Eddie Izzard is amazing, and I've seen that particular stand-up dozens of times, have it on dvd.
Tea and Cake or Death!
Do you have a flag?
I love the part about the space race.
We didn't even have enough money to send a man with a track suit up a ladder! I would have been there, too. "Go, man! Go!"
And, of course:
I like my coffee hot, and strong. Like I like my women... Hot, and strong... With a spoon in them.