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Mithras
Asura.Tamoa
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By Asura.Tamoa 2011-07-30 10:23:46
Leviathan.Melisenna said: Asura.Tamoa said: Those girls disgust me. They come in the hume version too. Idk why guys fall for that stuff????
oh no. a girl who plays mithra MIGHT ACTUALLY LIKE SEX.
And a guy who falls for that... MIGHT ACTUALLY LIKE SEX.
I see how this is confusing and/or disturbing.
If you don't know what kind of females I'm referring to, you're pretty thick.
Fenrir.Uzugami
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By Fenrir.Uzugami 2011-07-30 10:24:57
Asura.Tamoa said: Leviathan.Melisenna said: Asura.Tamoa said: Those girls disgust me. They come in the hume version too. Idk why guys fall for that stuff????
oh no. a girl who plays mithra MIGHT ACTUALLY LIKE SEX.
And a guy who falls for that... MIGHT ACTUALLY LIKE SEX.
I see how this is confusing and/or disturbing.
If you don't know what kind of females I'm referring to, you're pretty thick.
That's what she said.
Sorry tam, had to be said!
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Pandemonium.Ironguy
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By Pandemonium.Ironguy 2011-07-30 10:25:44
Ramuh.Austar said: Back on topic:

Typical Mithra bazaar comment.
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Asura.Tamoa
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By Asura.Tamoa 2011-07-30 10:27:14
Fenrir.Uzugami said: Asura.Tamoa said: Leviathan.Melisenna said: Asura.Tamoa said: Those girls disgust me. They come in the hume version too. Idk why guys fall for that stuff????
oh no. a girl who plays mithra MIGHT ACTUALLY LIKE SEX.
And a guy who falls for that... MIGHT ACTUALLY LIKE SEX.
I see how this is confusing and/or disturbing.
If you don't know what kind of females I'm referring to, you're pretty thick.
That's what she said.
Sorry tam, had to be said!
Damnit I really set myself up for that one didn't I? D:
Phoenix.Sehachan
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By Phoenix.Sehachan 2011-07-30 10:27:34
Ramuh.Austar said: Back on topic:

Typical Mithra bazaar comment. Gives me an idea for a(stupid)thread.
Fenrir.Uzugami
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By Fenrir.Uzugami 2011-07-30 10:31:18
Asura.Tamoa said: Fenrir.Uzugami said: Asura.Tamoa said: Leviathan.Melisenna said: Asura.Tamoa said: Those girls disgust me. They come in the hume version too. Idk why guys fall for that stuff????
oh no. a girl who plays mithra MIGHT ACTUALLY LIKE SEX.
And a guy who falls for that... MIGHT ACTUALLY LIKE SEX.
I see how this is confusing and/or disturbing.
If you don't know what kind of females I'm referring to, you're pretty thick.
That's what she said.
Sorry tam, had to be said!
Damnit I really set myself up for that one didn't I? D: Yes, yes you did. D:
Ramuh.Austar
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By Ramuh.Austar 2011-07-30 10:36:46
Phoenix.Sehachan said: Ramuh.Austar said: Back on topic:

Typical Mithra bazaar comment. Gives me an idea for a(stupid)thread. What would that be?
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By Bahamut.Raenryong 2011-07-30 10:38:05
Phoenix.Sehachan said: Ramuh.Austar said: Back on topic:

Typical Mithra bazaar comment. Gives me an idea for a(stupid)thread.
oh god :( I laughed in pity.
Quote: You need an archive for these!
Thankfully one has already been made for me!
Ramuh.Austar
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By Ramuh.Austar 2011-07-30 10:38:40
Bahamut.Raenryong said: Phoenix.Sehachan said: Ramuh.Austar said: Back on topic:

