Meh faster is relative to so many things, it can be handled so the girl always comes first or a couple times first if that's what a guy is after
morning hevans
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if i'm gonna spend a night at home working out the kinks in a relationship (bwahaha) i'm gonna make sure she's taken care of first. 1. she's gonna enjoy the sex more cause her body is so extra sensitive. 2. there's a good chance her second orgasm will result in us getting off together. 3. i don't really wanna eat her out after sex. usually the "high" of sexual pleasure occurs for longer and more often in women than men. so guys have to make sex fun for them. we have to always be pushing some boundary to keep with the "expectations of being a man". i don't think we get any less joy out of sex, just that we get it in a different way.
double checking my bags. gonna leave soon to meet up with my mom and drive to see some family. my cousins are all 10x crazier than i so i'm sure it'll be a fun weekend.
oh gawd i know how that is. my night job had to fire two people for stealing which put me being the only manager. between my two jobs i had 3 days off in the last 4 weeks. i'm getting drunk, stoned, and laid this weekend. i don't really care about anything else. i'm supposed to party extra hard for chuuuu, but i'll throw in a little for you too =P.
why are you losing staff? are you too much of an evil dictator? you could join the axis of evil =O!
This weekend I'm staying inside. Damn this heat and humidity. Heat index of 106 >.<. We were supposed to go to King's Island this weekend but decided against that crap. Getting my kid's ears pierced, I might get something done too, who knows. I'm getting older, and before I'm too old to have fun, I'm going to do something stupid to myself. Either eyebrow or lebret (sp????)
Okay, so last night I stayed up late, far later than I've stayed up in weeks, because of the new stuff in FFXIV, and me running around with LS doing some of it.. Anyways I finally manage to fall asleep about 2:30-3:00, then at about 5:30 I wake up cuz wife is getting in bed (happens all the time I just go back to sleep) and she says "We have a problem".. In my mind I know I'm going to regret asking, but I ask what it is..
She then tells me the snake puked up the rat it ate.. The snake didn't eat the rat that day, it had been digesting it for a few days by now.. At this point you can't even really tell it used to be a rat, you see some fur, and a general oblong shape but not much else is distinctive. So after a long night playing, and only 2 hours of sleep I get to get up, and clean this thing out, because it absolutely reeks. It smells like a mixture of days old rotting fish that's been out in the sun and that dead corpse smell you smell sometimes when you drive by a larger dead animal.
I start gagging at the thought of having to clean this thing out, but I have to do it so I grab a giant wad of paper towels to grab it with and I put them over it, and try to grab it and I feel it squish which sends me into like gagging convulsions, after a minute I get a hold of myself and just take a deep breath and try to do it as quickly as possible, grab it up and drop it in a trash bag, look back and in see that it has fallen apart, what used to be the head, neck and part of the shoulders is still in there, which again, makes me nearly puke.. It takes a few attempts to get it all out in between gagging sessions.
Okay, so last night I stayed up late, far later than I've stayed up in weeks, because of the new stuff in FFXIV, and me running around with LS doing some of it.. Anyways I finally manage to fall asleep about 2:30-3:00, then at about 5:30 I wake up cuz wife is getting in bed (happens all the time I just go back to sleep) and she says "We have a problem".. In my mind I know I'm going to regret asking, but I ask what it is..
She then tells me the snake puked up the rat it ate.. The snake didn't eat the rat that day, it had been digesting it for a few days by now.. At this point you can't even really tell it used to be a rat, you see some fur, and a general oblong shape but not much else is distinctive. So after a long night playing, and only 2 hours of sleep I get to get up, and clean this thing out, because it absolutely reeks. It smells like a mixture of days old rotting fish that's been out in the sun and that dead corpse smell you smell sometimes when you drive by a larger dead animal.
I start gagging at the thought of having to clean this thing out, but I have to do it so I grab a giant wad of paper towels to grab it with and I put them over it, and try to grab it and I feel it squish which sends me into like gagging convulsions, after a minute I get a hold of myself and just take a deep breath and try to do it as quickly as possible, grab it up and drop it in a trash bag, look back and in see that it has fallen apart, what used to be the head, neck and part of the shoulders is still in there, which again, makes me nearly puke.. It takes a few attempts to get it all out in between gagging sessions.
Aaaaaand... The room still reeks.
Ah the life of a pet owner. ;_; I feel that way every morning when I walk the dog and I have to pick up after her...my sister-in-law feeds her the softest organic food she can find or something. Bad enough having to pick up stuff like that in the first place, but when it's soft and nasty and hard to get a hold of the whole process leaves me gagging and dry-heaving. :/
This is a thread that I found on another website I post at. It can be really really interesting. I thought it deserved a place here.
Post your random thoughts for the day here, or anything else that intrigues you.
For starters, is it possible to give constructive critism to someone who doesn't have a neck? I totally just walked by a girl who didn't. Someone isn't getting a necklace for Valentines day!
And who decided black and white can't be colors? I want to say a racist. I really do.
