Romantically Frustrated?

yes BBB ripped my *** to shreds

And still going, lol!! :)

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i lol'd

You think they refer to them when they see them?
I prefer to use the word ***.

and I use *** as a verb, nor do I think the guys who you say are "surprised" they don't have dates are all that "surprised" that they don't have dates.

I could call a chick a *** to her face and still end up getting with her back in the day, I bet I still could today, but I don't have the "I'm a roman god with my 6 pack, trendy clothes, hair, and tastes" like I did back in the day(about less than 3 years ago to be precise)
I still am egotistical, but it's more an ego of self rather than ego of what I currently am repping.
Drugs turned my world upside-down, flipped the script so to speak on how I considered treating my fellow (wo)man in a ways, which eventually boiled down to the mellow or not so mellow vinvv you see here today.

lolcunt

I dated a girl once who was a complete psycho. I mean, she would threaten me on a daily basis to snip my nuts off and boil them for stew. I dealt with this raging, hormonal psychopath for one reason, her vagina oozed nectar from the Heaven itself.

Good times till the *** actually tried to snip my nuts off, then I had to run for the hills (cz I dont hit girls, even crazy ones).

you wouldnt knock her out if she had a knife to them? O_o

I would disarm her and maybe in the process make her "accidentally" knock her face repeatedly into the floor, but I still wouldnt hit her.

guess im not that nice

guys...

seriously...

you wouldnt punch a *** in the face if she had a cleaver aim for your happy sac?

Ladies...

seriously...

wouldnt you punch a *** out if he had a pair of hedge trimmers aimed for your fishy snatch?

seriously...

I would be like wtf /flee
But I wouldn't hit or do anything unless I got put into the situation where I either had to physically do something or get my junk hacked at.
Anyhow, you just gotta hit em just right near the throat region to remove their breathing functions and then get out of there.
But the only problem with that is the fact that these psycho ***(can't get less specific with this, referring to specifically this type of person, not all of the female population, if you assume otherwise you are dumb) know how the system works and you better be damn sure you don't bruise her in any way trying to disarm her or /flee.
or she'll do the whole he beat me routine and try to get you jailed.
or at least that's what me mum used to do lol.

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thats the situation...

i elaborated on it in my last post lol.

*** goes for my jewels

she will never be heard from again

D:

so did I... So you'd punch her lights out cz she'll have that knife right to your crotch.

Nah i'd disarm her, not that i'd really get in a situation where my junk is getting aimed by a sharp thing.
now if some random person is doing it i would punch them in the face, unless they are damn sexy, then i would try to resolve the matter differently.

i just don't see myself getting in a situation like that, and i feel i could talk myself out of most plausible situations like that.
essentially i think she'd get a foot in her face before a fist.
but then again your feet are treated as deadly weapons..so i dunno.

depends what position i'm in honestly, i'd respond to it differently based on different scenarios, the bottom line i would try my damndest to stay structurally intact.
i love how romance turned into a bag and tag.

~_~

bah still getting no responses

burn!

Now you must run away Spicy...

i wouldnt want to be hit by BBB

that would be getting hit in the chest by a car

never!

and i sent 4 gonna work on more later

it's something i do late at night :O

it's always sunny gets me in a better mood >.>

im confused by the question