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 Ifrit.Kungfuhustle
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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2011-03-29 21:29:03
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BBB is the perfect example of what was prized in a man back in the pre-historic times till about the early '60s. A strong brute with enough force to hunt for food as well as protect his family.

These days, with the whole "man-scaping" and metrosexual *** walking around, the typical man of today is prized more for his cleanliness and appearance.

While women have always been prized for their looks.
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By Ifrit.Bloodbathboy 2011-03-29 21:50:21
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Metro is close to homo. No thanks. I am clean cut. But guys you need to draw a line.
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By Sylph.Tigerwoods 2011-03-29 21:52:49
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Nothing says BBB can't be clean!

Plus, I bet he can power clean a ***, lol
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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2011-03-29 21:56:03
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Ifrit.Bloodbathboy said:
Metro is close to homo. No thanks. I am clean cut. But guys you need to draw a line.
I draw the line at man scaping, greased up hair, and manicure/pedicures. Of course, simple hygeine practices like showering, shaving, washing my balls, and smelling good is perfectly fine.
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By Sylph.Tigerwoods 2011-03-29 21:59:54
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Ifrit.Kungfuhustle said:
Ifrit.Bloodbathboy said:
Metro is close to homo. No thanks. I am clean cut. But guys you need to draw a line.
washing my balls,
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By Carbuncle.Mythikah 2011-03-29 23:12:06
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Ifrit.Kungfuhustle said:
pe-people tend to believe that relationships are complicated, but they're not. The objective of the game is simple, please your partner. The only problem to with that is that women are "impossible" to please.

There are magazines with people who are dedicated to figuring out the ultimate question... What do women REALLY want?

Men are simple. We want food, sex, sports, alcohol, and sleep. Maybe every once in awhile, a soothing full body massage will help (with a happy ending of course).

women, are as complicated with their wants as a Chinese man trying to order food at the local Church's Chicken. Case in point...
My head hurts every time I try to think of this. And ***, I dont even know why I made this post, Im just bored :D

Hehe, you are very silly if you think women are different from men in wanting food, sex, sports, alcohol and sleep. It's not like they're some strange species or something :P. Though personally, I'm not a big fan of sports, more like video games (well durr I'm on an mmorpg board).
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By Sylph.Tigerwoods 2011-03-29 23:13:37
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I *** hate sports lol.

Sports, to me, are like videogames. If I get out and play them, I can have fun, but to watch other people play them is like camping fafnir and not trying to claim, but going just to watch others fight him.
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By Carbuncle.Mythikah 2011-03-29 23:18:46
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Sylph.Tigerwoods said:
I *** hate sports lol.

Sports, to me, are like videogames. If I get out and play them, I can have fun, but to watch other people play them is like camping fafnir and not trying to claim, but going just to watch others fight him.


Exactly. I love playing them (as long as people aren't assfaces and pass me the freaking ball for once) but watching them is utter torture.
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By Bahamut.Dasva 2011-03-29 23:19:00
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Carbuncle.Mythikah said:
Hehe, you are very silly if you think women are different from men in wanting food, sex, sports, alcohol and sleep. It's not like they're some strange species or something :P. Though personally, I'm not a big fan of sports, more like video games (well durr I'm on an mmorpg board).
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By Carbuncle.Mythikah 2011-03-29 23:22:51
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Bahamut.Dasva said:
Carbuncle.Mythikah said:
Hehe, you are very silly if you think women are different from men in wanting food, sex, sports, alcohol and sleep. It's not like they're some strange species or something :P. Though personally, I'm not a big fan of sports, more like video games (well durr I'm on an mmorpg board).

Well yeah, guys are strangely desperate so why should she settle for those guys if she can find someone else? I mean, switch the two guys with two fat girls and the guy would be like "eww disgusting".
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By Bahamut.Dasva 2011-03-29 23:25:13
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Carbuncle.Mythikah said:
Bahamut.Dasva said:
Carbuncle.Mythikah said:
Hehe, you are very silly if you think women are different from men in wanting food, sex, sports, alcohol and sleep. It's not like they're some strange species or something :P. Though personally, I'm not a big fan of sports, more like video games (well durr I'm on an mmorpg board).
Well yeah, guys are strangely desperate so why should she settle for those guys if she can find someone else? I mean, switch the two guys with two fat girls and the guy would be like "eww disgusting".
Once again I think you've been misinformed
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By Leviathan.Novax 2011-03-29 23:27:04
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Bahamut.Dasva said:
Carbuncle.Mythikah said:
Bahamut.Dasva said:
Carbuncle.Mythikah said:
Hehe, you are very silly if you think women are different from men in wanting food, sex, sports, alcohol and sleep. It's not like they're some strange species or something :P. Though personally, I'm not a big fan of sports, more like video games (well durr I'm on an mmorpg board).
Well yeah, guys are strangely desperate so why should she settle for those guys if she can find someone else? I mean, switch the two guys with two fat girls and the guy would be like "eww disgusting".
Once again I think you've been misinformed

