DEAR SQUIRE INEX:
DEM OTHER DAYS YO I WAS LOOIK FOR A PARDEH & TO MAH BIG OLE SURPRISES I GOT A PARDEH (YO THAT WASNT THE SURPRISES!) THIS PARDEH WAS NOT LIKE ANY ORRRRRRRRRRRRDINARY PARDEH LIKE GOOD OLE DERFIE MADE LIKE IN MAH HOME MOVEHS (BTW CHECK TOSE OUTS BRODER DEY REALLY KOOL ^^b) ANYWAY! WITH PERMISSON FROM MY BRODER JERRIK HERE AND I QUOTE THIS HER RIGHT NOW "PAGE BURN PARDEH DO YA NEED IT?!"
HOKAY SO AIN'T I NEVER CLAIM I AM THE SMARIEST GALKER IN THE DRAWAR... JUST THE MOST BUFFNESS AND GOOD LOOK'N BUT WHY ARE WE BURNIN PAGES FOR EXPARIENCES!!!! I AM CONFUZZLED! SO PLEASE SQAUIRE ENIX.... DONT BURN PAGES CUZ TATS DAMAGNIN THE OZONE! YO
SINCERELY, DERFTHEGALKA AKA DERFYCLAUSE.
SUGGESTIUN FOR SQUIRE INEX
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SUGGESTIUN FOR SQUIRE INEX
Seems like you burned a little too much of something.
Somehow, my ears hurt while reading that.
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I think his name was meant to be "Derp-thegalka"
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YEAH SO I WAS A BIT SUSPSIOUS AND ACCEPTED THAT INVITERS AND OAH! IT WAS A BIGGGGGGGGG PARDEH!! MUSTBEEENS LIKE 50 PEOOPLES THAR BUT 1 BOOK O_______O <~ I LOOK AT THAT BOOK YO THINKIN SQ MUST BE OUT OF THER DANG OLE MINDS! WUT WE SUPPOSE TO DOE READ OURSELVES TO ABISSEE OR WUTS!
SOOOOOOOO I SUGGES THIS TO MAH PARDEH," YO BRODERS SQUIRE INIX DONE FOOLED US YO SO LETS GET MAH KAZZIES AND KICK IT UP IN HER KAZZAMIES THEN DEY MUSTA HIT THE DISBAND BUTTON ON ACCDENT AND I WAS OUT OF PARDEH BUT DON'T WORRY I GOT DIS!!
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Derf... Please marry me.
WOAAAH WWOOAAHH WOAAAAH AND WOOOAAAAHH BRODERS ONE AT A TIMES ONE AT A TIMEES!! I NOES I AM SMEXY AND A KICK *** WARRUR WITH A MIGHTEH BIG AXE BUT Y'ALL GOTTA UNDSANDERS TAT MAH I CANT HAVE NO MOAR THAN 1 WUFE AND FUVE OR SYX MISTRESSES AT ANY ONE TIME YO!
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I'm fairly sure that Derf is Jaerik's mutated twin <.< Still gotta love the Derf though :D
Cerberus.Liandaru said: I'm fairly sure that Derf is Jaerik's mutated twin <.< Still gotta love the Derf though :D HARRHURR!!! BRODERR JAERICKO MAH BROTHA BUT FROM A DIFFANTE MOMMA AND DADDEH!O___o
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Cerberus.Liandaru said: I'm fairly sure that Derf is Jaerik's mutated twin <.< Still gotta love the Derf though :D
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Derfthegalka said: WOAAAH WWOOAAHH WOAAAAH AND WOOOAAAAHH BRODERS ONE AT A TIMES ONE AT A TIMEES!! I NOES I AM SMEXY AND A KICK *** WARRUR WITH A MIGHTEH BIG AXE BUT Y'ALL GOTTA UNDSANDERS TAT MAH I CANT HAVE NO MOAR THAN 1 WUFE AND FUVE OR SYX MISTRESSES AT ANY ONE TIME YO! Derf, you're the smartest, bestest Galka ever. Don't let the humes tell you otherwise. <3
But not best dressed. I saw a Smexy galka in full af doing /dance3 it defintely proc'd me red.
Derfthegalka said: Leviathan.Dreamx said: Derf... Please marry me.  Shiva.Cybermario said: Derfthegalka said: Leviathan.Dreamx said: Derf... Please marry me. Shiva.Johneblaze said: Shiva.Cybermario said: Derfthegalka said: Leviathan.Dreamx said: Derf... Please marry me.  I See the Hoff....and it burns!!!!!
Shiva.Johneblaze said: But not best dressed. I saw a Smexy galka in full af doing /dance3 it defintely proc'd me red. YOOOO WHO SAID WE NEED CLOHTES TO SHOW OFF OUR SMEXYNESS??! 
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This is what you dont wanna see if you end up in jail from a GM ^^
WELLLLLLS YO HAPPEN TOBE IN A JAIL WITH ONE OF EMS GMS FELLERS & I TELL YA WUT I WAS WEARING MEH SANTA OUTFITTERS ON AND BRODER TOUCHED MY BUTT!!!! YEEEP I AINT KIDDIN Y'ALL TOUCHED IT AND I DONE PUNCH HIS LIGHTS OUT DERFY KICK'N *** STYLE YO!! MY BUTT MIGHT BE HUGE AND GRABBABLE LIKE BIG OLE SQUISSHY GUMMEH BEAR BUTS I AM MARRIED AND MY JOLLY BUTT BELONG TO THE WUFEY ! O__________O
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Out of curiosity, I wanna see a screenshot of Derf jailed and the convo between him and the GM.
Also, page burns are like mini-abyssea parties Cerberus.Kalyna said: Out of curiosity, I wanna see a screenshot of Derf jailed and the convo between him and the GM. Also, page burns are like mini-abyssea parties WELLL MY BRODEERS FOUND EMS LIKE ON THAT OTHER PLACE... KILLINGTARDS I THINK ITS CALLED BUT I''LL DONE ATTACEH EMS ! BUT MAN MINI-ABBSIEEE?! O________O MAH DANG OLE LAWD WHY HASNT ANYONEBODIE TOLD MEH THIS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD EXPERIANCES CUZ I GEST DECLINES 'NOTHER ONE EM PAIGE-BURNINS PARDEHS TRYING TO SAVES THE ENIVORNMINTS!!!! T__________________T      
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lol that was hilarous but where is the booty grabbin!!!
I SWEAR I'M GOING TO FIND YOU DERF AND WHEN I DO I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU A MAN!! (ARE YOU ALONE?)(ELVAAN)(LONGSWORD)(DO YOU NEED IT?) (MEAT)(JERKIN)(LONG TIME)(YES PLEASE!) When are you going to be on so I can shoot the poop (Sh*t) with ya BROODeR!! You should start doing Upper and Lower case letter to make it even harder to understand you CaUse DiS WAyETH MAk YU REaLlE HARDetH TU ReED BrOOdER!!! STuPETH WooRK CUmpOTER NoT SHoWITH Yo PiXTURE JUdAinE YO!!
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