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Random Thoughts.....What are you thinking?
 Ramuh.Haseyo
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By Ramuh.Haseyo 2011-07-14 22:16:45
Valefor.Slipispsycho said: Ramuh.Haseyo said: Valefor.Slipispsycho said: Just wait, you'll see what I mean.. A woman who is 'into it' can go on forever, even if they do all the work.
I hope you're right, as I would hate to be the one wanting to go longer yet she doesn't want to, lol. Someone's got be in disappoint. Well I mean, if it's her first time for anything it might not go so well.. You can hurt them.. But if the pain is outta the way, if anyone goes away unsatisfied, it'd probably be her.
We've done foreplay stuff before so the only new thing for the two of us will be actual intercourse. She knows it'll hurt at first but I'm gonna try my best to ease it.
Phoenix.Fondue said: Ramuh.Haseyo said: Diabolos.Neclord said: you can rub 1 out before you see her to get the that hair trigger out of the way..that is unless shes staying with you.
She'll give an initial bj first (this is that other thread all over again lawl) so it's not like I'm gonna cream upon entrance. I'll have some downtime.
planning out sex is pro
It's all her idea, lol. We're both college students living with our parents. We can't just "do" stuff on the fly - we have to plan out times when houses are guaranteed empty and manage time frames.
Lame, I know, but we both want some sex already. We've waited long enough for the right person and we both feel we are perfect for each other (I'll save the mushy details.)
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By Asura.Ludoggy 2011-07-14 22:17:44
Ramuh.Haseyo said:
It's all her idea, lol. We're both college students living with our parents. We can't just "do" stuff on the fly - we have to plan out times when houses are guaranteed empty.
Sounds like something that'd happen in your 50's
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By Valefor.Slipispsycho 2011-07-14 22:18:47
I'll be shocked if things play out the way you planned them <.< those types of things have a way of going "haha, plans? Yeah right!" Not saying don't try or anything, just don't be surprised if things play out far differently..
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By Ramuh.Haseyo 2011-07-14 22:21:12
It's not really that hard since my parents are out of the house by 8:30AM and don't come back until about 5:00PM - very, very rare when they come home early. I can already see my mom coming home early that day.
GOOD THING IS they don't mind me being sexually active, even in the house. Only rule: Don't have any babies yet.
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By Valefor.Slipispsycho 2011-07-14 22:21:52
Ramuh.Haseyo said: It's not really that hard since my parents are out of the house by 8:30AM and don't come back until about 5:00PM - very, very rare when they come home early. I can already see my mom coming home early that day.
GOOD THING IS they don't mind me being sexually active, even in the house. Only rule: Don't have any babies yet. Wait that's their only rule?
Have sex on their bed!
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By Asura.Ludoggy 2011-07-14 22:22:15
Valefor.Slipispsycho said: Ramuh.Haseyo said: It's not really that hard since my parents are out of the house by 8:30AM and don't come back until about 5:00PM - very, very rare when they come home early. I can already see my mom coming home early that day.
GOOD THING IS they don't mind me being sexually active, even in the house. Only rule: Don't have any babies yet. Wait that's their only rule?
Have sex on their bed! and leave a mess.
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By Ramuh.Haseyo 2011-07-14 22:23:09
Valefor.Slipispsycho said: I'll be shocked if things play out the way you planned them <.< those types of things have a way of going "haha, plans? Yeah right!" Not saying don't try or anything, just don't be surprised if things play out far differently..
For what actually happens, who knows what the hell we'll do, lol. As long as we're done around 3~4, we're good.
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By Asura.Chuuuuu 2011-07-14 22:23:24
Bismarck.Josiahfk said: Asura.Chuuuuu said: i can start when ever i want! ur the one that likes to betray me or toss me aside! I'm still here and I didn't blacklist you either that should mean something and you know I can't hold a grudge either. I didn't betray you, I asked a question back then.
I'm still the same guy well i dont think im the same girl
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By Valefor.Slipispsycho 2011-07-14 22:23:55
FFXIAH, where people turn to when they need sexual advice!
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By Asura.Chuuuuu 2011-07-14 22:24:46
Valefor.Slipispsycho said: FFXIAH, where people turn to when they need sexual advice! really one of the worst places to ask lol
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By Ramuh.Haseyo 2011-07-14 22:24:56
Valefor.Slipispsycho said: Ramuh.Haseyo said: It's not really that hard since my parents are out of the house by 8:30AM and don't come back until about 5:00PM - very, very rare when they come home early. I can already see my mom coming home early that day.
GOOD THING IS they don't mind me being sexually active, even in the house. Only rule: Don't have any babies yet. Wait that's their only rule?
Have sex on their bed!
My bed is better surprisingly, lol.
If anyone else has any honest advice to throw at me, I'm open to all ideas. Don't worry, I am NOT going off of what porn does, lol. I'm well aware that passionate sex is nothing like that.
