By Anna Ruthven 2017-02-17 10:27:07
One day, my brother convinced himself he had cancer. 4 AM the next morning, he comes down, banging on ever door till my sister finally lets him in the front door. Dogs are barking and raisng hell. He comes in, tells my sister he's "passing blood" goes in, wakes my dad up, tells him he's "passing blood" at this point, I'm awake, sister and dad are awake, niece and her kids are awake, dogs are still raising hell. He wasn't actually in the house for more that 30 seconds, he just made a pass through, woke everyone up and left.
He wonders why we all think he's dumb.
Also, he'll come in and start knocking on, like, the bathroom door. He'll ask who's in there and what they're doing but he doesn't actually need to use the bathroom. Btw, asking what someone is doing while they're in the bathroom is very rude because it's no one's goddamned business but theirs. >.>