What Grinds Your Gears?
|
What grinds your gears?
I would have told her "It makes it easier to uppercut you. Keep *** with me, woman." :3
Eternaltriumph said: I would have told her "It makes it easier to uppercut you. Keep *** with me, woman." :3 Thats when she stops touching you. Maybe it's just because I date women with senses of humor. :(
anything over 5'5 is tall to me >.>
Eternaltriumph said: Maybe it's just because I date women with senses of humor. :( if she has a sense of humore...women have that? Ludoggy said: Eternaltriumph said: Maybe it's just because I date women with senses of humor. :( if she has a sense of humore...women have that? >.> <.< i guess its a rarity? Eternaltriumph said: Maybe it's just because I date women with senses of humor. :( Sense of humor is all well and good, but say "Go make me a sammich, woman" at the wrong time and that all goes out the window. Just saying. Yeah. Like a woman who laughs when I show her that a guy got rejected from E-harmony for the best reason ever.
Question: "What do you like in a woman?" He said: "My ****." And that sir, is how you win the internet. Ludoggy said: Eternaltriumph said: I would have told her "It makes it easier to uppercut you. Keep *** with me, woman." :3 Thats when she stops touching you. Actually no lu she wouldnt have... she actually asked me to hit her a couple of times. And she was horny like 23/7 cause im sure she slepted for at least 1 hour a day Xxnumbertwoxx said: Eternaltriumph said: Maybe it's just because I date women with senses of humor. :( Sense of humor is all well and good, but say "Go make me a sammich, woman" at the wrong time and that all goes out the window. Just saying. this is true...i usually do it anyway tho.. Savannah said: Xxnumbertwoxx said: Eternaltriumph said: Maybe it's just because I date women with senses of humor. :( Sense of humor is all well and good, but say "Go make me a sammich, woman" at the wrong time and that all goes out the window. Just saying. this is true...i usually do it anyway tho.. Holy ***, I can't even get women to make me food if I ask nicely. Except for family... Dasva said: Ludoggy said: Eternaltriumph said: I would have told her "It makes it easier to uppercut you. Keep *** with me, woman." :3 Thats when she stops touching you. Actually no lu she wouldnt have... she actually asked me to hit her a couple of times. And she was horny like 23/7 cause im sure she slepted for at least 1 hour a day She was Bi wasnt she? Xxnumbertwoxx said: Savannah said: Xxnumbertwoxx said: Eternaltriumph said: Maybe it's just because I date women with senses of humor. :( Sense of humor is all well and good, but say "Go make me a sammich, woman" at the wrong time and that all goes out the window. Just saying. this is true...i usually do it anyway tho.. Holy ***, I can't even get women to make me food if I ask nicely. Except for family... >.> guess it plays into the "i'm perfect" factor some ppl say i have... Ludoggy said: Dasva said: Ludoggy said: Eternaltriumph said: I would have told her "It makes it easier to uppercut you. Keep *** with me, woman." :3 Thats when she stops touching you. Actually no lu she wouldnt have... she actually asked me to hit her a couple of times. And she was horny like 23/7 cause im sure she slepted for at least 1 hour a day She was Bi wasnt she? Yes... she actually almost got a hotter friend of hers over for a 3some but her husband wasnt too keen on that :) Dasva said: Ludoggy said: Dasva said: Ludoggy said: Eternaltriumph said: I would have told her "It makes it easier to uppercut you. Keep *** with me, woman." :3 Thats when she stops touching you. Actually no lu she wouldnt have... she actually asked me to hit her a couple of times. And she was horny like 23/7 cause im sure she slepted for at least 1 hour a day She was Bi wasnt she? Yes... she actually almost got a hotter friend of hers over for a 3some but her husband wasnt too keen on that :) lol thats why <.> it seems to me that all Bi girls are either lying or horny 25/7 Dasva said: Yes... she actually almost got a hotter friend of hers over for a 3some but her husband wasnt too keen on that :) He was the biggest idiot in the universe. EDIT: Oh, you mean the other chicks hubby. NVM ANOTHER little girl asking me on msn "whats a *** and why did xxx ask me for one"
Pisses me off wtf guys >.> Ludoggy said: Dasva said: Ludoggy said: Dasva said: Ludoggy said: Eternaltriumph said: I would have told her "It makes it easier to uppercut you. Keep *** with me, woman." :3 Thats when she stops touching you. Actually no lu she wouldnt have... she actually asked me to hit her a couple of times. And she was horny like 23/7 cause im sure she slepted for at least 1 hour a day She was Bi wasnt she? Yes... she actually almost got a hotter friend of hers over for a 3some but her husband wasnt too keen on that :) lol thats why <.> it seems to me that all Bi girls are either lying or horny 25/7 Unfortunately she was also probably the craziest *** I have ever met. I mean what girl tells you to hit her? In the face. Or ignores her work which shes already on thin ice and about to be booted for so she can bone another time that day. Rowland said: Ludoggy said: ANOTHER little girl asking me on msn "whats a *** and why did xxx ask me for one" Pisses me off wtf guys >.> Why are little girls sending you messages on msn about ***? He told them he has lolipops in his pants i could understand a slap every once in awhile....but....
Rowland said: Ludoggy said: ANOTHER little girl asking me on msn "whats a *** and why did xxx ask me for one" Pisses me off wtf guys >.> Why are little girls sending you messages on msn about ***? because I'm everyones "counselor" "teddy bear" "big brother" etc. Sounds like a good deal imo. Except my last gf was batshit *** psycho and I put up with it for a while because she was hot and horny. Everyone will call you stupid for passing it up until you've lived through it. >.>
Rowland said: Savannah said: i could understand a slap every once in awhile....but.... Usually a slap means I'm doing it right :D lmao Row XD Rowland said: Ludoggy said: Rowland said: Ludoggy said: ANOTHER little girl asking me on msn "whats a *** and why did xxx ask me for one" Pisses me off wtf guys >.> Why are little girls sending you messages on msn about ***? because I'm everyones "counselor" "teddy bear" "big brother" etc. So you're saying you're a part time pimp I'm too poor |
All FFXIV and FFXI content and images © 2002-2025 SQUARE ENIX CO., LTD.
FINAL FANTASY is a registered trademark of Square Enix Co., Ltd.