Quetzalcoatl.Yomisha said:
»rofl :P My best customer was the one bleeding from his side. That was scary and entertaining all at the same time.
o.O Do tell.
he didn't wanna pay for that grape he ate and yomi shanked him up.
LOL Sorry, got distracted. Spoilering because I have a tendency to over explain!
I had a pretty long line of people, was around Christmas time. Towards the back of the line there was all this commotion going on, I was barely paying attention, getting people out of my line was more important!
The disturbance gets closer and when I look up, I notice there's some dude kind of stumbling in the line. He actually lost his balance and ran into the cashier behind him, pinning her against the counter. He just said he was sorry and whatever. We all thought he was just drunk at this point. Also not uncommon around there. xD
Sooo anyway! Once he gets up to my register. One had holding his side, kind of under his jacket. The other has a bag of hershey's kisses. He sets the bag down on the conveyor belt in front of me and I noticed there was something on the bag, so I wasn't touching it. He asked me how much it was, grabbed my little laser gun thingy(lol) and got the price for him. He reached into his pocket and pulled out about 18 cents worth of change, asking me if it was enough.
At that point, I seriously thought he was on drugs. The bag was like 2 dollars and something. When I tell him no, he pulls his hand from his side and now I know what's on the bag! His hand had blood all over it! So this *** decides to take his hand and start wiping it all over the conveyer belt. All while mumbling things like "well that's all I've got and I really want chocolate. So I can't buy it? It's not enough?" I was just staring at him in complete awe. I really didn't know what to do. I just kept calmly talking to him as he bloodied up my work area. Eventually he got the point and started to walk off, but not before smearing his *** blood all over the front of the register area.
Manager finally showed up as he was walking away, escorting him out and an ambulance/police showed up shortly after. I made my manager clean the area up and went to break. I don't know what the *** happened to that guy, but he was definitely out of it and should not have been shopping! lol