so I walked in on a conversation with my bro and parents as my brother got a call from his airforce recruiter about a possible job and when he can ship out and shiznit. And I'm just like listening and standing beside him all like "o_o" and then he turns to me and goes "HEY I JUST GOT A POSSIBLE JOB" and I was all like "I've been standing here next to you the whole time"
and then he goes "well if you're gonna be all smart about it..see if I come and surprise you during your graduation!"
and I was all like "dude...I graduated in December...you were there!"
-_-;