When Aaron Carter came out of the blue, and he started beating up Shaquil O'neal when they bot got flattened by the Batmobile. Before he could make it back to the Batcave, Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave. He pulled an AK-47 out from under his hat and blew Batman away with a Ratta-tat-tat, but he ran out of builets and he ran away because Optimus Prime came to save the day.
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. Good Guys, Bad Guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see, and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be, this is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny.
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime. And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back. And Batman was injured and trying to get steady when Abraham Lincoln came back with a Machete, but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped INdiana Jones took him out with his whip. THen he saw Godzilla sneakin' up from behind, so he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist. Then he jumped in the air and did a somersault while ABraham Lincoln tried to pole vault onto to Optimus Prime but they collided in the air and both got hit by a Care Bear Stare.
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. Good Guys, Bad Guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see, and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be, this is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny.
ANgels sang out in an immaculate chorus. Down from the Heavens descended Chuck Norris who delivered a kick which could shatter bones into the crotch of Indiana Jones who fell over on the ground writhing in pain as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne, but Chuck saw through his clever disguise and he crushed Batman's head inbetween his thighs.
Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and The Holy Grail's Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jonbi the Genie, Robocop, Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lopan, Superman, and Every single Power Ranger, Little S Krusten and Theodore Logan, Spock, THe Rock, Doc Oc, and Hulk Hogan all came outta nowhere lightning fast and they kicked CHuck Norris and his cowboy ***. It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw with civilians looking on in total awe.
The fires raged on for a century, many lives were claimed but eventually a champion stood; the rest saw their better, Mr. ROgers in a bloodstained sweater.
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. Good Guys, Bad Guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see, and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be, this is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny.