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Romantically frustrated?
 Quetzalcoatl.Volkom
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By Quetzalcoatl.Volkom 2011-03-26 22:42:00
Phoenix.Kojo said: Fenrir.Schutz said: Bahamut.Lolserj said: Quetzalcoatl.Soube said: Phoenix.Kojo said: Bismarck.Josiahfk said: welcome back, hopefully this doesn't mean the work is slowing too much? But yeah I read it as concrete fishing and didn't realize the difference until the second time > < And were you serious about the asian? eeep Yes, I find her pretty, she's the owner's wife, she's pregnant, and I have moral objections of nailing pregnant women.. I just imagine a baby, reading it's paper, sitting in a placental recliner.. all of a sudden, there's a rhythmic knocking at the door, the baby folds his paper, walks to the door, opens it and "OH, GOOD HEAVENS!!" slams the aformentioned cervical door. Good lord, I'm a gay man and even I know that's not how it works. Sex during pregnancy is perfectly safe. So yeah, go for it if you want. yeah, who reads the newspaper anymore? It's because his internet is down.
Everyone knows you can't pick up WiFi in a uterus. have you tested this?
 Bahamut.Lolserj
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By Bahamut.Lolserj 2011-03-26 22:42:39
Quetzalcoatl.Volkom said: Phoenix.Kojo said: Fenrir.Schutz said: Bahamut.Lolserj said: Quetzalcoatl.Soube said: Phoenix.Kojo said: Bismarck.Josiahfk said: welcome back, hopefully this doesn't mean the work is slowing too much? But yeah I read it as concrete fishing and didn't realize the difference until the second time > < And were you serious about the asian? eeep Yes, I find her pretty, she's the owner's wife, she's pregnant, and I have moral objections of nailing pregnant women.. I just imagine a baby, reading it's paper, sitting in a placental recliner.. all of a sudden, there's a rhythmic knocking at the door, the baby folds his paper, walks to the door, opens it and "OH, GOOD HEAVENS!!" slams the aformentioned cervical door. Good lord, I'm a gay man and even I know that's not how it works. Sex during pregnancy is perfectly safe. So yeah, go for it if you want. yeah, who reads the newspaper anymore? It's because his internet is down.
Everyone knows you can't pick up WiFi in a uterus. have you tested this?
the walls are lined with lead
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By Phoenix.Kojo 2011-03-26 22:43:11
Quetzalcoatl.Volkom said: Phoenix.Kojo said: Fenrir.Schutz said: Bahamut.Lolserj said: Quetzalcoatl.Soube said: Phoenix.Kojo said: Bismarck.Josiahfk said: welcome back, hopefully this doesn't mean the work is slowing too much? But yeah I read it as concrete fishing and didn't realize the difference until the second time > < And were you serious about the asian? eeep Yes, I find her pretty, she's the owner's wife, she's pregnant, and I have moral objections of nailing pregnant women.. I just imagine a baby, reading it's paper, sitting in a placental recliner.. all of a sudden, there's a rhythmic knocking at the door, the baby folds his paper, walks to the door, opens it and "OH, GOOD HEAVENS!!" slams the aformentioned cervical door. Good lord, I'm a gay man and even I know that's not how it works. Sex during pregnancy is perfectly safe. So yeah, go for it if you want. yeah, who reads the newspaper anymore? It's because his internet is down. Everyone knows you can't pick up WiFi in a uterus. have you tested this?
Yes. I have.
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By Fenrir.Schutz 2011-03-26 22:47:31
You could always play that sexay background music whenever you pass by her, making casual-but-prolonged eye contact...
http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/13939/babymakin/#838918
...seducing her, but she'd still be making the first move. :p
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By Titan.Rohauce 2011-03-26 22:49:29
Rename thread to FFXI's butthole.
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By Bahamut.Lolserj 2011-03-26 22:50:41
why would he go after a married pregnant woman
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By Titan.Rohauce 2011-03-26 22:52:50
Bahamut.Lolserj said:
why would he go after a married pregnant woman
BECAUSE HE PLAYS FINAL FANTASY.
I GOT YOU BRO.