That's clearly Pauly and Vinny from jersey shore.
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By Carbuncle.Mythikah 2011-03-29 23:29:51
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Bahamut.Dasva said:
Carbuncle.Mythikah said:
Bahamut.Dasva said:
Carbuncle.Mythikah said:
Hehe, you are very silly if you think women are different from men in wanting food, sex, sports, alcohol and sleep. It's not like they're some strange species or something :P. Though personally, I'm not a big fan of sports, more like video games (well durr I'm on an mmorpg board).
Well yeah, guys are strangely desperate so why should she settle for those guys if she can find someone else? I mean, switch the two guys with two fat girls and the guy would be like "eww disgusting".
Once again I think you've been misinformed

How so? :P
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By Bahamut.Lolserj 2011-03-29 23:36:11
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Carbuncle.Mythikah said:
Bahamut.Dasva said:
Carbuncle.Mythikah said:
Bahamut.Dasva said:
Carbuncle.Mythikah said:
Hehe, you are very silly if you think women are different from men in wanting food, sex, sports, alcohol and sleep. It's not like they're some strange species or something :P. Though personally, I'm not a big fan of sports, more like video games (well durr I'm on an mmorpg board).
Well yeah, guys are strangely desperate so why should she settle for those guys if she can find someone else? I mean, switch the two guys with two fat girls and the guy would be like "eww disgusting".
Once again I think you've been misinformed

How so? :P

they dont have to be desperate to think about sex
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By Bahamut.Dasva 2011-03-29 23:39:24
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Carbuncle.Mythikah said:
Bahamut.Dasva said:
Carbuncle.Mythikah said:
Bahamut.Dasva said:
Carbuncle.Mythikah said:
Hehe, you are very silly if you think women are different from men in wanting food, sex, sports, alcohol and sleep. It's not like they're some strange species or something :P. Though personally, I'm not a big fan of sports, more like video games (well durr I'm on an mmorpg board).
Well yeah, guys are strangely desperate so why should she settle for those guys if she can find someone else? I mean, switch the two guys with two fat girls and the guy would be like "eww disgusting".
Once again I think you've been misinformed
How so? :P
You haven't seen my exes :)
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By Carbuncle.Mythikah 2011-03-29 23:42:08
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Bahamut.Lolserj said:
Carbuncle.Mythikah said:
Bahamut.Dasva said:
Carbuncle.Mythikah said:
Bahamut.Dasva said:
Carbuncle.Mythikah said:
Hehe, you are very silly if you think women are different from men in wanting food, sex, sports, alcohol and sleep. It's not like they're some strange species or something :P. Though personally, I'm not a big fan of sports, more like video games (well durr I'm on an mmorpg board).
Well yeah, guys are strangely desperate so why should she settle for those guys if she can find someone else? I mean, switch the two guys with two fat girls and the guy would be like "eww disgusting".
Once again I think you've been misinformed

How so? :P

they dont have to be desperate to think about sex

Well in the end, if she went around screwing random people she'd have an awful label and and guys wouldn't want to go near her anymore. However, the boys would be praised if they went around like. Doesn't mean the girl wants sex any less O.o
 
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By Carbuncle.Mythikah 2011-03-29 23:45:47
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My last year of highschool some freshman got a hotdog stuck in her pussy in the lunch room and had to go to the nurse to get it out. It was even sweeter when the guy I harassed in a nutrition class for being an idiot dated her. You know, the average person who has no idea about general knowledge and will tell you the war of 1812 had to do with plumbers and are unable to actually draw a swastika in a dozen attempts.

lol what?
 
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By Carbuncle.Mythikah 2011-03-29 23:52:12
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Pandemonium.Spicyryan said:
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My last year of highschool some freshman got a hotdog stuck in her pussy in the lunch room and had to go to the nurse to get it out. It was even sweeter when the guy I harassed in a nutrition class for being an idiot dated her. You know, the average person who has no idea about general knowledge and will tell you the war of 1812 had to do with plumbers and are unable to actually draw a swastika in a dozen attempts.

lol what?

