Cats are evil. You guys know that song Cat Scratch Fever? I thought it was just a song name, it's kind of a flirtatious song and all that. But my stupid nymph glands are still swollen and sore, so I decided it would be ever so fun to diagnose myself with something terrible (never you mind that I have no other symptoms of anything whatsoever!)
So anyhow, I'm derping around looking up all sorts of delightfully horrid diseases, and come across 'cat scratch fever.' And I thought the site was joking, no way there was actually a fever of that name, was just a song, right? Right? So I googled it. And it's true. Cats really are evil and will infect you with their devilish diseases!