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By Bahamut.Lolserj 2011-03-26 22:59:04
Titan.Rohauce said: Bahamut.Lolserj said:
why would he go after a married pregnant woman
BECAUSE HE PLAYS FINAL FANTASY.
I GOT YOU BRO.
you doin anything later on tonight?
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By Titan.Rohauce 2011-03-26 23:06:50
Bahamut.Lolserj said: Titan.Rohauce said: Bahamut.Lolserj said:
why would he go after a married pregnant woman
BECAUSE HE PLAYS FINAL FANTASY.
I GOT YOU BRO.
you doin anything later on tonight?
I was going to watch SNL, but it's a rerun. ;/
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By Bahamut.Lolserj 2011-03-26 23:12:50
Titan.Rohauce said: Bahamut.Lolserj said: Titan.Rohauce said: Bahamut.Lolserj said:
why would he go after a married pregnant woman
BECAUSE HE PLAYS FINAL FANTASY.
I GOT YOU BRO.
you doin anything later on tonight?
I was going to watch SNL, but it's a rerun. ;/
hate it when stuff like that happens
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By Bahamut.Lolserj 2011-03-26 23:20:04
gawd feel like everybody is getting messages except me xD
 Bahamut.Dasva
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By Bahamut.Dasva 2011-03-26 23:20:12
Bahamut.Lolserj said: why would he go after a married pregnant woman Why not? No chance to get her pregnant little chance for her to get all clingy double win
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By Alexander.Tidusblitz 2011-03-26 23:21:47
Bahamut.Dasva said: Bahamut.Lolserj said: why would he go after a married pregnant woman Why not? No chance to get her pregnant huge chance for her to get all clingy double win
ftfy
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By Bahamut.Dasva 2011-03-26 23:24:49
Lies... she has a husband... you can always just threaten to tell him!
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By Titan.Rohauce 2011-03-26 23:26:54
Bahamut.Dasva said: Lies... she has a husband... you can always just threaten to tell him! Yeah, do that.
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By Alexander.Tidusblitz 2011-03-26 23:27:02
Bahamut.Dasva said: Lies... she has a husband... you can always just threaten to tell him!
Valid point, but sometimes they really just dont care that much. They are obviously cheating hoes. I got experience with this one.
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By Quetzalcoatl.Volkom 2011-03-26 23:45:28
Bahamut.Lolserj said: gawd feel like everybody is getting messages except me xD someone replied back to me!
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By Bahamut.Lolserj 2011-03-26 23:48:13
Quetzalcoatl.Volkom said: Bahamut.Lolserj said: gawd feel like everybody is getting messages except me xD someone replied back to me!
damn lol
and wasn't saying replied back (people i messaged haven't gotten online yet)
was just saying messages overall
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By Quetzalcoatl.Volkom 2011-03-27 00:14:53
Bahamut.Lolserj said: Quetzalcoatl.Volkom said: Bahamut.Lolserj said: gawd feel like everybody is getting messages except me xD someone replied back to me!
damn lol
and wasn't saying replied back (people i messaged haven't gotten online yet)
was just saying messages overall aww that sucks. I sent like...9 hello/sup messages and only 1 responded. I think possibly over the next few days I'm going to keep on searching for people within my current area and my hometown and slowly expand the search area.
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By Ifrit.Bloodbathboy 2011-03-27 00:19:45
Have fun guys, time to party!!!
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By Bahamut.Dasva 2011-03-27 00:58:42
Alexander.Tidusblitz said: Bahamut.Dasva said: Lies... she has a husband... you can always just threaten to tell him! Valid point, but sometimes they really just dont care that much. They are obviously cheating hoes. I got experience with this one. My first girl was married and had a kid... but they were in the process of getting a divorce and she had a restraining order out so I never had to see him :)
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By Bahamut.Dasva 2011-03-27 00:59:39
Bahamut.Lolserj said: gawd feel like everybody is getting messages except me xD brb making an account to send lolserj messages
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By Alexander.Tidusblitz 2011-03-27 01:07:19
Bahamut.Dasva said: Alexander.Tidusblitz said: Bahamut.Dasva said: Lies... she has a husband... you can always just threaten to tell him! Valid point, but sometimes they really just dont care that much. They are obviously cheating hoes. I got experience with this one. My first girl was married and had a kid... but they were in the process of getting a divorce and she had a restraining order out so I never had to see him :)
"first" girl tells me enough how that worked out.
