Random Thoughts.....What Are You Thinking?

The only vermin mouse I've killed, I did because the *** jumped in the shower and ran on my feet while I had shampoo in my hair and couldn't see what was going on and made me fall out of the damn shower and I think hit my head on the sink.

Yeah, I was feeling a bit vindictive.

misso lol missed ya /tell <,<

But can he swim for 2-3 hours? I dunno 'bout that, judging on how many mice/rats drown in my pool.

Why do you have so many *** mice/rats?! We had a few, but once those were gone, the problem was gone.

Oh, this is the first mouse in my apartment. Usually we'll find about 2-3 mice/rats surface in my (my parent's, really) pool per year.

i am a dirty ***.




d'awwww

They must of followed you >:

I'm pretty sure this guy came from the restaurant I live above.

i /t back :<

nah i ment i missed what ya senyt lol

there has only been one mouse in our garage once lol my dad found it in a box under some clothes so he threw jojo in the box and he attacked the mouse then the mouse ran away lol though we do see a few walking along the power lines lol

You see mice walking on the power lines? What are you a family of eagles? I have pretty good eye sight, but I don't think I'd see a mouse walking on the power lines, and we don't even have that big of a yard.. I mean if someone pointed out and was like "Hey look at that *** mouse walking on the power line" I could spot it.. But I'd likely never just spot it on my own.

the wires hang kinda low here lol though they changed most to those barely visible lines instead of black ones so it looks rather awkward lol i should take a pic of what the wires look like in my back yard lol seeing movement just a little above where you are looking is kinda obvious lol

go to the south side of my city and yes you will see that lol i live in the north nice side though :P

Ours are actually very taut and they're still the thick ones.. They're not actually supposed to be that taut... But they haven't bothered to fix them.. Hurricanes roll through and knock power poles over (which is why they're supposed to be loose, so when one goes down, they don't all get yanked down) and then they just put the ones that fell over, back up and don't worry with all the slacking..

Somewhere around my area, I don't remember where, but somewhere, there is literally a power pole that got snapped off at the base and they basically just stood it back up and lined up the 2 pieces, and then bolted 2x4's around it to hold it up, and it was like this months after the last hurricane rolled through.

i never really pay attention to the power lines here lol after living here around 11 years i dont notice anything anymore lol the occasional movement on them or seeing what looks like pigeons floating in mid air makes me look for like half a sec since im usually driving lol

oh i remember one time a drunk driver ran into one down the street lol thats the only time one went down :P no hurricanes here lol

I thought it meant that you are near a brothel.

edit: Nvm, Google's calling me a liar.

I always thought shoes on wires meant some *** kid bullied another kid and stole his shoes, then threw them up there. That or someone just really hated their shoes. I don't know for sure though. lol

About the mice problem, simplest solution is to just get an old fashioned mousetrap and break that *** neck. Mice are pests that invade homes, if they aren't welcome (meaning you like them as pets) they should be dealt with swiftly and mercilessly.

The worst things always crawl over your feet when you cant see. Totally reminds me of this story:

Back when I lived with my parents, one night at like 2am I went into the bathroom. I didn't turn the lights on, as I didn't think I needed to to drain liquids. I'm standing at the toilet and feel something on my foot. "the ***?" and look down and there is a snake slithering over my foot. Now, basically the only snakes we have naturally where my parents live are Diamondback rattle snakes, so I do what seams logical. Start screaming at the top of my lungs and attempt to get it off my foot. So in 1 kicking motion I get it off of my foot, up into the air, to have it land on the counter next to me. I have just managed to piss on the floor, put the snake in a better position to attack me, and likely made it angry. I decided to just try to run. Forgetting my pants were unbuckled I quickly attempt to take too large of a step and am promptly tripped by my slightly sagging jeans. Both of the family dogs are by me by this point and seize the opportunity to lick me mercilessly while I lay on the floor screaming "***. SNAKE. OMG. ***. SNAKE."

By now my mother has rushed to find me, thing hanging out of my boxers, pants at my knees, screaming about a snake. She did what any good mother would do, yelled at me for waking her up and accused me of taking drugs. I'm trying ferociously to get back up to close the door and lock the what I assumed to be mad deadly snake in the bathroom. My mother decided it would be a good idea to try to hold me still on the ground to stop me from hurting myself. This promted me to use every curseword I could think of to try and reason with her. She finally turns around, seems the snake slithering off the counter and begins screaming with me. She decideds running away sounds good and decides the best place to start this retreat is the spot on the floor my ankle is currently locating. She is sent sprawling to the floor. I forget about the snake entirely having just supported 250 pounds w/ my ankle.

My dad shows up, having apperantly decided the situation was real, and managed to toss my bath towel over the snake and pick it up in a hobotype sack. The snake turned out to be our neighbor's pet snake that escaped. Almost compleatly harmless. I missed that entire week of school plus some. 1 day because I had to go to the doctor, 5 days because I punched the kid that ownded the snake in the face(The only time I ever got suspended). I still cant go into that room with out turning on a light.

It's you and your wife's decision whether or not to have an abortion, I surely wouldn't let other people who have no bearing on the matter influence me. *** them and do what you and your wife want, not what everyone else wants/thinks you want.

Yes

I dont remember seeing this :O

Peanut butter crackers, muy bueno