ok so, tried something tonight that was probably the most fun thing I've done in XIV so far
WAR DRG DRG WHM PvP premade
DRGs pop all damage buffs and target either the SMN, BLM, or healer on the opposing team. Power Surge + Jump -> 1 uses dragonfire 1 uses shatterspine -> opposite -> whoever was targeted is either dead or so close that a Leg Sweep/Mercy Stroke + whatever else from both DRGs will eliminate them while the WAR holds them in place with Holmgang. Surprisingly cathartic and *** hilarious to watch people running around in circles like they're saying "wtf just happened?" right as the gates open up.
Welp, I asked her out... well, kinda. I told her I was "into her". She said she didn't know how to respond, then was quick to add, "We should hang out before Christmas." So now she's coming to my place to watch a movie.
ok so, tried something tonight that was probably the most fun thing I've done in XIV so far
WAR DRG DRG WHM PvP premade
DRGs pop all damage buffs and target either the SMN, BLM, or healer on the opposing team. Power Surge + Jump -> 1 uses dragonfire 1 uses shatterspine -> opposite -> whoever was targeted is either dead or so close that a Leg Sweep/Mercy Stroke + whatever else from both DRGs will eliminate them while the WAR holds them in place with Holmgang. Surprisingly cathartic and *** hilarious to watch people running around in circles like they're saying "wtf just happened?" right as the gates open up.
Hell yeah! I think the closest to that I've done is when me and Dame charged out of the gate, straight past all their frontline, I holmganged the Whm, and Dame(DRG) lit her up. I was the target of two sleeps, but it didn't matter lol.
Love kitting stuff in there on BRD lol went in with a few FC people and only won cuz of this. Me and our war practically annoyed the ***outta the other team :x
Welp, I asked her out... well, kinda. I told her I was "into her". She said she didn't know how to respond, then was quick to add, "We should hang out before Christmas." So now she's coming to my place to watch The Big Lebowski.
Not sure what that means.
\o/ Go Magimus!
Step #1 Clean up your place! Pretend the pope is coming!
Step #2 Find out what kind of drinks/snacks she likes and then make/buy all of them and also buttered popcorn! It's key!
Step #3 When she arrives compliment an article of her clothing and offer her something to drink
Step #4 Hold hands you lovebirds!!! (during the movie not when she first walks into the door)
Step #5 Massage her buttered popcorn oiled hand until she falls in love with you and/or gives you another appendage to massage and then repeat.
Welp, I asked her out... well, kinda. I told her I was "into her". She said she didn't know how to respond, then was quick to add, "We should hang out before Christmas." So now she's coming to my place to watch The Big Lebowski.
Not sure what that means.
\o/ Go Magimus!
Step #1 Clean up your place! Pretend the pope is coming!
Step #2 Find out what kind of drinks/snacks she likes and then make/buy all of them and also buttered popcorn! It's key!
Step #3 When she arrives compliment an article of her clothing and offer her something to drink Step #4 Hold hands you lovebirds!!! (during the movie not when she first walks into the door)
Step #5 Massage her buttered popcorn oiled hand until she falls in love with you and/or gives you another appendage to massage and then repeat.
You want to try not to do/say anything that will have them barrel towards the door in the first few minutes. They are sometimes a timid species and prone to wild bursts of speed if their instincts are activated.
The home should look as comfortable, clean and well lit as you can make it. No candles! in fact nothing at all of a romantic nature. You don't want her to feel like she just walked into a porn shoot/lair of a serial killer....
Hide all of your manly things that need not be mentioned.
You want to try not to do/say anything that will have them barrel towards the door in the first few minutes. They are sometimes a timid species and prone to wild bursts of speed if their instincts are activated.
The home should look as comfortable, clean and well lit as you can make it. No candles! in fact nothing at all of a romantic nature. You don't want her to feel like she just walked into a porn shoot/lair of a serial killer....
Hide all of your manly things that need not be mentioned.
Such phrases to avoid are:
"I have herpes."
"Lets get married!"
"DON'T LEAVE MEEEEE!"
"I have an extensive porno collection."
and many more!
Okay, so at this moment I'm going to do the following:
Scream at her until she gives me her hand.
Don't mention my "wart" problem.
Lather her up in butter.
Touch her on top of the clothes.
Wait to propose until at LEAST the second date.
Clear the history on my computer.
Go ahead and kiss de girl (woah woah).
Helicopter her in the face with my penis.
Okay, so at this moment I'm going to do the following:
Scream at her until she gives me her hand.
Don't mention my "wart" problem.
Lather her up in butter.
Touch her on top of the clothes.
Wait to propose until at LEAST the second date.
Clear the history on my computer.
Go ahead and kiss de girl (woah woah).
Helicopter her in the face with my penis.
Am I getting it right?
Remember to answer the door naked. Also, in an attempt to make yourself more appealing, be sure to drape various things from your genitalia. This will be sure to show her that you are "unique" and "sophisticated" and is a guaranteed to win the night.
This is a thread that I found on another website I post at. It can be really really interesting. I thought it deserved a place here.
Post your random thoughts for the day here, or anything else that intrigues you.
For starters, is it possible to give constructive critism to someone who doesn't have a neck? I totally just walked by a girl who didn't. Someone isn't getting a necklace for Valentines day!
And who decided black and white can't be colors? I want to say a racist. I really do.