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By Bahamut.Dasva 2011-03-27 01:16:40
Alexander.Tidusblitz said: Bahamut.Dasva said: Alexander.Tidusblitz said: Bahamut.Dasva said: Lies... she has a husband... you can always just threaten to tell him! Valid point, but sometimes they really just dont care that much. They are obviously cheating hoes. I got experience with this one. My first girl was married and had a kid... but they were in the process of getting a divorce and she had a restraining order out so I never had to see him :) "first" girl tells me enough how that worked out. It was just for sex... or was supposed to be but she of all people got attached
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By Pandemonium.Scrumpet 2011-03-27 01:17:34
Bahamut.Dasva said: Alexander.Tidusblitz said: Bahamut.Dasva said: Alexander.Tidusblitz said: Bahamut.Dasva said: Lies... she has a husband... you can always just threaten to tell him! Valid point, but sometimes they really just dont care that much. They are obviously cheating hoes. I got experience with this one. My first girl was married and had a kid... but they were in the process of getting a divorce and she had a restraining order out so I never had to see him :) "first" girl tells me enough how that worked out. It was just for sex... or was supposed to be but she of all people got attached I was just for sex?!
You ***.
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By Bahamut.Dasva 2011-03-27 01:24:58
Pandemonium.Scrumpet said: Bahamut.Dasva said: Alexander.Tidusblitz said: Bahamut.Dasva said: Alexander.Tidusblitz said: Bahamut.Dasva said: Lies... she has a husband... you can always just threaten to tell him! Valid point, but sometimes they really just dont care that much. They are obviously cheating hoes. I got experience with this one. My first girl was married and had a kid... but they were in the process of getting a divorce and she had a restraining order out so I never had to see him :) "first" girl tells me enough how that worked out. It was just for sex... or was supposed to be but she of all people got attached I was just for sex?!
You ***. Was her idea. From what I heard after she tended to find a new *** buddy every couple of weeks or so. And that was the only time lol. It just lacks something compared to an actual relationship
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By Alexander.Tidusblitz 2011-03-27 01:27:41
Bahamut.Dasva said: Pandemonium.Scrumpet said: Bahamut.Dasva said: Alexander.Tidusblitz said: Bahamut.Dasva said: Alexander.Tidusblitz said: Bahamut.Dasva said: Lies... she has a husband... you can always just threaten to tell him! Valid point, but sometimes they really just dont care that much. They are obviously cheating hoes. I got experience with this one. My first girl was married and had a kid... but they were in the process of getting a divorce and she had a restraining order out so I never had to see him :) "first" girl tells me enough how that worked out. It was just for sex... or was supposed to be but she of all people got attached I was just for sex?!
You ***. Was her idea. From what I heard after she tended to find a new *** buddy every couple of weeks or so. And that was the only time lol. It just lacks something compared to an actual relationship
And now we are back to my "they are obviously cheating hoes" point!
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By Bahamut.Dasva 2011-03-27 01:36:54
Lol probably. Though apparently I tamed her somehow and she fell for me... which kinda freaked me out.
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By Alexander.Tidusblitz 2011-03-27 01:40:35
Bahamut.Dasva said: Lol probably. Though apparently I tamed her somehow and she fell for me... which kinda freaked me out.
You dont want someone thats willing to cheat so easily though. Im assuming you said no, so bullet dodged.
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By Bahamut.Dasva 2011-03-27 02:00:50
Alexander.Tidusblitz said: Bahamut.Dasva said: Lol probably. Though apparently I tamed her somehow and she fell for me... which kinda freaked me out. You dont want someone thats willing to cheat so easily though. Im assuming you said no, so bullet dodged. Well idk if I'd even really call it cheating... they were seperated and would've been divorced already if he hadn't slowed things down. But yeah definitely wasn't really prepared or ready for that
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