Another year older, and just to make myself feel like a real old man I slipped and fell in the tub this morning. I even made an old man falling down grunt sound.
I wish I was 18 again.
Did you say "Help me! I've fallen and cannot get up!"
Oh sweet Gob. Have you guys seen the commercial with the old woman in legitimate distress, lying at the bottom of some stairs injured, screaming and pleading for help?
Okay, I get it's realistic and it sadly happens sometimes, but that kind of fear mongering on television during otherwise enjoyable programming should be monitored by the FCC. What the actual ***.