I am having a hard time stopping laughing at inappropriate things. xD A few days ago, I came out as an atheist liberal who supports gays and women's rights. I was sick of having to lie to my folks all the time.
Anyways. My brother sent me a message that basically said he doesn't give a darn about any of it, I'm still his baby sister. Then he quoted Beauty and the Beast at me, which was my favorite cartoon until Mulan came out. D'awww, brothers! My sister said who cares, you're still my baby sister. My dad sent me a text that said to call him. (Ominous! And now he won't pick up his phone. I expect that he'll just want clarification, like he'll want me to spell it out for him (that's atheist, as in A-T-H-E-I-S-T!) and be full of fatherly concern and barely concealed disapproval, but he'll still say "I love you" at the end.)
But my mom! Rofl! She says on the post how she loves me anyways, doesn't matter, no strings, etc. And then she asked my sister to ask me discreetly without me knowing that it was Mom who asked, whether or not I was bi-sexual.
So I'm on the phone with my sister, and she goes "Oh, and I'm supposed to be discreet and sneaky because Mom doesn't want you to know that she wants to know, are you bi?" And I have no idea why it just made me laugh. Oh, Mom. I told my sister to tell Mom that she asked very discreetly and I had no idea it was Mom, and that I was sorry to disappoint but I was straight.
Why do I have to think completely inappropriate situations are just hilarious? My funny bone is broken! I should have told my sister to say I was bi, and take a picture of Mom's poor face. Lol!