D&D tonight...
On the floor of a building with a banquet hall in the middle.
On one side is a 8 foot gap where the floor collapsed.
On the other side is a raging inferno with no way to see how far it stretches.
In the banquet hall we find a sturdy wooden table about 12 feet in length. I suggest using it to bridge the gap.
The bard suggests we throw the wooden table into the fire on the other side, and before it can catch fire run across the top of it in hopes that it gets us close enough to the other side (that we don't know exists) to jump to safety.
At this point I lost my ***in an uncontrollable laugh-gasm. I bluntly say that is the dumbest idea I have ever heard but agree and begin rolling strength checks to move the table into the fire.
It is set ablaze and in the process we take a *** of fire damage.
Then I get chewed out for an hour about not supporting the bard and being condescending etc etc.
My last words "*** you, I'm the cleric, stop being stupid"