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Haiku - Final Fantasy!
Lakshmi.Galvaya
Server: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
Posts: 1,489
By Lakshmi.Galvaya 2012-08-22 00:47:05
Okay, so I was thinking how creative we can be, and thought of something easy for us to do if people want to join in. I was thinking we can do a Final Fantasy Haiku! Now, I wiki'd "Haiku" and saw there's all sorts of variants compared to it's original form. But, didn't want people to get out of hand. So the common American Haiku rules apply. And have to be Final Fantasy related. Doesn't matter if it's XI/XIV or not.
3 lines, 17 syllables.
Broken up as:
5
7
5
"You get there quicker
Riding on a Chocobo
But, get a butt rash"
Server: Odin
Game: FFXI
Posts: 1,925
By Odin.Sawtelle 2012-08-22 01:03:25
punch punch punch punch punch
monks lack creativity
punch punch punch punch punch
Bismarck.Axilla
Server: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 174
By Bismarck.Axilla 2012-08-22 01:05:37
"Haikus are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
Chocobo Galka"
Edit: I knew this was somewhere around here before.
VIP
Server: Siren
Game: FFXI
Posts: 14,552
By Siren.Kalilla 2012-08-22 01:17:39
I look forward to
reading good news every day,
but always falls short.
Lakshmi.Galith
Server: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
Posts: 427
By Lakshmi.Galith 2012-08-22 01:35:41
A haiku for Tanaka
the numbers are a bit off,
but look at how they balance.
Fenrir.Schutz
Server: Fenrir
Game: FFXI
Posts: 3,122
By Fenrir.Schutz 2012-08-22 01:53:45
Damn you forum search!
Know I saw this thread before...
Aha, here it is!
http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/20044/ffxi-job-haikus
Bismarck.Magnuss
Server: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 28,615
By Bismarck.Magnuss 2012-08-22 02:00:15
Red Mage, oh gawd why?
Square, why abandon this job?
You have made me sad.
Server: Ragnarok
Game: FFXI
Posts: 209
By Ragnarok.Legendarycloud 2012-08-22 02:02:52
I hate Dynamis.
Beastmasters take all the mobs.
Go die in a fire.
Lakshmi.Galvaya
Server: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
Posts: 1,489
By Lakshmi.Galvaya 2012-08-22 03:23:29
Dark knights are emo
Thats why galka play them best
Galkas have no wang
By Allyha 2012-08-22 04:06:51
Why you take my food?
How I loathe the colibri!
No more sushi left.
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Server: Sylph
Game: FFXI
Posts: 1,009
By Sylph.Mirvana 2012-08-22 16:24:20
OW! That really hurt!
Glad I had Reraise on me.
(-ga spell!) Goddammit....
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Server: Phoenix
Game: FFXI
Posts: 4,195
By Phoenix.Lillicarnage 2012-08-22 20:45:15
Sun burns my eye balls!
Wandering this strange new land,
Ran out of Crysta.
Bismarck.Rinomaru
Server: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 2,056
By Bismarck.Rinomaru 2012-08-22 22:07:55
Summoner is fun
Have naked chicks follow you
forever alone
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Phoenix.Urteil
Server: Phoenix
Game: FFXI
By Phoenix.Urteil 2012-08-22 22:14:43
I'm a sheep herder,
I'm a blorp mage for dramflams,
Bleep bloop blap shatap.
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Server: Sylph
Game: FFXI
Posts: 610
By Sylph.Washburn 2012-08-22 22:16:05
Crystal Petrifacts!
No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
No! No! No! No! No!
Lakshmi.Mineyl
Server: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
Posts: 75
By Lakshmi.Mineyl 2012-08-22 22:19:46
The weather has popped.
A hundred trials to do.
Ugh, it's gone mid-kill.
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Bahamut.Mizuharu
Server: Bahamut
Game: FFXI
Posts: 1,988
By Bahamut.Mizuharu 2012-08-22 22:42:55
Can I play Dragoon?
