Ragnarok.Prefalin said:
»Urial, tomorrow when you get out of the shower and you're still naked, you will stumble, and making so a bottle of some kind will go to the ground and remain erect, and your butt will fall right on it.
This is the curse I give you.
Guess who is taking his shower tonight before bed...
This guy.
So that you can go to bed with a bottle up your butt? Sounds just as unpleasant.
No no sir.
The specifics of the curse are for tomorrow.
She didn't say it would happen the next time or anytime in the future.
She said tomorrow.
I've dealt with enough monkey paw *** to know how precise these things are.