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By Ramuh.Haseyo 2011-07-14 22:25:50
Asura.Chuuuuu said: Valefor.Slipispsycho said: FFXIAH, where people turn to when they need sexual advice! really one of the worst places to ask lol
I know the handful of people I can trust with such things ;o
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By Asura.Chuuuuu 2011-07-14 22:26:24
Ramuh.Haseyo said: Asura.Chuuuuu said: Valefor.Slipispsycho said: FFXIAH, where people turn to when they need sexual advice! really one of the worst places to ask lol
I know the handful of people I can trust with such things ;o yeah but i dont post stuff like that on here ;0
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By Ramuh.Haseyo 2011-07-14 22:27:54
Doesn't bother me. I mean, already basically told everyone that I'm a virgin; nothing else to hide :P
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By Hades.Cheyne 2011-07-14 22:28:12
Don't try and stick it in the back door the first time.
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By Asura.Chuuuuu 2011-07-14 22:28:34
Hades.Cheyne said: Don't try and stick it in the back door the first time. looool some girls like that xD
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By Ramuh.Haseyo 2011-07-14 22:29:10
Bismarck.Josiahfk said: Ramuh.Haseyo said: Valefor.Slipispsycho said: Ramuh.Haseyo said: It's not really that hard since my parents are out of the house by 8:30AM and don't come back until about 5:00PM - very, very rare when they come home early. I can already see my mom coming home early that day. GOOD THING IS they don't mind me being sexually active, even in the house. Only rule: Don't have any babies yet. Wait that's their only rule? Have sex on their bed! My bed is better surprisingly, lol. If anyone else has any honest advice to throw at me, I'm open to all ideas. Don't worry, I am NOT going off of what porn does, lol. I'm well aware that passionate sex is nothing like that. It's really hard to advise like that for a first time. Something I mgiht feel necessary might completely turn off your partner etc but you're smart, you'll figure her out
That's true. I already know her spots so I should be set.
Perhaps we can make this a discussion / story time.
How was everyone's first time? lol
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By Hades.Cheyne 2011-07-14 22:29:24
Ramuh.Haseyo said: Doesn't bother me. I mean, already basically told everyone that I'm a virgin; nothing else to hide :P
WE ARE A PROUD PEOPLE.
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By Valefor.Slipispsycho 2011-07-14 22:29:33
Ramuh.Haseyo said: Valefor.Slipispsycho said: Ramuh.Haseyo said: It's not really that hard since my parents are out of the house by 8:30AM and don't come back until about 5:00PM - very, very rare when they come home early. I can already see my mom coming home early that day.
GOOD THING IS they don't mind me being sexually active, even in the house. Only rule: Don't have any babies yet. Wait that's their only rule?
Have sex on their bed!
My bed is better surprisingly, lol.
If anyone else has any honest advice to throw at me, I'm open to all ideas. Don't worry, I am NOT going off of what porn does, lol. I'm well aware that passionate sex is nothing like that. Don't go *** to mouth.
Sex isn't like a Romcom either, so if you have THAT idea in your head, get rid of it. Real sex is somewhere between the two. Erm.. Unless you're just that oblivious/confident, there's probably going to be a bit of awkwardness, just take solace in the fact that she likely feels the same.. A bit of alcohol never hurt anyone (not drunk or buzzed, but enough to ease you into comfort, maybe a glass of wine/champagne or a beer or two).. Hmm.. The more you try to force something to play to a plan, the further away it's going to get from that plan.
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By Asura.Ludoggy 2011-07-14 22:30:04
Ramuh.Haseyo said:
How was everyone's first time? lol
Disappointing.
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By Asura.Chuuuuu 2011-07-14 22:30:07
Ramuh.Haseyo said:
That's true. I already know her spots so I should be set.
Perhaps we can make this a discussion / story time.
How was everyone's first time? lol
gross. NOOO lol
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By Hades.Cheyne 2011-07-14 22:32:01
Ramuh.Haseyo said:
That's true. I already know her spots so I should be set.
Perhaps we can make this a discussion / story time.
How was everyone's first time? lol
Well mine was great, both special for her and I.
It's fun to pretend and use my
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By Ramuh.Haseyo 2011-07-14 22:32:15
Don't worry Slip, the only "planned" thing we have is the time frame. It's not like we have a list or anything.
9:43 - I enter the vagina.
9:52 - I stop to check if you're okay
10:15 - We switch positions. Your turn to dominate.
:P
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By Cerberus.Savannah 2011-07-14 22:32:19
This convo has totally gotten out of my range >.>
The stars were nice until the clouds came in.
Anyway, good night again AH-ers.
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By Diabolos.Neclord 2011-07-14 22:32:29
Hades.Cheyne said: Don't try and stick it in the back door the first time. why not, no chance of babymaking that way
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By Asura.Vyre 2011-07-14 22:32:45
Asura.Chuuuuu said: Ramuh.Haseyo said: That's true. I already know her spots so I should be set. Perhaps we can make this a discussion / story time. How was everyone's first time? lol gross. NOOO lol GOOPIE :D
This is a thread that I found on another website I post at. It can be really really interesting. I thought it deserved a place here.
Post your random thoughts for the day here, or anything else that intrigues you.
For starters, is it possible to give constructive critism to someone who doesn't have a neck? I totally just walked by a girl who didn't. Someone isn't getting a necklace for Valentines day!
And who decided black and white can't be colors? I want to say a racist. I really do.
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