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Random Thoughts.....What are you thinking?
Bismarck.Magnuss
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2015-05-26 10:27:19
Only because your school district is out for the summer, you lucky janitor you lol. Ah... no rowdy kids, no shitty admins. Just me, my bed and a bowl of cereal. This is the life.
By Bloodrose 2015-05-26 10:30:27
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By Anna Ruthven 2015-05-26 10:30:39
Customer: "Your shitty software is costing me money! I can't process my online payments with customers."
Me: "Is the computer connected to the internet?"
Customer: "Does it have to be?"
Me: "Yes to process online payments, the computer needs to be online."
This would be the day I have a Monster casualty. My sister used to work for Dish Network or Direct TV, I forget which, one day a woman called about service not working, seeing it was simply a billing error my sister could simply reactivate, she told her.
"I'm not seeing anything on my end but I can tell you a little known way to fix it, if you'll trust me. Take a medium-sized baking potato and cut it in half, rub one of the halves on your screen."
The woman did and my sister reactivated the service. "It actually worked!"
Bismarck.Magnuss
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2015-05-26 10:31:11
Valefor.Sehachan
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By Valefor.Sehachan 2015-05-26 10:31:37
Mind washing my dish too?
Bismarck.Magnuss
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2015-05-26 10:32:49
Mind washing my dish too? YES I DO!! I MIND VERY MUCH!!
By Bloodrose 2015-05-26 10:37:21
Hey man, every janitor needs alone time with his wash bucket.
By Bloodrose 2015-05-26 10:55:30
I'd say I'm not here to judge you...
But I'm here to judge you. From a distance.
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Bismarck.Misao
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-05-26 11:15:56
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By Bismarck.Dracondria 2015-05-26 11:26:09
Kitty destroying our ears with his piano playing
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By Asura.Ackeronll 2015-05-26 11:36:29
About to unlock Defender subclass. They should have called this game Shoot and Punch Man of Destiny.
Asura.Ina
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By Asura.Ina 2015-05-26 11:38:00
Customer: "Your shitty software is costing me money! I can't process my online payments with customers."
Me: "Is the computer connected to the internet?"
Customer: "Does it have to be?"
Me: "Yes to process online payments, the computer needs to be online."
This would be the day I have a Monster casualty. My sister used to work for Dish Network or Direct TV, I forget which, one day a woman called about service not working, seeing it was simply a billing error my sister could simply reactivate, she told her.
"I'm not seeing anything on my end but I can tell you a little known way to fix it, if you'll trust me. Take a medium-sized baking potato and cut it in half, rub one of the halves on your screen."
The woman did and my sister reactivated the service. "It actually worked!" We had people yelling at us for not sending them their tarts the other week because they thought the "This side up" arrows on the box meant "look up to find your tarts". Apparently looking inside the box that said "Butter Tarts" on it made no sense.
On that day that store earned that I simply refer to them as Dumb *** instead of their location.
Edit: My manager actually had to go out to their store and show them because they refused to believe the tarts were actually there.
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Bismarck.Misao
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-05-26 11:38:41
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By Grumpy Cat 2015-05-26 11:48:11
Does Maru post here?
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By Yomi Kaenbu 2015-05-26 11:49:54
I bought Vector Thrust, I am not disappointed.
Asura.Ina
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By Asura.Ina 2015-05-26 11:51:24
Bismarck.Magnuss
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2015-05-26 11:51:49
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By Bismarck.Bloodbathboy 2015-05-26 11:56:43
I think.. Life is great! Asian girls are fun! But have to wait for this pre workout drink to wear off so I can take a nap, lol.
Bismarck.Magnuss
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2015-05-26 11:59:38
Bismarck.Bloodbathboy said: »Asian girls are fun! Triple B! You got some 'splainin' to do!
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By Bismarck.Bloodbathboy 2015-05-26 12:03:47
Came out of the tanning booth and I heard them talking. So I smiled and they came over. Long story short. I will be very busy Saturday night night!
Bismarck.Magnuss
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2015-05-26 12:17:15
Your life. I want it.
By Kittykite 2015-05-26 12:22:50
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-05-26 12:26:56
idk...it looks like a awful lot of hard work...
and tanning booths probably have cooties
By Bloodrose 2015-05-26 12:28:04
As if being evil isn't hard enough work.
Someone has to make PARKER bring in the refreshments.
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Valefor.Sehachan
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By Valefor.Sehachan 2015-05-26 12:35:37
I love me a tanning booth for some skin cancer.
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By Asura.Kingnobody 2015-05-26 12:46:25
Who doesn't love skin cancer? Gives cannibals that extra crunchy texture!
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By Bismarck.Bloodbathboy 2015-05-26 12:51:25
Now I am hungry, lol.
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By Asura.Kingnobody 2015-05-26 12:53:04
Seha is getting a tan, there's some crunchy, crispy food right there!
And who doesn't love Italian either?
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By Valefor.Sehachan 2015-05-26 12:58:40
I can't get a tan.
I can live in the shades, or die in the sun.
This is a thread that I found on another website I post at. It can be really really interesting. I thought it deserved a place here.
Post your random thoughts for the day here, or anything else that intrigues you.
For starters, is it possible to give constructive critism to someone who doesn't have a neck? I totally just walked by a girl who didn't. Someone isn't getting a necklace for Valentines day!
And who decided black and white can't be colors? I want to say a racist. I really do.
Inb4thisthreadgetsreallywtf
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