Random Thoughts.....What Are You Thinking?

This is Ur

If I'm that old Magnus is like Dumbledore.

My first time getting good and drunk was on my 23rd birthday.

Met my ex/son's mom face-to-face for the first time that night. (We had talked online... Were introduced by a mutual friend.) Tried to get her to make out with me by smashing her face between my hands.

Hung over the back of my living room chair trying to hug my cat.

Yelled at them all through the door for talking about me while I was in the bathroom.

Told my friend, "You're not even here!" after he jokingly told me to get my hand off his girlfriend's leg.

Insisted on walking my ex to her car, despite being drunk. Fell on the floor when I stood up. Still insisted on walking her to her car. Did not succeed. But my friend tore out the back of his pants trying to pick me up so I could at least try.

Cried when she left because I was sure she didn't like me.

One of my friends put Orajel all over my tongue. She told me my other friend did it. I woke up the next day, convinced it was the friend she told me about, and was sure I remembered it happening!

Laughed at YouTube videos I couldn't see, and continually shushed everyone else until I fell asleep on the floor.

Went to work at 8AM the next day.

I've only been that drunk one other time since then.

Drokin ; ; I was back reading D: thank you so much for sharing that

Can I be Gandalf?

So old you've died once?
K.

I don't even do it for that, any more. There are three things I do with liquor. #1: the taste. And for that, it's mostly trying out a new microbrew or a necessity, like Lienenkugel's and bratwurst. 2: cooking. Speaking of bratwurst, it needs to be swimming and boiled in beer for it to be good, and just try making French Onion Soup without vermouth. #3: socially. If I'm at a wedding or hanging out with a friend and he says, "Have a shot with me," what am I supposed to say, no?

just got back from working out for like the first time since highschool~

bleh~~~ i'm dead.

I just drink beer now cause I like it.
Really bad week?
Get smashed on Jager and play FPS.

I know this reference now!

This was one of my favorite shows when I was a kid.

Keep it up! Do it for that purple haired anime girl you like so much!

Hey, I AM older than Mag, after all.

*thinking to myself*
Am I really going to wake up at 5am to watch a live stream in a language I only halfway understand?

You animal!

I'll always remember this. Whenever I think, "Damn, I'm old..." all I have to do is remind myself that you're older, and then I'll smile.

Ancient!

nothing better when it's stuck upside down in the loop

Dude, one of my favorite videos when I was kid was this film that was on the bookmobile where they put a camera on a bunch of different rollercoasters to make it seem like you're riding in them.

I friggin love sites like Teefury and Theyetee where you can get rad *** shirts like these. I'm soooo buying that Regular Show Banjo Kazooie shirt tomorrow hehe.

Mwahaha

who borked RT?

When in doubt, blame Kali.

I see two Eagleeyes Sirens on there, so my vote is you...

As expected from the janitor, blame someone else!

As soon as I get off my break, I'm gonna give you a piece of my mind.

FFXIAH... Now in 3D!

When are you ever not on break scruffy.

I didn't do it ; ;

When I'm off my break, I'll tell you.

It was you and your freak blizzard!