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Random Thoughts.....What are you thinking?
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By Anna Ruthven 2018-04-13 12:29:04
Mm. Slow cookers are nice. Personally, I prefer a nice offset wood smoker. Drop a whole *** pig, light the wood, mesquite preferably, and wait around with rather minimal fuss involved until the pig's cooked all the way through. Then pull it out, chop it up, add a simple vinegar-based barbeque sauce... *** me, now I want myself a nice, messy pulled pork sammich. My smoker's in winter storage though. We have two smokers like that. I have one. Gramps and I built it together a long time ago. I miss that old geezer. He was a crazy old ***. One of ours was made out of a really big pipe. I assume it was intended to be used in a oil refinery or something. We knew a guy who worked in a welding shop and gave it to us.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-04-13 12:57:14
You have a wife, you don't know how handy they are.
I do most of the cooking actually, you sexist misogynistic pig.
slow cookers are the worst invention ever. they represent everything wrong with lazy american cuisine slowly warning individual ingredients into a bland homogeneous tasteless goo. if you put the same ingredients in the oven it tastes ten to a hundred times better.
hell the little betty crocker lightbulb easy bake oven is better...
smokers at least add smoke flavor... slow cookers add a horrible school cafeteria nightmare flashback flavor. yuck
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By Ragnarok.Hevans 2018-04-13 13:07:11
i don't own a crock pot or slow cooker... i don't really see the point? i'll borrow one if i take stuff to work and need to keep it warm, but to cook a dish or full meal? ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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By Anna Ruthven 2018-04-13 13:21:48
i don't own a crock pot or slow cooker... i don't really see the point? i'll borrow one if i take stuff to work and need to keep it warm, but to cook a dish or full meal? ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh You can actually make some good dieting food in them, especially if you're busy. Set it and go to work.
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By Ragnarok.Hevans 2018-04-13 13:27:17
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-04-13 13:28:36
you should just lay off that dinty moore crap and eat some fresh vegetables wide load
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-04-13 13:52:27
dieting food slowly warmed to death all day in a crock pot...
smells like a prison riot
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By Asura.Vyre 2018-04-13 14:03:12
I've never much cared for crock pot food, mainly because it feels like it was something that would have been good, but now it's all soggy. Like the meat portion of a roast will be OK, if I coat it with pepper after it's on my plate, but the onions and other fixings? Mouth feel is dreadful, and they taste only slightly better than licking an envelope shut :(
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By Ragnarok.Hevans 2018-04-13 14:07:33
slice onions and bell peppers, put in bag with oil and seasonings you like. put on grill. wait a few mins, flip.
diet food?
i smoked a london broil on the grill and then sliced it thin. while it was resting i did some veggies with the method listed above. dinner one night and then 3-4 more lunches or dinners. 0 carbs, healthy fats, no sugar, calorie appropriate, and decent protein...
diet food?
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-04-13 14:18:36
I've never much cared for crock pot
hey skipper...completely off topic but...do you and shadowlina still work here? like as mods or whatnot?
/looks around
there's been some real lack luster modding going on around in this dump...
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By Ragnarok.Hevans 2018-04-13 14:23:39
You need fried chicken in there, boy! Don't make me come over there and make it for ya!
do you actually think that meal needs fried chicken, or is this some /b meme for 2006?
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By Ragnarok.Hevans 2018-04-13 14:28:09
I've never much cared for crock pot
hey skipper...completely off topic but...do you and shadowlina still work here? like as mods or whatnot?
/looks around
there's been some real lack luster modding going on around in this dump...
lol have you seen this darian guy? ho lee fuk. it's sad to see, i just wonder what will happen when the delusion breaks.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-04-13 14:29:39
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-04-13 14:32:37
I've never much cared for crock pot
hey skipper...completely off topic but...do you and shadowlina still work here? like as mods or whatnot?
/looks around
there's been some real lack luster modding going on around in this dump...
lol have you seen this darian guy? ho lee fuk. it's sad to see, i just wonder what will happen when the delusion breaks.
I'd bet money his kid is adopted... /checks wallet
forty two dollars and twenty pesos on red... headed step child
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By Ragnarok.Hevans 2018-04-13 14:39:04
forty two dollars and twenty pesos on red... headed step child
i legit almost spit coffee. well done.
*edit* ok you get a +1
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This is a thread that I found on another website I post at. It can be really really interesting. I thought it deserved a place here.
Post your random thoughts for the day here, or anything else that intrigues you.
For starters, is it possible to give constructive critism to someone who doesn't have a neck? I totally just walked by a girl who didn't. Someone isn't getting a necklace for Valentines day!
And who decided black and white can't be colors? I want to say a racist. I really do.
Inb4thisthreadgetsreallywtf
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