Dear Santa,
All I want for christmas is a Gandiva. Think the jolly ol fat man can help me out here. I've been a good boy. I've been sober all year and gone a day w/o playing FFXI if I couldn't help it. So howz about you be a pal and hook a brotha up.
~Kosal
P.S.
Left egg nog, cookies, and some Captn Morgan out for ya.