By Anna Ruthven 2017-01-21 17:50:10
Ok, I mentioned my brother got a job and he's now in the stages of starting; paperwork, background check, drug test, etc.
So, drug test is next week and he asked my niece for something to help him cheat. Something she can't get till like tomorrow. He asked yesterday and has been losing his ***ever since.
Today, my niece came home to him standing in the drive way, waiting for her.
"Did you get it?"
"No, I can't till tomorrow, I told you."
"MY WHOLE FUTURE IS RIDING ON IT...." a shouting rant starts.
So, he's absolutely losing his mind, can't sleep, keeps calling and driving my niece crazy, coming down here, throwing fits and...and it's just *** beautiful. It really is.
The funniest thing is he could've taken the test and started the other day but put it off till next week. Dad asks why he didn't just take it the other day and have me pee in a vial.
His answer: "He takes benadryl."
The stupidity is beautiful.