bottle free out on the streets.
You can just use a beer bottle and cork it with a cut-off finger from one of your assassinated victims
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By Asura.Dameshi 2012-05-24 10:13:41
Under King Dameshi's law, littering is a class A misdemeanor. I'm afraid you're going to have to pay a fine for the intent of disposing of those ashes. Yes, but you forget about the amendment created after the Mobius Incident. Spreading the ashes of loved ones is excused as long as it is done in a respectful manner. In other words, dumping them on the street or in a storm drain is unacceptable unless proper evidence of that being the preferred method of dispersion for said loved one(s) is provided. According to the records in Mr and Mrs. Spath's, he is a single child and doesn't have brothers. The "brothers" also did not have a will stating their disposal of ashes. The mountain must not be overlooking a town/city populated by no more than 10 people. Wait, what about Sect?! I'M LOSING MY FAMILY LEFT AND RIGHT!!!! ;.; Sect has been my adopted brother for years. What are you trying to pull?
He is the... possible heir to the throne and you are trying to take that away from him? I should have you hanged for treason.
Phoenix.Elspetta
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By Phoenix.Elspetta 2012-05-24 10:14:23
Spath, still, you can use something like this
Which cost you way less, and it doesn't have any holes so your dead brother's ash won't leak out The supply of these containers is naught due to the large stock of laudanum being housed in the palace for both medicinal and "other" uses.
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2012-05-24 10:15:26
I've lost all track of my family tree... I'm just gonna sit in the corner and pretend I don't know anything again.
You can find a glass bottle free out on the streets.
You can just use a beer bottle and cork it with a cut-off finger from one of your assassinated victims What man in their right mind litters with the high fines on the anti-litter laws?!
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2012-05-24 10:16:20
Shiva.Spathaian said: What man in their right man litters with the high fines on the anti-litter laws?! Detroiters
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By Asura.Dameshi 2012-05-24 10:18:36
Basket was free. I don't think you realize just how little my job pays... I think someone has been stealing my paychecks. <.< I'll have to check that out. The pay is low, but you get free housing.
I do hope you haven't been paying for housing. If so then something is definitely wrong and I can understand why you are so upset.
The supply of these containers is naught due to the large stock of laudanum being housed in the palace for both medicinal and "other" uses. With the outbreak of the plague a few years back we cannot be too careful...
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2012-05-24 10:18:54
Shiva.Spathaian said: What man in their right man litters with the high fines on the anti-litter laws?! Detroiters It's so cold in the D.
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2012-05-24 10:19:06
Shiva.Spathaian said: What man in their right man litters with the high fines on the anti-litter laws?! Detroiters Hmm... not worth it. I'll stay in Cornlandia tyvm.
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Cerberus.Kalyna
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2012-05-24 10:21:53
Shiva.Spathaian said: What man in their right man litters with the high fines on the anti-litter laws?! Detroiters It's so cold in the D. Can. Not. Unhear.
Damn radio station played that back when.
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2012-05-24 10:22:27
Basket was free. I don't think you realize just how little my job pays... I think someone has been stealing my paychecks. <.< I'll have to check that out. The pay is low, but you get free housing.
I do hope you haven't been paying for housing. If so then something is definitely wrong and I can understand why you are so upset. I... free housing?!
I really need to be more properly informed of these things. D: Where is this free housing?
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By Bismarck.Flavin 2012-05-24 10:23:38
Yeah Zah told me Sect was our adopted son too... Am I supporting your family Dameshi? Damnit!
How has no one mentioned Yogi Bear with all the talk of picnic baskets? Outrageous!
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2012-05-24 10:23:50
This is the only family tree we have on record.
So I was lied to throughout my... childhood? D: No wonder they put a kill switch in me. I don't know what to believe anymore!
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By Bismarck.Flavin 2012-05-24 10:24:44
That family tree makes no sense...
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2012-05-24 10:27:01
Yeah, that thing is ancient.
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2012-05-24 10:27:05
I know that kid... I need to bug her on facebook now. >.>;
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By Phoenix.Elspetta 2012-05-24 10:27:14
That family tree makes no sense... There are a lot of Galka in this kingdom ...
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By Bismarck.Flavin 2012-05-24 10:28:06
So what... Luelle just spawned you all?
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2012-05-24 10:28:35
That family tree makes no sense... There are a lot of Galka in this kingdom ... Not enough noble elvaans. ;.;
Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_kingdom_of_ni
Continuation from: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/2873/ffxiah-linkshell/732/#150486
Update: Sorry Eternaltriumph, too much has changed D: (Page 698)
Eternaltriumph said: Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
One Year Anniversary!!!Asura.Ludoggy said: Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
Pics worth referencing: 
This OP is paid for and sponsored by Stiklelf
Fenrir.Scragg said: Code Rowland 29488 2007-06-24 16:06:00
Ludoggy 26597 2009-02-25 22:31:23
Flionheart 22174 2008-11-17 14:28:15
Krizz 22085 2007-06-30 15:22:38
Haseyo 20875 2009-01-12 15:55:51
Dameshi 19807 2009-02-17 10:29:14
Urial 18636 2008-02-09 01:15:03
Spence 18475 2009-05-04 11:26:27
Kalyna 15001 2010-01-21 11:40:04
Rydiya 13469 2008-05-16 05:24:33
Alyria 12656 2007-10-23 10:58:35
Tigerwoods 10807 2007-03-14 21:10:43
Enternius 10382 2007-08-10 04:14:29
Slipispsycho 10072 2008-09-05 08:56:34
Rumaha 10000 2009-02-20 13:28:03
Kojo 9060 2007-06-30 17:46:02
Sevourn 8567 2009-02-10 00:10:20
Cheyne 8527 2007-04-27 12:27:54
Mabrook 8356 2008-07-01 00:53:38
Marzbarz 7723 2010-01-10 14:12:5
Join date added, banned users filtered.
Cool stuff Scragg added: 4/20/12 Code
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