Typical Mithra bazaar comment. Gives me an idea for a(stupid)thread.
oh god :( I laughed in pity. Funny thing is, I just saw that bazaar while reading this thread lol.
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By Bahamut.Raenryong 2011-07-30 10:43:01
this does not mean you should not be ashamed of yourself for not being a mithra though :(
a good mithra is um ...
...
purrfect :3 :3 =^.^=
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Pandemonium.Ironguy
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By Pandemonium.Ironguy 2011-07-30 10:44:28
Ramuh.Austar said: Funny thing is, I just saw that bazaar while reading this thread lol.
that was pretty much my initial assumption, which is what made it so funny to me
Phoenix.Fondue
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By Phoenix.Fondue 2011-07-30 10:44:50
click to enlarge dumbies
Ramuh.Austar
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By Ramuh.Austar 2011-07-30 10:46:30
Phoenix.Fondue said:
click to enlarge dumbies Is that the female version of "My *** in a box?"
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Pandemonium.Ironguy
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By Pandemonium.Ironguy 2011-07-30 10:49:20
it's my cat in a box
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Ramuh.Austar
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By Ramuh.Austar 2011-07-30 10:50:21
Seems like some kind of paradox, how do you put a hole in a box? Not make a hole in a box before some smart *** gives me that
Leviathan.Draylo
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By Leviathan.Draylo 2011-07-30 10:52:24
~^.^~
Odin.Liela
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By Odin.Liela 2011-07-30 11:04:19
Phoenix.Sehachan said: Ramuh.Austar said: Real women play tarutaru Real girl and mithra.
Hume: it's a fantasy game, *** hume.
Taru: hate kids.
Elvaan: milf.
Mithra: I like cats.
Not all girls are the "aww cute tawu" type.
But it's true that my first job was whm <.<
This is pretty much why I chose to play Mithra as well. Hume girls are nice, but I'm playing this game as fantasy. I don't want to pick a character that looks exactly like me.
Tarus are creepy. No offense to my tarutaru pals! But they look like evil children, they act like evil children, and when you look at one up-close, they are honestly and truly creepy.
Elvaan are just... no. I had planned to play Elvaan when I first read about the different races. I was under the (false) impression that they'd be similar to Dungeons and Dragons elves. But ffxi Elvaan are tall, awkward, lanky, run funny, and have the worst fighting posture ever. They stand straight up, it doesn't even look like they are in a fight until they take a swing. Ugh. Watching Elvaan people fight is going to annoy the hell out of me until the day they shut the servers down.
So that left Mithra. I prefer dogs to cats, in fact I don't tend to even like housecats. But I do like big cats such as tigers. The tail looks like a piece of limp, flesh-colored spaghetti, but oh well. I have a brown-haired model, not white. I don't meow or purr or hiss, and only one person in this game was ever allowed to refer to me as 'Cat' and he quit. I do come with a hume, but we are married in real life, not in the game, and we don't afk sitting on top of each other anywhere, much less in crowded areas. Usually he afks in his mog house and I afk in mine.
And no, I don't know everything about the game and I'm not the 100% best person ever at any of my jobs, but I hope I don't 'suck ***' just for being a girl. <.<
It's unfortunate that a lot of that is true for a lot of Mithras that I do know, though. But if you are going to be racist against Mithras, you have to look at the other races too. I've never gotten to know an Elvaan female who wasn't a complete nut job. A lot of the hume females I know are incredibly bossy or bitchy. Tarutaru girls tend to have a predisposition to be either crabby or flirtatious. In fact, the only girl I ever knew who would /em flash people her boobs was a taru. Tarus don't even have any boobs. >.>
Phoenix.Sehachan
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By Phoenix.Sehachan 2011-07-30 11:07:05
Taru have such big heads.
Ramuh.Austar
