It is somewhere.
And the dragon is black, but Schwartz makes me think of Space Balls and dragon names aren't laughing matters. :|
If you still Look for a German Name for the Dragon I mostly use One of those 2 for pets in videogames:
Fletscher - a predator licking its teeth while drool hits the ground when Looking at the prey ready to start the attack
Blutkralle - standing on the killed prey releasing the claws from the enemies flesh with blood dripping from these tools of death
For the cosplay theme of Last night: the majority of the women and girls I have seen on Conventions actually used very moderate costumes, it's just the internet creating a false image of the scene.
And Finally for the I don't Look at boobs fraction from Last night: you do check them out on meeting someone first even if your consciousness doesn't get the info.