lol, just heard some excerpts from steve job's biography, and wow.
about android:
"*** you android! you *** ripped off iphone and i'll do everything in my power to make sure you *** die!!! i will spend all apple's money if i have to!"
about the white house:
"its shitty, the menu is shitty, the rooms are shitty, i hate you all"
about bill gates:
"he has absolutely no talent and is HELP I AM TRAPPED IN 2006 PLEASE SEND A TIME MACHINE! he hasnt invented anything worth noting!"