Email from Big Willy says I can permanently increase my manhood by 24 inches. I really hope they meant 2-4 because what the *** are you gonna do with 24 more inches?
An erection would knock you out before you even got half way due to lack of blood for the brain... If it happened to keep going you'd die.
Email from Big Willy says I can permanently increase my manhood by 24 inches. I really hope they meant 2-4 because what the *** are you gonna do with 24 more inches?
An erection would knock you out before you even got half way due to lack of blood for the brain... If it happened to keep going you'd die.
Maybe if you were with a necrophiliac... but does it even count as you having sex if you are dead?
Email from Big Willy says I can permanently increase my manhood by 24 inches. I really hope they meant 2-4 because what the *** are you gonna do with 24 more inches?
An erection would knock you out before you even got half way due to lack of blood for the brain... If it happened to keep going you'd die.
Email from Big Willy says I can permanently increase my manhood by 24 inches. I really hope they meant 2-4 because what the *** are you gonna do with 24 more inches?
An erection would knock you out before you even got half way due to lack of blood for the brain... If it happened to keep going you'd die.
Maybe if you were with a necrophiliac... but does it even count as you having sex if you are dead?
Yeah ... sure uh ... yeah!
So how is everyone :| I need some cheering up x.x, my mothers being ... -sigh- stubborn as hell (she even kicked us out of her hospital room today.... so heart breaking but I'm over it ... getting pissed off at her isn't solving anything...)
So how is everyone :| I need some cheering up x.x, my mothers being ... -sigh- stubborn as hell (she even kicked us out of her hospital room today.... so heart breaking but I'm over it ... getting pissed off at her isn't solving anything...)
I have ONE caramel Dove chocolate left. It is yours if you wish.
I have hotmail, too. Everything idgaf about gets that address.
So how is everyone :| I need some cheering up x.x, my mothers being ... -sigh- stubborn as hell (she even kicked us out of her hospital room today.... so heart breaking but I'm over it ... getting pissed off at her isn't solving anything...)
I have ONE caramel Dove chocolate left. It is yours if you wish.
I have hotmail, too. Everything idgaf about gets that address.
speaking of food... i'm kinda hungry also :| i'm debating calling my mother but I dunno ... I feel bad about basically wanting to cut myself off from her now but the way she is acting is just ... bad :| people are trying to help her but she won't listen at all.
Honestly if she refuses the help even knowing she's in a bad way, it's gonna take a lot more than a call or you cutting her off to make her realize it.
Honestly if she refuses the help even knowing she's in a bad way, it's gonna take a lot more than a call or you cutting her off to make her realize it.
I know, the problem is she won't listen to me or my grandmother (her mother!) she's about to actually be either tossed out or tossed in a mental wing if she keeps on at this pace, it's sad.
Nothing St. Patricks Patty's day related on my facebook yet... Only slightly interesting things there today were that they discovered phallic looking worm fossils and a picture of my pregnant cousin holding an alligator that looked kinda amusing.
I got a hankering for a sheperds pie :| but noone here sells them x.x used to get this microwaveable ones but they took them off the shelfs a few years ago...
I got a hankering for a sheperds pie :| but noone here sells them x.x used to get this microwaveable ones but they took them off the shelfs a few years ago...
I actually just made a boxed version last night! It's a Velveeta boxed meal and was actually decent. Definitely not as good as making it at home, but gewd for something out of a box.
I got a hankering for a sheperds pie :| but noone here sells them x.x used to get this microwaveable ones but they took them off the shelfs a few years ago...
I got a hankering for a sheperds pie :| but noone here sells them x.x used to get this microwaveable ones but they took them off the shelfs a few years ago...
You know it isn't that hard to make right?
shhhhhh don't tell my brain that D:
also i'm lazy :p (I've made them a few times before)
This is a thread that I found on another website I post at. It can be really really interesting. I thought it deserved a place here.
Post your random thoughts for the day here, or anything else that intrigues you.
For starters, is it possible to give constructive critism to someone who doesn't have a neck? I totally just walked by a girl who didn't. Someone isn't getting a necklace for Valentines day!
And who decided black and white can't be colors? I want to say a racist. I really do.