Hmm, I wasn't expecting wrestling.
I expect long, "well thought out" back stories from each of you before this fight ends.
Well, many many years ago when I was 23, I married to a widow who was pretty as could be. This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red, my father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed, this made my dad my son-in-law and really changed my life for now my daughter was my mother for she was my father's wife and to complicate the matter even though it brought me joy, I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy, my little baby became a brother-in-law to dad and so became my uncle though it made me very sad for if he were my uncle that also made him brother of the widow's grown-up daughter who was my step-mother, father's wife then had a son who kept him on the run and he became my grandson for he was my daughter's son. My wife is now my mother's mother it makes me very blue because she is my wife and is my grandmother too, now if my wife is my grandmother then I am her grandchild and everytime I think of it it nearly drives me wild because now I have become the strangest case you ever saw, as husband of my grandmother I am my own grandpa.