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By Asura.Chuuuuu 2013-04-09 19:41:55
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2013-04-09 20:01:19
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Oh, Craigslist...SMH.
Quote: Seeking Robb Stark Look-alike from GoT - w4m - 25 (New Orleans)
I am an avid fan of George R. R. Martin's series Game of Thrones (both the books and the show). I have recently purchased a replica of the Iron Throne as seen in the television show, and need a partner to play out an elaborate fanatsy.
In my fantasy, I am Daenerys Stormborn Targaryen, Mother of Dragons, and Rightful Heir to the Iron Throne and the Seven Kingdoms. After crossing the Narrow Sea and defeating the forces of Westeros, it is within my power and right to slay all of those who betrayed my family and denied me my rightful place for so many years. The most vile enemies of house Targaryen, House Stark and House Baratheon must pay the highest price. All of those who fought against the Mother of Dragons are slain - all except one. When I come to Robb Stark, out eyes lock and something moves inside of me. I realize I need to have him, want him, and I can tell he is thinking the same. I order my guards to throw him in the dungeon and later that night, I have him brought to me, in the throne room. There, on the Iron Throne I've so recently won, I make wild and passionate love with him, repeatedly.
Please only respond to this post if you look like Robb Stark! I would appreciate pictures, but please, no names. In order to stay as true to the fantasy as possible, I ONLY want you to refer to yourself as Robb Stark. You will need to provide your own clothing. Please keep in mind that you will have recently participated in a battle and been thrown in a dungeon, so you will not be wearing your nicest furs.
I'm looking for a Stark in the streets but a wildling in the sheets.
Cerberus.Eugene
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By Cerberus.Eugene 2013-04-09 20:17:15
She obviously didn't read the books, I really shouldn't be spoilering (it's almost 13 years old news) that but I'm a nice guy; for you people who will only watch the show.
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By Asura.Escorian 2013-04-09 20:34:04
She obviously didn't read the books, I really shouldn't be spoilering (it's almost 13 years old news) that but I'm a nice guy; for you people who will only watch the show. I read the books xD
By Zenaku14 2013-04-09 21:33:51
She obviously didn't read the books, I really shouldn't be spoilering (it's almost 13 years old news) that but I'm a nice guy; for you people who will only watch the show.
Seeing how Robb does not even get much lines or show time in the show i guess i don't really mind that much :)
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By Bahamut.Nixak 2013-04-09 23:19:43
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By Kujata.Daus 2013-04-09 23:46:07
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Oh, Craigslist...SMH.
Quote: Seeking Robb Stark Look-alike from GoT - w4m - 25 (New Orleans)
I am an avid fan of George R. R. Martin's series Game of Thrones (both the books and the show). I have recently purchased a replica of the Iron Throne as seen in the television show, and need a partner to play out an elaborate fanatsy.
In my fantasy, I am Daenerys Stormborn Targaryen, Mother of Dragons, and Rightful Heir to the Iron Throne and the Seven Kingdoms. After crossing the Narrow Sea and defeating the forces of Westeros, it is within my power and right to slay all of those who betrayed my family and denied me my rightful place for so many years. The most vile enemies of house Targaryen, House Stark and House Baratheon must pay the highest price. All of those who fought against the Mother of Dragons are slain - all except one. When I come to Robb Stark, out eyes lock and something moves inside of me. I realize I need to have him, want him, and I can tell he is thinking the same. I order my guards to throw him in the dungeon and later that night, I have him brought to me, in the throne room. There, on the Iron Throne I've so recently won, I make wild and passionate love with him, repeatedly.
Please only respond to this post if you look like Robb Stark! I would appreciate pictures, but please, no names. In order to stay as true to the fantasy as possible, I ONLY want you to refer to yourself as Robb Stark. You will need to provide your own clothing. Please keep in mind that you will have recently participated in a battle and been thrown in a dungeon, so you will not be wearing your nicest furs.
I'm looking for a Stark in the streets but a wildling in the sheets.
Bismarck.Magnuss
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2013-04-09 23:48:06
By Quiznor 2013-04-09 23:51:48
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Oh, Craigslist...SMH.
Quote: Seeking Robb Stark Look-alike from GoT - w4m - 25 (New Orleans)
I am an avid fan of George R. R. Martin's series Game of Thrones (both the books and the show). I have recently purchased a replica of the Iron Throne as seen in the television show, and need a partner to play out an elaborate fanatsy.
