Bismarck.Dracondria said:
»You don't even want to know the ***I've seen
Please tell us
Asura.Floppyseconds said:
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Carrot: Spicy what is that!? *points at part of my bagel I am cutting*
Me: Hmm, wow. *picks off the one spot of just starting mold and throws it in the toaster*
Carrot: It spreads throughout the bread though!
Me: Oh well! Don't care!
Carrot: Eww Spicy, what the ***?
Me: Egh.
Okay, this was DAY ONE
It wasn't just starting to mold, it was *** furry. He pulled off the corner and was like eh, whatever. Dude that ***is all in the bagel man
Asura.Floppyseconds said:
»I bet Carrot will mention the moldy margarine I put on the bagel too. I mean when I was done spreading it she points and goes "what is that" on the lip of the container. It was a spot of mold or whatever.
There was like... maaaybe a teaspoon left of butter in that container and he couldn't let it go, the lip of the container was all black and moldy. I WAS A WITNESS! Of course I got the new container, *** that ***
Also he drops food constantly. Like, I think he dropped one of those apple flavored rice cakes, you know, it's all sticky and ***on the rug and he still ate it. I'm sure it was filled with delicious dog hair. Popcorn on the kitchen floor? Fair game!
Oh and like I think he ate a 3 month old expired yogurt too
I mean he was bitching at me that I got sick because I'm a germophobe or something, yet he got sick right after, so keep it up, apparently it's working really good!