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FFXIAH Linkshell Ni
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By Asura.Dameshi 2012-05-24 09:25:12
If you change yourself, you change the future.
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2012-05-24 09:26:55
INTEREST?! These aren't taxes, they're highway robbery. D: He took your basket on the highway? It was some kind of road. Close enough.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2012-05-24 09:28:36
INTEREST?! These aren't taxes, they're highway robbery. D: He took your basket on the highway? It was some kinda of road. Close enough. Well now that's just unethical and rude.
I apologize for the inconvenience and the misconduct. As an apology, your tax balance has been reset to 0.
I'm keeping the basket though.
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2012-05-24 09:32:15
It's not stealing, Row, it's called willfully donating the basket.
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2012-05-24 09:32:39
It was some kinda of road. Close enough. wat >.>; I must be really tired for not catching that.
INTEREST?! These aren't taxes, they're highway robbery. D: He took your basket on the highway? It was some kinda of road. Close enough. Well now that's just unethical and rude.
I apologize for the inconvenience and the misconduct. As an apology, your tax balance has been reset to 0.
I'm keeping the basket though. My basket. D:
The king stole your basket? From the look of things, yes.
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By Phoenix.Elspetta 2012-05-24 09:38:54
Would the defense like to make a statement?
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By Asura.Dameshi 2012-05-24 09:42:10
If you take a look at the records...
/points to a mountain of paperwork
...you will see that we indeed did NOT steal the basket. It was taken as payment for back taxes.
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2012-05-24 09:44:43
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2012-05-24 09:51:22
It's true, your honor. I cannot even attempt to use the bathroom at work now for fear of being fired.
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By Phoenix.Elspetta 2012-05-24 09:53:11
Objection overruled ... this court finds that the prosecution needs to grow a pair! You are an assassin for godsake ... if you don't like something, do something about it!
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2012-05-24 09:55:35
Damn, I should have known that'd be used against me... Time for plan B.
*takes Meshi captive* I'M NOT GIVING UP THE KING UNTIL I GET MY BASKET! AND ROW'S LAWYERING FEES!
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2012-05-24 09:55:41
Are you saying it's okay for him to assassinate the king, Elspetta?
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By Bismarck.Cicada 2012-05-24 09:56:31
Damn, I should have known that'd be used against me... Time for plan B.
*takes Meshi captive* I'M NOT GIVING UP THE KING UNTIL I GET MY BASKET! Keep him, I'm hungry.
Picnic basket I hope >___>
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2012-05-24 09:58:40
FINE
/gives Spathaian 2 points for the basket he scored during recess
YOU HAPPY NOW?
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By Asura.Dameshi 2012-05-24 09:59:14
Thank you, your honor.
Your honor, I would like to point out that I know how hard times are for the kingdom right now. I have been doing everything in my power to help out. Creating jobs, cutting taxes, and putting a stop to outsourcing. Yes, I have been cutting taxes. You will notice in that paperwork that I have pardoned the prosecution of their remaining taxes! I am trying to help the citizens, and they blame me for all of their misfortunes! Your honor, the basket in question isn't even worth a fraction of what the prosecution still owed, yet I accept it willingly knowing that is all he can manage.
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2012-05-24 10:01:42
Damn, I should have known that'd be used against me... Time for plan B.
*takes Meshi captive* I'M NOT GIVING UP THE KING UNTIL I GET MY BASKET! Keep him, I'm hungry.
Picnic basket I hope >___> It contained the ashes of my dead brothers. ;.; Mom and Dad wouldn't give them a proper burial and I'm much too poor to afford any proper urn. I was instead going to spread them on the wind off the tallest cliff so they could see the world like they always wanted to. *tear rolls down cheek*
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By Bismarck.Cicada 2012-05-24 10:02:11
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2012-05-24 10:04:30
Ashes in a...basket?
Isn't an urn usually the normal container to store ashes of the remains of lost relatives?
edit: Especially since baskets have, you know, small holes in them since they're weaved...
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2012-05-24 10:05:11
Under King Dameshi's law, littering is a class A misdemeanor. I'm afraid you're going to have to pay a fine for those ashes. ;.; I can't win.
*grabs some leftover chinese food and walks away*
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2012-05-24 10:06:14
Ashes in a...basket?
Isn't an urn usually the normal container to store ashes of the remains of lost relatives?
edit: Especially since baskets have, you know, small holes in them since they're weaved... You can also use an empty Folger's can from Ralph's.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2012-05-24 10:07:31
Under King Dameshi's law, littering is a class A misdemeanor. I'm afraid you're going to have to pay a fine for the intent of disposing of those ashes. Yes, but you forget about the amendment created after the Mobius Incident. Spreading the ashes of loved ones is excused as long as it is done in a respectful manner. In other words, dumping them on the street or in a storm drain is unacceptable unless proper evidence of that being the preferred method of dispersion for said loved one(s) is provided.
Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_kingdom_of_ni
Continuation from: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/2873/ffxiah-linkshell/732/#150486
Update: Sorry Eternaltriumph, too much has changed D: (Page 698)
Eternaltriumph said: Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
One Year Anniversary!!!Asura.Ludoggy said: Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
Pics worth referencing: 
This OP is paid for and sponsored by Stiklelf
Fenrir.Scragg said: Code Rowland 29488 2007-06-24 16:06:00
Ludoggy 26597 2009-02-25 22:31:23
Flionheart 22174 2008-11-17 14:28:15
Krizz 22085 2007-06-30 15:22:38
Haseyo 20875 2009-01-12 15:55:51
Dameshi 19807 2009-02-17 10:29:14
Urial 18636 2008-02-09 01:15:03
Spence 18475 2009-05-04 11:26:27
Kalyna 15001 2010-01-21 11:40:04
Rydiya 13469 2008-05-16 05:24:33
Alyria 12656 2007-10-23 10:58:35
Tigerwoods 10807 2007-03-14 21:10:43
Enternius 10382 2007-08-10 04:14:29
Slipispsycho 10072 2008-09-05 08:56:34
Rumaha 10000 2009-02-20 13:28:03
Kojo 9060 2007-06-30 17:46:02
Sevourn 8567 2009-02-10 00:10:20
Cheyne 8527 2007-04-27 12:27:54
Mabrook 8356 2008-07-01 00:53:38
Marzbarz 7723 2010-01-10 14:12:5
Join date added, banned users filtered.
Cool stuff Scragg added: 4/20/12 Code
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[figlet]Figlet[/figlet]
[spoiler="Custom spoiler!"][h1]Yay[/h1][/spoiler]
[soundcloud]http://soundcloud.com/matas/hobnotropic[/soundcloud]
Will try to get to more stuff when I can. Disclaimer: Your Feelings May Get Hurt In Your Stay Here.
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