What the ugly chick with the hotdog stuck in her pussy part?

The white Puerto Rican I made harassed by asking general education questions they got wrong part?

or

The War of 1812 has to do with plumbers and being unable to draw a swastika in twelve attempts part?

Just wondering if this has to do with anything in particular O.o Or if you're just throwing random thing out there.
 
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By Bahamut.Dasva 2011-03-29 23:53:05
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Carbuncle.Mythikah said:
Well in the end, if she went around screwing random people she'd have an awful label and and guys wouldn't want to go near her anymore. However, the boys would be praised if they went around like. Doesn't mean the girl wants sex any less O.o
Yean no guy wants a ***... I'm not sure where you are getting your info but yeah. I once knew a girl who slept around with everyone just ask outloud who wants to be *** buddies. 80% of the guys volunteered.

And yes not acting like you don't want sex as much is the same thing as not actually liking it as much.
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By Ramuh.Vinvv 2011-03-30 00:10:12
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Carbuncle.Mythikah said:
Ifrit.Kungfuhustle said:
pe-people tend to believe that relationships are complicated, but they're not. The objective of the game is simple, please your partner. The only problem to with that is that women are "impossible" to please.

There are magazines with people who are dedicated to figuring out the ultimate question... What do women REALLY want?

Men are simple. We want food, sex, sports, alcohol, and sleep. Maybe every once in awhile, a soothing full body massage will help (with a happy ending of course).

women, are as complicated with their wants as a Chinese man trying to order food at the local Church's Chicken. Case in point...
My head hurts every time I try to think of this. And ***, I dont even know why I made this post, Im just bored :D

Hehe, you are very silly if you think women are different from men in wanting food, sex, sports, alcohol and sleep. It's not like they're some strange species or something :P. Though personally, I'm not a big fan of sports, more like video games (well durr I'm on an mmorpg board).
KFH just said sports because he was quoting something else pretty much verbatim.
if only life played out exactly like these comedy acts lol.
it's an old trick, bait and switch.
provide both truthful and then more opinion driven concepts.
but that's how a bit goes, sexism still makes money and it still will make money.

you can bottle up humanity in concepts such as beer, sex, and other leisure activities like whom KFH was trying to portray, but I dunno...our circulatory system is pretty complicated.
life is both simple and complicated anyway.
depends on how you look at things lol.

this latter part wasn't really directed at you specifically, it's just one of my typical stoner rants.
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By Asura.Chuuuuu 2011-03-30 09:46:05
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i forgot how much i hate the dating games that happen lol sooooo annoying lol and if you say ur gunna call someone you better do it >o /rage
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By Asura.Chuuuuu 2011-03-30 09:49:06
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Ramuh.Rowland said:
I hate talking on the phone so I'd never say that. If anything I'd text.

But I assume people don't want to act like they're too desperate/annoying so they try to wait. Otherwise they might come off as too forward or creepy.
yeah im waiting too but then he stops replying to texts randomly lol i hate that cant do too much or else lol how do u expect me to get attached to someone lol we talk on the phone fine but he offered so sweetly then didnt do it. the ***
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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2011-03-30 09:49:07
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Ramuh.Vinvv said:
bait and switch, the *** are we in a fishery?!

Besides, I bet if you walk up to any girl, even ones you know, and follow what the cartoon above says, it will end the same way. My life is simple, I like it that way :)
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By Ramuh.Vinvv 2011-03-30 12:19:21
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Ifrit.Kungfuhustle said:
Ramuh.Vinvv said:
bait and switch, the *** are we in a fishery?!

Besides, I bet if you walk up to any girl, even ones you know, and follow what the cartoon above says, it will end the same way. My life is simple, I like it that way :)
I'm just saying ***'s not as simple or as complicated as we make it seem at any given moment.
It can go either way, as they say in xi, ***'s situational.
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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2011-03-30 12:26:44
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Ramuh.Vinvv said:
Ifrit.Kungfuhustle said:
Ramuh.Vinvv said:
bait and switch, the *** are we in a fishery?!

Besides, I bet if you walk up to any girl, even ones you know, and follow what the cartoon above says, it will end the same way. My life is simple, I like it that way :)
I'm just saying ***'s not as simple or as complicated as we make it seem at any given moment.
It can go either way, as they say in xi, ***'s situational.
/nod
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