Random Thoughts.....What Are You Thinking?

You can't deprive the other children of his example.

"I am a pretty flower, look at me"



"LOOK AT ME!!!!"

It's more preventing a barrage of phone calls from other parents when their kids go home repeating w/e my kid shouldn't have said in the first place.

Depends on what kinda things he repeats.

Did you remember to eat before you went shopping? Ovr refuses to go shopping until I've eaten because pregnancy apparently doubles our food bill.

All the things I shouldn't have said in the first place lol

Neverrr shop hungry, cuz then you'll have cravings for everything and be like "OMG I WANT SOME CHEESE /buys ten blocks"

Wait til you get the phone calls about having stuff he(she?) shouldn't have at school!

I know I wasn't the only one who had two-three binders of pokemon cards in their backpack!

So I'm derping around Amazon, adding books to my wishlist because I've never read Uncle Tom's Cabin before and I should have (seriously why is that not a requirement for American Literature classes studying slavery/civil war era literature? It's not like it would be the first questionably racist book a school has ever required, jeez!)

Anyways, whatever. And whenever I go to add a new book to the wishlist pile, Amazon starts popping up a new button-- "Add to baby registry?"

D: wtf Amazon I'm not pregnant! Who told you I was pregnant? I realize that I have about two more baby boards on Pinterest than any non-pregnant person should have, and I have bought prenatal vitamins from you, and I crave food and am hungry all the time like there is a parasite in my belly eating everything I eat, but that doesn't mean I'm pregnant!

Assumptive websites these days, I swear. D:

I'll be geting plenty for him lol. If he's anything like me. I'm pretty good at keeping adult things to myself around kids, but when I get pissed off, whatever filter I have completely disappears, so I'm sure he'll hear something awesome to repeat.

Thinking about it, I'm not even worried about him at school, I'm worried about when we go to Ovr's parents and he tells Ovr's mom "mommy said you're a drunken ***."

Make sure it's sex things then... many parents seem to want to wait till their kids are 18-20 (no joke I know 3 people who's parents tried to give it to them between that age) to tell them the stork doesn't bring babies anyways then wonder why their 13 year old is pregnant. You child could provide an essential warning by making things known!

I'll keep this quote for when he can read. :3

You sound awfully pregnant for someone that isn't pregnant!

Didn't we suggest that a month or two ago?

74 questions. Either whomped it or failed harder then anyone ever has.

Sounds like Liela needs to start peeing on some sticks!

I want to be pregnant. Eventually maybe nowish or later. xD But student loans come first!

But I want to have 3-4 kids, (2 girls at least, 2 boys maximum or 1 boy minimum. I need at least one son and two daughters!) and I don't want to have kids after I'm 38~40 years old and I don't want to have my first kid after I'm 32~34 and I don't want to have all 4 at once and I'm already 27. So we better get hopping, dangit!

Also I want to name my first daughter after my husband's Nana who passed away right before Christmas, and my husband's cousin is getting all googly-mush with his girlfriend, and if they have a baby girl first and name her Tina after Nana then I won't be able to name my kid Tina. Tina is MY kid name! We have to have a daughter before they do to reserve the Tina name! D: D:

Then again, rereading that last paragraph, maybe it's best that we're waiting until after loans because I sound crazy. xD

Honestly, if you wait til you can really afford to have kids, you'll never have a kid.

imo you don't sound crazy, you sound excited at the thought. again, imo, that already puts you a step above a TON of parents I know that end up pregnant and are like "oh... a kid... k."

Small tip since you want to get pregnant, don't buy the tests that cost *** $15. Wanting to be pregnant bad enough will make you constantly think anything means you are pregnant. Or it did with me. I'd sneeze and get super stoked. Walmart has these little tests that are $1-$2 and they work in the exact same way as the expensive ones do, and if you're like me at all when you start trying, you're gonna go through a LOT of tests.

I just looked out the window... White stuff everywhere D:

/moves in

that show looks funny, and that comedian is pretty awesome

Oh another tip...

We started trying last February to get pregnant but it just would not effing happen. Ovr's gpa told us the fastest way to end up pregnant is to buy something expensive (and he would know, I mean he has 7 kids).

Sure enough... not pregnant... not pregnant... buy a car, pregnant 1 week later.

I guess cars do have that effect on women....

slutty car looking at me all slutty, wth am I supposed to do