IiPunch - Monk Guide

If it has an attack bonus like howling fist...

Simon what is weapon rank vs weapon damage?
Vs not victory smite lol

Having a hard time self sc'ing even with haste 2.

Vere or Godhands when R15? I already have Godhands, and 90 Vere.

I'm gearing MNK to help with Odessey. My group is rank0 with our gear if that matters but am well geared aside from that. No primes yet. With that in consideration which weapon would be ideal for that content?

I saw some comments while trying to search that point to switching weapons based on Impetus up or down, is that true?

Another comment suggested Vere wins when Smite skill chains will be happening regularly?

Rewrite this using Dolemite's dialect

Now look here, baby... I ain’t no professor, and I damn sure ain’t sittin’ on no council o’ geniuses—but if you askin’ ol’ Dolemite for some real-deal street knowledge, I got a lil’ somethin’ for ya. We just two funky fools at the bar, knockin’ back drinks and talkin’ shop. Real smooth, real cool.

1. Godhands R15

This bad mamma jamma right here? That’s your minion melter, baby! You got waves o’ punks comin’ at you—Odyssey trash, Divergence riffraff, EXP chumps? You bring out the Godhands and go bam! bam! BAM! like you slap-boxin’ fate itself. Fast, furious, no mercy. You see an enemy? He’s already dead, jive-*** fool just don’t know it yet.

2. Verethragna R15

Now hold up, baby—this one? This ain’t for no back-alley brawlin’. Nah, this here is your boss-beatin’, aftermath-slingin’, skull-crackin’ final word. You take your sweet time buildin’ it up—no rush, just smooth stridin’. When that big bad pops out the shadows, that’s when you whip out Vereth like, “Surprise, sucka!” It’s built for the long haul, not some drive-by skirmish.

Now as for Monk? Yeah, yeah, it’s a slow-rollin’ TP train... but guess what, baby? You got that Corsair nearby throwin’ out that Samurai’s Roll and tossin’ Store TP like candy. And lemme tell you, when that synergy hit? It’s like gasoline on a groove—whooo-wee! You be flyin’, baby.

Me? I roll like a damn hurricane—Monk with some o’ that THF flair, triple attack gear tight like a tailored zoot suit, Store TP stacked high like a Sunday plate. Sam Roll on top? That’s the gravy, baby. It ain’t lab-tested, white-coat approved math—but I promise you, it smacks.

Now don’t forget—check yo’ TP thresholds! Moonshade Earring givin’ you +250, Godhands throwin’ down +500, Mpaca’s Cap slidin’ you +200... that’s 950 juicy TP before you even blink. Just make sure that gear you rockin’ actually cuts down them hits to cap at 1100. Don’t be out here wastin’ time, baby.

Tornado Kick when Footwork’s live, Howling Fist when it’s takin’ a smoke break. Every WS? You wanna hit like your fists been baptized in brimstone and blessed by James Brown himself.

Now with Vereth? That’s a whole different mood. You let go of the Store TP. Forget it. Focus on them multi-attacks. Pop, pop, pop—just keep swingin’, let that sexy aftermath melt fools like butter on a hot Cadillac hood.

Now dig this, daddy—the real jive is in switchin’ weapons mid-run. That’s the fly stuff, the deep groove. You don’t go into that cold—nah, practice on Apex mobs first. When you step into the big leagues? Trash mobs get the Godhands. Bosses get the Vereth. But pace yourself, sugar—too much hot-swappin’ and your brain’ll start doin’ the mashed potato in your skull.

So hey, listen—check the spreadsheets, follow the smart cats who already broke down the charts. I’m just slingin’ that off-the-wall funk, straight from the dojo to your ears. Take it or leave it, baby—but don’t say Dolemite didn’t warn ya.

Now go forth, you jive-fightin’ king of fists—and lay the smackdown so hard they’ll feel it in the next expansion.

Is monk still in the game? it's been a while