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By Ramuh.Austar 2011-07-30 11:07:40
Quote: They stand straight up, it doesn't even look like they are in a fight until they take a swing. I think they look pretty nice when using H2H.
Quote: Tarutaru girls tend to have a predisposition to be either crabby Guilty.
Fenrir.Vazerus
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By Fenrir.Vazerus 2011-07-30 11:09:26
Elvaan male.... check
With a Mithra.... check
6a Mithra model.... uncheck
She leveled whm.... check
She's bad at the game.... uncheck
3/5 D: lol
I have seen some of the Mithras (and hume f) described in that blog though, and it's kind of funny. You know, that Mithra who leveled whm and says stuff like "Holy kitten power, heal their wounds!" in their cure macro, doesn't switch gear ever, wears Nashira Manteel, etc.
Pandemonium.Ironguy
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By Pandemonium.Ironguy 2011-07-30 11:09:28
Odin.Liela said: A lot of the hume females I know are incredibly bossy or bitchy.
yeah, there's these two hume wimminz i know, tamface and kryshface, and like WOAH, OH MY GOD they are INCREDIBLY bossy
like for real, you may as well castrate me, because my *** is permanently flaccid from being so traumatized by how demanding and over-the-top they are
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Phoenix.Sehachan
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By Phoenix.Sehachan 2011-07-30 11:11:16
Quote: 'Fenrir.Vazerus'You know, that Mithra who leveled whm and says stuff like "Holy kitten power, heal their wounds!" in their cure macro I JUST STARTED PLAYING AT THAT TIME, OKAY?!
My macros didn't have kitties involved though! <.<
Ramuh.Austar
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By Ramuh.Austar 2011-07-30 11:12:35
Guys have worse macros. "Ultimate Ninjutsu: Utsusemi Ichi"
And you gotta see that ***like 14 times because they can't time their shadows.
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Pandemonium.Ironguy
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By Pandemonium.Ironguy 2011-07-30 11:12:42
Phoenix.Sehachan said: My macros didn't have kitties involved though! <.<
i believe you
Phoenix.Sehachan
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By Phoenix.Sehachan 2011-07-30 11:13:59
Ramuh.Austar said: Guys have worse macros. "Ultimate Ninjutsu: Utsusemi Ichi"
And you gotta see that ***like 14 times because they can't time their shadows. This is my {Last Resort}...
You'll be consumed by my darkness! AHAHAHAHA!!!
Carbuncle, I chose you!
Classics.
Fenrir.Vazerus
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By Fenrir.Vazerus 2011-07-30 11:14:58
Phoenix.Sehachan said: Quote: 'Fenrir.Vazerus'You know, that Mithra who leveled whm and says stuff like "Holy kitten power, heal their wounds!" in their cure macro I JUST STARTED PLAYING AT THAT TIME, OKAY?!
My macros didn't have kitties involved though! <.< The whm i described was obsessed with kitten this and kitten that, ALL of her macros had some sort of reference to "kitten power", "holy kittens", etc. It was reeeeally upsetting during events.
-edit- Yeah, I've seen my fair share of guys with silly macros too. I saw a 90mnk recently with a boost macro, but I think he was doing that on purpose to be annoying .-.
Asura.Tamoa
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By Asura.Tamoa 2011-07-30 11:17:12
Pandemonium.Ironguy said: Odin.Liela said: A lot of the hume females I know are incredibly bossy or bitchy.
yeah, there's these two hume wimminz i know, tamface and kryshface, and like WOAH, OH MY GOD they are INCREDIBLY bossy
like for real, you may as well castrate me, because my *** is permanently flaccid from being so traumatized by how demanding and over-the-top they are
HEY YOU GET BACK INTO THE KITCHEN THIS VERY SECOND!!
..owait...
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Pandemonium.Ironguy
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By Pandemonium.Ironguy 2011-07-30 11:17:22
ultimateboostmacro.jpg
Asura.Tamoa said: HEY YOU GET BACK INTO THE KITCHEN THIS VERY SECOND!!
YES MI'LADY ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
I found this rare gem, not my work:
http://lolffxi.blogspot.com/
Enjoy.
I know I did.
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