No? How about I play Thief?
... 'kay, Embrava time... ; ;
Ragnarok.Taereon
Server: Ragnarok
Game: FFXI
Posts: 213
By Ragnarok.Taereon 2012-08-22 22:48:59
Let's make a skill chain!
Can you open distortion?
Double Thrust can close!
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Ragnarok.Taereon
Server: Ragnarok
Game: FFXI
Posts: 213
By Ragnarok.Taereon 2012-08-22 22:51:36
Daggers attack fast
But great axe is powerful
Warrior is king.
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Bismarck.Snprphnx
Server: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 2,715
By Bismarck.Snprphnx 2012-08-22 23:26:34
Ninja job is cool
It rocks inside Abyssea
Outside no thank you
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Bismarck.Snprphnx
Server: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 2,715
By Bismarck.Snprphnx 2012-08-22 23:28:21
Still no N.M. drop
use J.P. Button it works
i get drops a lot
Server: Sylph
Game: FFXI
Posts: 1,009
By Sylph.Mirvana 2012-08-22 23:37:40
Can't solo that mob?
I'll go hop onto Dancer.
Just made it my ***.
Ragnarok.Kongming
Server: Ragnarok
Game: FFXI
Posts: 1,052
By Ragnarok.Kongming 2012-08-22 23:40:15
Logging in today,
"Hey all, let's go do something!"
Sit in Port Jeuno.
Server: Phoenix
Game: FFXI
Posts: 4,195
By Phoenix.Lillicarnage 2012-08-22 23:40:54
Pil, Do you need it?
You want to come on Dancer?
Do you have White Mage?
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Cerberus.Eugene
Server: Cerberus
Game: FFXI
Posts: 6,999
By Cerberus.Eugene 2012-08-22 23:47:25
Oh I miss camping
6 hours a day AFK
Ridill failed to drop
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Bahamut.Mizuharu
Server: Bahamut
Game: FFXI
Posts: 1,988
By Bahamut.Mizuharu 2012-08-23 00:01:26
I want a Mythic.
Which Mythic you ask? Hmm, well
Scholar to troll all.
Akvan, you suck hard.
Kaggen, you can suck a ***.
Pil? Thanks for body~<3
Did map quests in sea.
Scholar died at DRG. I
claimed. Got them their cape. :3
Server: Siren
Game: FFXI
Posts: 76
By Siren.Xenophire 2012-08-23 00:02:46
Most are these are really creative, but some of you think some words are one syllable, lol.
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Bahamut.Mizuharu
Server: Bahamut
Game: FFXI
Posts: 1,988
By Bahamut.Mizuharu 2012-08-23 00:05:51
Most are these are really creative, but some of you think some words are one syllable, lol.
Oh no, run everyone!
The Grammar Nazi is here!
Run for your lives now!
(j/k :x Did I mess up on any? And which? :o)
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Server: Siren
Game: FFXI
Posts: 76
By Siren.Xenophire 2012-08-23 00:08:03
Most are these are really creative, but some of you think some words are one syllable, lol.
Oh no, run everyone!
The Grammer Nazi is here!
Run for your lives now!
(j/k :x Did I mess up on any? And which? :o) 6
7
5
Aside from that one, no. Unless it was intentional.
And kind of need to be a grammar nazi for haikus, they follow a specific structure, lol. :/
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Okay, so I was thinking how creative we can be, and thought of something easy for us to do if people want to join in. I was thinking we can do a Final Fantasy Haiku! Now, I wiki'd "Haiku" and saw there's all sorts of variants compared to it's original form. But, didn't want people to get out of hand. So the common American Haiku rules apply. And have to be Final Fantasy related. Doesn't matter if it's XI/XIV or not.
3 lines, 17 syllables.
Broken up as:
5
7
5
"You get there quicker
Riding on a Chocobo
But, get a butt rash"
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