so I awake at 5;15 in the god damn morning today to:
BBBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW
repeatedly. the wife's damn cat got out last night, & now it wanted in. loudly. at 5:15am. needless to say, I was not pleased. I thought, "I'm going to teach this *** thing a lesson." & as I let it in the door, I grabbed her by the scruff of the neck, & started giving her a proper spanking. well after a swat or two, she decided she was going to teach ME a lesson about spanking cats, & proceeded to nearly cut off my knuckle on my ring finger with her stupid claws, & now I probably have rabies.
what exactly is the point of all this ramlbing, you say?
I hate stupid cats, & we both unintentionally built some character this morning.