In my fantasy, I am Daenerys Stormborn Targaryen, Mother of Dragons, and Rightful Heir to the Iron Throne and the Seven Kingdoms. After crossing the Narrow Sea and defeating the forces of Westeros, it is within my power and right to slay all of those who betrayed my family and denied me my rightful place for so many years. The most vile enemies of house Targaryen, House Stark and House Baratheon must pay the highest price. All of those who fought against the Mother of Dragons are slain - all except one. When I come to Robb Stark, out eyes lock and something moves inside of me. I realize I need to have him, want him, and I can tell he is thinking the same. I order my guards to throw him in the dungeon and later that night, I have him brought to me, in the throne room. There, on the Iron Throne I've so recently won, I make wild and passionate love with him, repeatedly.
Please only respond to this post if you look like Robb Stark! I would appreciate pictures, but please, no names. In order to stay as true to the fantasy as possible, I ONLY want you to refer to yourself as Robb Stark. You will need to provide your own clothing. Please keep in mind that you will have recently participated in a battle and been thrown in a dungeon, so you will not be wearing your nicest furs.
I'm looking for a Stark in the streets but a wildling in the sheets.
If she looked like Daenerys then hell *** yeah
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Fenrir.Mesic
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By Fenrir.Mesic 2013-04-10 00:20:40
By Quiznor 2013-04-10 00:27:58
I dont get that last picture @ mes
edit: oh wait,is that a *** doritos bag? lol
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Fenrir.Mesic
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By Fenrir.Mesic 2013-04-10 00:31:36
I dont get that last picture @ mes
edit: oh wait,is that a *** doritos bag? lol
cool ranch, i haven't heard of the flavor you mention
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By Bahamut.Baconwrap 2013-04-10 02:36:48
By Artemicion 2013-04-10 06:20:17
If you haven't seen Inglorious Basterds, then shame on you!
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By Quetzalcoatl.Moonsshadow 2013-04-10 08:16:15
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By Shiva.Arana 2013-04-10 09:59:55
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By Lakshmi.Cesil 2013-04-10 10:04:07
If you haven't seen Inglorious Basterds, then shame on you!
LOL omg I love this! hahaha I always go around saying this :D
contributing haha
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By Phoenix.Darkzeru 2013-04-10 10:56:25
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By Valefor.Esdain 2013-04-10 17:04:12
RIP Ebert.
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Bismarck.Bloodrose
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By Bismarck.Bloodrose 2013-04-10 18:11:19
They should have Ralph Macchio play the next old man in the next Karate Kid movie and use actual karate, instead of Kung Fu.
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By Gilgamesh.Rwgun 2013-04-10 18:24:15
Bismarck.Bloodrose said: »They should have Ralph Macchio play the next old man in the next Karate Kid movie and use actual karate, instead of Kung Fu.
Except if you're trying to entertain audiences with cool martial arts moves, why would you show karate?
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By Asura.Vyre 2013-04-10 18:31:05
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Bahamut.Nixak
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By Artemicion 2013-04-11 06:28:33
Sailor Venus de Milo
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Quetzalcoatl.Moonsshadow
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By Quetzalcoatl.Moonsshadow 2013-04-11 09:26:36
Due to the new forum rules, the old thread is being nuked. It's over 900 pages long, and there are numerous offending posts in it. And by numerous, I mean probably at LEAST one per page. Not including quotes.
Take the time to read through the below forum rules if you already have not. Remember, intentionally bypassing the profanity filter is not allowed.
Forum.Rules said: We are implementing a global profanity filter for all users under 13, and for users not logged in. As we no longer ask for birthdays at registration, this means it will apply to all new users as well. (You can no longer verify your age, and the profanity filter option has not been added to account options yet.)
- Slurs based on race, ethnicity, sexual orientation, or similar protected statuses are not permitted, even in jest, or even by members of the same group.
- All sexual content now falls under "American network television" rules. While this naturally involves a certain gray area, if you won't see it on standard television (not cable), don't post it. (If you're not sure, don't post it.)
- Overly hostile and repeat attacks against a given user which would normally fall under harassment policies in-game will no longer be allowed.
- Posting any personal real-life identifiable information or images about a particular user without their permission is not allowed, unless they have previously posted it here.
- Player Warnings are no longer permitted. (This includes posting it in an already existing thread.)
- Do not link to or advertise external sites for blatant 3rd party hacks and tools that would probably get you immediately banned from FFXI/XIV. Guildwork Client and Windower are ok.
- These policies apply to all sections of the site: forum, item and player comments, screenshots, avatars, etc. Images violating any of the above rules will be removed if discovered by an admin or mod.
I will lock the other thread for now to give users time to save their favorites. It will be trashed this afternoon or tomorrow.
Edit: Do not expect a moderator to take the time to edit your post to remove a single image bypassing the profanity filter. If that is done, it is as a courtesy, not a requirement. If you are derailing or attacking someone, you risk your post being deleted regardless of including a picture in it.
Those that bypass the profanity filter risk being topicbanned. There is a profanity list. If you can't take the time to read it, then don't post images.
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